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Just wondering ,how you got your job. Maybe some unemployed goons can use your alternative answers for inspiration! Sadly I got mine by applying to an advert online.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:19 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:43 |
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nepotism it owns
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:22 |
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Step one: born white and good looking. Step two: learned white people language. Step three: applied for the job.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:27 |
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a nine hour interview
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:28 |
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I found it on Craig's List.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:28 |
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Killed the last man who had it. But I know one day it will be my turn.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:28 |
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walked in and asked for a job. got it immediately because the entire staff had just been fired for theft. worst mistake i ever made.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:29 |
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Hard work op.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:31 |
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staffing agency, but through someone i knew who worked at the staffing agency and found an IT position they were trying to fill so half nepotism
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:50 |
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I showed up.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:50 |
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I, OP, am not the real Captain Roberts.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:52 |
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a $50 bill because im curently getting a blowjob
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:53 |
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I got laid off Being unemployed is a dull time job
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:55 |
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I typed four words into google and then made one phone call
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:01 |
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I shoved it in her mouth. I'll update when I lose (win) the job.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:23 |
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mookface posted:I typed four words into google and then made one phone call "tar oil death money"
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:24 |
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TEAYCHES posted:"tar oil death money" lol oh you, no man I work on a variety of projects. I'm not in oil i'm in construction. although it is true I may be building the gallows from which the earth is hung, I don't have any part in releasing the trap door
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:26 |
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put resume on monster, first phone call happened to be a decent one
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:26 |
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mookface posted:lol oh you, no man I work on a variety of projects. I'm not in oil i'm in construction. although it is true I may be building the gallows from which the earth is hung, I don't have any part in releasing the trap door building the gallows has something to do with the trap door blablabla i am also destroying the earth in my own way with my career
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:28 |
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im dead
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:28 |
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TEAYCHES posted:"tar oil death money" "rear end grass or gas"
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:28 |
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11 years experience in my field, great at interviews, genuinely a nice person
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:28 |
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TEAYCHES posted:building the gallows has something to do with the trap door blablabla i am also destroying the earth in my own way with my career Also would you prefer to get the oil from the lets behead women in the streets Saudis? Huh?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:30 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:11 years experience in my field, great at interviews, genuinely a nice person 11 yrs moderating forums... wow....
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:33 |
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TEAYCHES posted:11 yrs moderating forums... wow.... moderating is my hobby
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:34 |
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Some dude in a staffing agency found my resume on Monster and got me a job. It's direct hire so it's all cool. Meritocracy is real peoples
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:36 |
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for real tho if you are unemployed your best bet is a staffing agency. applying to one is like applying to a dozen jobs at once. if you have any skills dont waste your time submitting job apps any other way
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:37 |
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does the government paying me crazy money for being a student count as a job?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:39 |
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krampster2 posted:does the government paying me crazy money for being a student count as a job? is it a loan
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:40 |
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TEAYCHES posted:is it a loan No but I do have a government load for my fees, only have to pay it back if I earn heaps. I get $280 a fortnight and because I moved away from home to study I got $7.5k when I moved. Also get $170 a fortnight towards my rent. Australian welfare bitch it owns.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:43 |
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Mostly luck, mostly.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:45 |
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krampster2 posted:No but I do have a government load for my fees, only have to pay it back if I earn heaps. oh lol australian so you pay for it with an accent that makes you sound retarded while living in a shitheap "me-too" nation
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:45 |
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Australians aren't really people.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:46 |
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krampster2 posted:No but I do have a government load for my fees, only have to pay it back if I earn heaps. austudy? More like bongstudy am I right? Because i spend it all on weed
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:47 |
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I could just be a student my entire life and never have to work. lol have fun working you silly 3rd worlders
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:48 |
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Applied for like every pension-having job you can think of after graduating high school; trade union offices, government jobs, basically any job that only required a high school diploma and a clean driver's license, clean piss, and clean rap sheet Some of them had literal years of waiting lists; took whoever responded to me first; switched if one of the other jobs that were better contacted me like 2 years later so I guess the answer to the OP is I applied and was hired like 7 years later lol Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Jan 29, 2015 |
# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:48 |
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I don't believe I've ever met an Australian.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:49 |
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Went to school for something I enjoyed and gave me the qualifications/skills I was looking for in a career. Did my rotation at a hospital. Hospital liked me so they hired me.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:51 |
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Fonzarelli posted:austudy? More like bongstudy am I right? i spent it on a forums account and this cool new owl man avatar i got
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:51 |
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I.C. posted:I don't believe I've ever met an Australian. apparently they're all at home doing bong rips
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:53 |