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Well gosh I'd probably have to get really drunk first but YEAH!!!
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Jan 29, 2015 18:58
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Inevitable posted:Not everyone has a choice, OP. I like the thinly veiled racial connotation
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Jan 29, 2015 19:13
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Djeser posted:
Lol You seem like a guy whose put a lot of thought into what color Orc jizz is, too
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Jan 29, 2015 19:13
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Father_Johann posted:Lol uhh you don't? wtf
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Jan 29, 2015 19:19
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Gobblecoque posted:uhh you don't? wtf I think it heavily depends on their diet. poo poo. I've said too much.
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Jan 29, 2015 19:25
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it's like a shamrock shake
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Jan 29, 2015 19:25
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For the Horde
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Jan 29, 2015 19:26
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Father_Johann posted:Lol probably white when it comes out, isn't most jizz? (please don't answer this)
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Jan 29, 2015 19:27
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Djeser posted:probably white when it comes out, isn't most jizz? MOST JIZZ IS WHITE? Gotta go see a doctor.
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Jan 29, 2015 19:52
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Djeser posted:probably white when it comes out, isn't most jizz? lol if you dont jizz exclusively in a scintillating rainbow of colors never imagined
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Jan 29, 2015 19:56
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The best way I can describe it is like frozen lemonade mix if you let it sit out
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Jan 29, 2015 19:56
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no. but maybe a elf. a forest elf. a beautiful 300yr old forest elf that smells like fall. she would teach me things about the forest and about my own body on an emerald bed of moss while motes of pollen danced in the shafts of sunlight which broke so softly through the lush canopy of an ancient magic forest kingdom.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:34
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Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
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Jan 29, 2015 20:35
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JiveHonky posted:no. but maybe a elf. a forest elf. a beautiful 300yr old forest elf that smells like fall. she would teach me things about the forest and about my own body on an emerald bed of moss while motes of pollen danced in the shafts of sunlight which broke so softly through the lush canopy of an ancient magic forest kingdom. yea but an orc would take u to pound town in a filthy old orc shack covered in animal bones
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Jan 29, 2015 20:48
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ancient magical pound town?
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Jan 29, 2015 20:50
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is there a trendy tumblr opinion on fuckin orks that I should have or can I be honest
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JiveHonky posted:no. but maybe a elf. a forest elf. a beautiful 300yr old forest elf that smells like fall. she would teach me things about the forest and about my own body on an emerald bed of moss while motes of pollen danced in the shafts of sunlight which broke so softly through the lush canopy of an ancient magic forest kingdom. I'm wet now.
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Jan 29, 2015 20:57
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:yea but an orc would take u to pound town in a filthy old orc shack covered in animal bones But this made me cum.
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Jan 29, 2015 22:41
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This woman is legit hotter than my ex-wife. So I guess yes.
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Jan 29, 2015 22:47
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Not a legit orc, no muscle in that flabby mess.
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Jan 29, 2015 23:07
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In Mordor, orc fucks you!
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Jan 29, 2015 23:09
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Jan 29, 2015 23:16
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jesus christ OP you haven't even specified fantasyverse this orc exists in, much less the continuity!!!! ARGH
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Jan 29, 2015 23:22
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He's gonna blow a raspberry on her tummy. Ooh, that tickles, stop it, guy!
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Jan 30, 2015 00:01
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LotR orcs are spawned, they don't have sex 
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Do they still have orifices though?
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EightBit posted:LotR orcs are spawned, they don't have sex [citation needed]
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Gilok posted:This woman is legit hotter than my ex-wife. So I guess yes.  man you can't let poo poo like that out on the internet
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Jan 30, 2015 00:32
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EightBit posted:LotR orcs are spawned, they don't have sex not goin into the deets but i can confirm that orcs do have sex and are pretty much constantly horny and ready to do some plowing
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