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Medieval Medic posted:Country folk are degenerates. Let's be honest the country would be better off if rural white people where enslaved to build public transportation and work urban gardens.
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Jan 29, 2015 22:35
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i don't know if 3O is trolling people or not help
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Jan 29, 2015 22:36
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i live in the country https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsJlqgoSC_Y
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Jan 29, 2015 22:36
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Mange Mite posted:Comedy note: this guy lives on the outskirts of Dallas, tx Outskirts? I have a hard time keeping up with TO lore.
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Jan 29, 2015 22:45
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If you can't sit on your porch with your 30-30 and plug the first bitch rear end white tail that comes along then you live in the wrong place my friend.
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Jan 29, 2015 23:32
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The French Army! posted:If you can't plug the first bitch rear end white tail that comes along then you live in the wrong place my friend. you're talking about prison right
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Jan 29, 2015 23:35
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Isn't it nice living out in the country? It's so nice for us to have a place Off in our own space with no one to mind There's Old Cranky the elderly lady next door Who accuses us of burning down her barn It's so different out here One thing I've learned is that you never interfere With Old Cranky's bales of hay There's Larry our alcoholic neighbor at ten a.m. Asking for a ride to the liquor store It's so different out here One thing I've learned is that You never buy Larry beer Or else he'll bug you everyday It's a long and winding road to our house So if you come to see us take it slow Take it slow anyway when you come You will know why we stay so far From the city lights We don't miss a thing from the city It's good to drop out you should try it Come take a walk at night it's so quiet You should try it There's Martin and his friend with the Thug Life tattoo Looking menacing while landscaping the lawn It's so different out here One thing I've learned is to be cautious of the deer They don't care if they die cancelope fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Jan 29, 2015 |
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Jan 29, 2015 23:40
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The French Army! posted:If you can't sit on your porch with your 30-30 and plug the first bitch rear end white tail that comes along then you live in the wrong place my friend. hm yes mister dnr officer well this is MY LAND so fuckoff *gets tazed*
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Jan 29, 2015 23:42
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If I lived in the country I would need to order up ten prefabricated houses, stack them on top of one another, then jump off the top of my ten story wacky shack in order to escape the sounds of relatives loving and insects dying.
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Jan 29, 2015 23:47
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I grew up in the sticks and kept failing my license test and that stressed my relationships Now I college in the city and making friends is really easy gently caress the country
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Jan 29, 2015 23:50
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mysterious frankie posted:If I lived in the country I would need to order up ten prefabricated houses, stack them on top of one another, then jump off the top of my ten story wacky shack in order to escape the sounds of relatives loving and insects dying. My house is also designed to facilitate my eventual suicide  
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Jan 29, 2015 23:54
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Three Olives is the elitist big-city homosexual that the republicans warned you about.
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Jan 30, 2015 00:00
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I live on an acre in Montana, but I don't consider myself to be in "the country" even though there are horses in our neighbor's yard. The nearest store is about a mile and a half a way, walking distance. I just consider myself to live in a suburban neighborhood. The cut-off line is, if I lived in the country, I could pee in my front yard any time, day or night. Since I can't do that, I live in the suburbs. I have run across a difference in terminology, especially when dealing with people from the South. Being "a country boy" or "a country girl" seems to be something they all brag about, and it usually means anyone who doesn't have sidewalks in their neighborhood. The fact that you live on a badly-maintained road, and it takes an entire 10 minutes to drive to Wal-Mart, doesn't mean you are in the country. It just means you are a dumb racist, most of the time.
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Jan 30, 2015 00:38
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glowing-fish posted:I have run across a difference in terminology, especially when dealing with people from the South. Being "a country boy" or "a country girl" seems to be something they all brag about, and it usually means anyone who doesn't have sidewalks in their neighborhood. The fact that you live on a badly-maintained road, and it takes an entire 10 minutes to drive to Wal-Mart, doesn't mean you are in the country. It just means you are a dumb racist, most of the time. i think this is a general american thing because idiot suburbanites in minnesota say the exact same thing. owning a gun and a fishing boat is apparently the only thing that some people have to base their identity on.
