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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
some of you would, those half-orcs come from somewhere

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Skeletome
Feb 4, 2011

Tell them about the tournament!

if they asked nicely

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
The answer to this is the same as a neanderthal. A resounding yes, except this time I actually already slept with your mother.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol if you don't exclusively gently caress orcs

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
im gork

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'm not loving u op

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Depends.

This is one of the fantasy settings that has female orcs, right?

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
no, race mixing is wrong unless it's with a hot elf wench. have you even watched the lotr movies

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
What kind of orc?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Female warcraft orcs are basically green buff humans. Female LotR orcs probably look exactly like male LotR orcs.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

no but i'd friendszone an orc if i ever had the chance

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
sniff sniff

manflesh

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

this is difficult due to the wide variety of depictions of orcs in pop culture

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
only if its a morrowind or oblivion orc

none of that gay lotr poo poo though

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

I’d make eye contact with him and fart. I did it all the time for like two years. I didn’t even know his full name, just heard that his coworkers thought he was a nut for complaining about “the guy who would fart on me in the break room”
Yes.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

I’d make eye contact with him and fart. I did it all the time for like two years. I didn’t even know his full name, just heard that his coworkers thought he was a nut for complaining about “the guy who would fart on me in the break room”

Germstore posted:

Female warcraft orcs are basically green buff humans. Female LotR orcs probably look exactly like male LotR orcs.

actually,

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
pork that orc

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
Choo choo choo
let's ride the good ol' Mordor train

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
:orks101::orks101::orks101::orks101::orks101::orks101::orks101::orks101::orks101::orks101::orks101::orks101:

Luitpold fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Jan 29, 2015

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
Quit posting pics of OPs mom

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
orcs don't gently caress. they make love.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

I would gently caress Venus and her brother Serena.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.


Would

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Suck my gubbinz boyz

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
orcs know how to party and you know what they say, what happens in mordor stays in mordor

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Not everyone has a choice, OP.


NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Inevitable posted:

Not everyone has a choice, OP.



Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
they call my dick bonk that-donk

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
I'm not an orc

I am a snort

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Inevitable posted:

Not everyone has a choice, OP.




Fool and the World posted:

Quit posting pics of OPs mom

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
had sex with your mom soooooo

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
waiting for more thinly veiled race jokes

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Gaunab posted:

waiting for more thinly veiled race jokes

asian jokes are just too easy

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...


I'm Mork

naem
May 29, 2011

I'm pretty sure I did actually

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Somebody post a shadows of mordor webm of that orc that wanted to gently caress you.

naem
May 29, 2011

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

DrManiac posted:

Somebody post a shadows of mordor webm of that orc that wanted to gently caress you.

I dont get why the orcs didn't torture and rape you instead of killing you - your just going to come back to life and kill them. seems liek a pretty big plot hole to me :shrug:

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


Depends on the kind of orc. I wouldnt gently caress a smelly, diseased orc but if he was kinda cute...?

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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Rare Collectable posted:

but if he was kinda cute...?

let's say he is, and smells nice and you like each other a lot but he has a barbed penis

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