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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
If they were to adapt Computers into a feature length movie, who would you get to play the computer? I'd have to go with Patrick Stewart - let's face it folks, he's the main guy from STAR TREK

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
yo im dream casting in this ray caster. ray casting some killer wolf3d levels

Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]
brent spiner obviously!?!?!??!

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
uh, hawking for sure op

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

or just watch any american dad episode

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

i think it should be tim allen

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Tom Cruise as The iPad

pram
Jun 10, 2001
uhh tron already exists

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
bruce vilanch as woz
bruce willis as steve jobs
chuck liddell as bill gates
jason statham as paul allen

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
chris hemsworth as me as a cj

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

angry_keebler posted:

jason statham as paul allen

And Christian Bale as Patrick.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

chris farley as ballmer

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i would have that terminator guy play the part, whatever his name is. he was pretty good at playing a terminator, and then a friendly terminator in the later movies

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

Chris Rock is the mouse

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
um... okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a computer or something.

or.. um.. how about this: Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a computer or something.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
adam sandler is... the funny computer

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Sniep posted:

um... okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a computer or something.

or.. um.. how about this: Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a computer or something.

and he's really stupid and he punches a guy, and also he's got some tangentially related talent like subtracting really fast but only while rob schneider's jiggling his testicles

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
adam sandler's voice is hosed up and baby sounding enough. but imagine that as a computer voice??!

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

adam sandler's voice is hosed up and baby sounding enough. but imagine that as a computer voice??!

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

adam sandler's voice is hosed up and baby sounding enough. but imagine that as a computer voice??!

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

flakeloaf posted:

and he's really stupid and he punches a guy, and also he's got some tangentially related talent like subtracting really fast but only while rob schneider's jiggling his testicles

i dont think that was in the script buddy

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

adam sandler's voice is hosed up and baby sounding enough. but imagine that as a computer voice??!

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

no adam sandler


why adam sandler, why


:suicide:


adam sandler was funny in the early days when he was pretty much just putting out cds of his skits

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a computer.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

he's said to be a pretty nice guy even if he makes the same stupid idiot movie for morons every few years so maybe chasing him around with cameras when he's just trying to be a dad doing normal dad stuff might not be a very nice thing to do

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

flakeloaf posted:

he's said to be a pretty nice guy even if he makes the same stupid idiot movie for morons every few years so maybe chasing him around with cameras when he's just trying to be a dad doing normal dad stuff might not be a very nice thing to do

agreedo

but it cannot be helped unfortunately

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Peanut and the Gang posted:

Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a computer.

thank you for being the 1 person itt who actually gets jokes

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

no they will not posted:

I'd have to go with Patrick Stewart - let's face it folks, he's the main guy from STAR TREK

lol stupid

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

david bowie omg

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
david bowie stars in a movie like labyrinth, but instead of the girl going through a maze, she has to fix the bugs in the computer code

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Will they adapt computer into feature length movie??

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
Edward Norton as a computer with low addressable memory and provides error message I have this condition every time a user logs on

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
its called Memlow

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
lol

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
wish i was dreamcasting right now. like actually playing a dreamcast. get it?

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
Edward Norton

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

yo im dream casting in this ray caster. ray casting some killer wolf3d levels

Your av is homo as gently caress

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

black man 3 posted:

Your av is homo as gently caress

ok?? im gay

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

wish i was dreamcasting right now. like actually playing a dreamcast. get it?

the novelty wears off pretty quick

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black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

ok?? im gay

It needs to go.

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