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So apparently the Fitty Shades of Gray has a part in the book where Ed Twilight want to hit that pre-teen gash so hard that he pulls out not-Bella's bloody tampon out and throws it across the room, and she gets all hot because pussy blood makes the best lube. But apparently they won't have it in the movie, and housewives are pissed! I dunno man, I'm no 50 shades fan, but that seems like making Last Tango in Paris w/o the butter scene
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:14 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 02:13 |
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huh, never really thought of it like that
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:15 |
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im not gay
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:16 |
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i think op that women are pissed bc they felt empowered that somebody would not feel terrified by menstruation what's happening here is that hollywood patriarchy clamping down on liberating messages in their money grubbing entertainments
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:19 |
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nothing quite so primative and thrilling than bangin your girl and getting blood everywhere. makes your dick a special kind of sticky after, too
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:19 |
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Simian_Prime posted:So apparently the Fitty Shades of Gray has a part in the book where Ed Twilight want to hit that pre-teen gash so hard that he pulls out not-Bella's bloody tampon out and throws it across the room, and she gets all hot because pussy blood makes the best lube. I like the part where it turns out aliens have been holding bubble up the whole time.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:19 |
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A well bloodied pussy DOES make good lube.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:21 |
i have not read/watched either of the things you mentioned in the op
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:22 |
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matrix ripoff posted:i have not read/watched either of the things you mentioned in the op Neither have I. You'd be surprised what you pick up from entertainment news.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:29 |
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you could call it... a period drama
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:31 |
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They should have kept the period scene and just shorten the comma and apostrophe scenes instead.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:32 |
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drat last two posts got some serious puns thanks gents!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:34 |
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my parents tried using Crisco once it didn't end well
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:34 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:my parents tried using Crisco once IT ENDED WITH U LOL
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:35 |
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someone is going to be upset but at least the blood isnt on my hands
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:35 |
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Filth! Hollywood today, I tell you...
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:37 |
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I care about periods and also what cunts read to kill the time their men are earning the money to pay for their bills, heat mortgage cellphone car food gas life in genereal. I care about 50 shades of ugly fat burden.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:37 |
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filthy poo poo
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:37 |
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Supreme Allah posted:I care about periods and also what cunts read to kill the time their men are earning the money to pay for their bills, heat mortgage cellphone car food gas life in genereal. I care about 50 shades of ugly fat burden. loving women screwing it all up wasting my god drat time its called HIStory for a reason
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:38 |
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Everything about this book seems WASP as gently caress. Its like someone thought American Psycho could use a love story.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:43 |
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smh at this white american garbage what next, kendrick can't even get a grammy nom but iggy azalea and macklemore are in there
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:46 |
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Woman fluids have no place in American Cinema, or bedrooms.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:48 |
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numberoneposter posted:its called HIStory for a reason
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:51 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:my parents tried using Crisco once TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR PARENTS loving
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:53 |
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BossRighteous posted:Woman fluids have no place in American Cinema, or bedrooms. Put on that crimson mask like fucken Ric Flair.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:53 |
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Captain Candiru posted:A well bloodied pussy DOES make good lube.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:55 |
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Francis Baconator posted:Smells like pennies, though.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:55 |
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Why do people read this poo poo in public
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:56 |
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BossRighteous posted:Woman fluids have no place in American Cinema, or bedrooms.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:57 |
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No period blood? This is a loving outrage. I'm no longer going to see this movie.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:57 |
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Got that hannibal lecter face going
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:58 |
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Will the pancake easting scene be in the movie?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:59 |
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True story: i had period sex.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:00 |
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Waltzing Along posted:True story: i had period sex. DIZ GUY HAD SEXX
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:02 |
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Its loving piss,
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:03 |
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toggle posted:Its loving piss,
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:05 |
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The best sex is when you start with pink and pink (or yellow) and you end up with white red and brown.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:05 |
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yo waltzing along i hope you don't mind man if i ask but i just gotta know and you don't have to say anything if you don't wanna cuz i understand about that (not really) sex: what was it like??
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:05 |
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Captain Candiru posted:A well bloodied pussy DOES make good lube. i'll do it on the first and last day. the middle days, though, that just gets really loving messy.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:06 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 02:13 |
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well, the first time we were both awkward. we knew we were gonna do it but futzed around all day. finally did it at like 1 am in the back of her station wagon. she was on the rag. the condom broke. i wasn't overly impressed. it got better from there.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:06 |