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Jan 30, 2015 01:08
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Lutha Mahtin posted:i think this is a general american thing because idiot suburbanites in minnesota say the exact same thing. owning a gun and a fishing boat is apparently the only thing that some people have to base their identity on. It is a cancer that started in the south.
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Jan 30, 2015 01:11
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I lived in both for a few years in my adult life. The city (NYC) was awesome on Friday nights but poo poo on a daily basis otherwise. The country (bumfuck southern US) is awesome on a daily basis in terms of work commute, non-violence, and friendly people but everyone around me is an inbred retard and there's nothing to do The nature and clean air of the country make it worth it IMO. You can always drive to a nearby city, have a fun night/weekend out, and retreat to your country hidey hole. You can't outrun the daily grossness/danger/conjestion/noise of a major city. EDIT also the suburbs are the absolute worst of both worlds. Less nature, mean neighbors, devoid of culture or decent restaurants, and the city is STILL usually a million miles away.
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Jan 30, 2015 01:21
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lmao if you don't live in something that is at least "sufficiency" level according to the global city index
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Jan 30, 2015 01:25
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BossRighteous posted:I bought a house in the suburbs of Phoenix but when I retire I'll probably move back to the midwest and get myself a mini-mansion for $250k. suburbs of phoenix sounds like the worst of both worlds...goondolences
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Jan 30, 2015 01:27
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country times a drat billion or whatever. city people can say whatever as long as you stay thereMedieval Medic posted:city folk are degenerates. ftfy. it must be the scrabbling for parking spots and constant traffic that makes them so insanely self-centered, and a touch of pollution for an autism layer
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Jan 30, 2015 01:36
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the country doesn't offer anything besides firearms fun and lots of free time plotting to overthrow the US government.
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Jan 30, 2015 01:38
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imo the best option is living in a small town (not a suburb) within easy commute distance of a decently sized city / your job.
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Jan 30, 2015 01:39
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City ofc, but only coastal with actual infrastructure counts. There is no civilization without an ocean and the ability to walk/subway/train everywhere.
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Jan 30, 2015 01:41
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etalian posted:the country doesn't offer anything besides firearms fun and lots of free time plotting to overthrow the US government. drat dude, you made this post
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Jan 30, 2015 01:49
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I moved from a city to the country and i love it. If you like peace and quiet, the country is the way to go
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Jan 30, 2015 03:06
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Headphones basically cover that without you requiring to live in a desolate non-city hellhole
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Jan 30, 2015 03:10
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Irony.or.Death posted:Headphones basically cover that without you requiring to live in a desolate non-city hellhole what do you use to cover the aggressive street people, annoying neighbors, and general squalor
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Jan 30, 2015 03:11
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Mange Mite posted:what do you use to cover the aggressive street people, annoying neighbors, and general squalor listen, you just have to do some mental conversions vacant lot with broken glass everywhere = prairie field old factory with broken windows = unmolested pristine forest bum pissing behind a dumpster = white-tailed deer running thru your backyard
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Jan 30, 2015 03:18
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Mange Mite posted:what do you use to cover the aggressive street people, annoying neighbors, and general squalor May I direct your attention to my iPad thread? I'd link you but... feh.
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Jan 30, 2015 03:20
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Your solution to the problems of city life is to literally put your fingers in your ears and go "lalalalala."
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Jan 30, 2015 03:27
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all i really wanna do is move to the woods
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Jan 30, 2015 03:39
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anywhere but the suburbs
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Jan 30, 2015 03:41
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Prairies are so goddamn beautiful. It's such a shame there are so few left.
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Jan 30, 2015 03:46
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We used to party in this thing all through high school and community college. Had a wood stove, a bunch of goodwill funiture, a urinal on the wall, and the loft was just a bunch of blankets and mattresses for when you got too hosed up. Take that city.
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Jan 30, 2015 03:54
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Jaramin posted:Your solution to the problems of city life is to literally put your fingers in your ears and go "lalalalala." this being an adequate solution seems like a pretty strong selling point for cities imo, definitely doesn't cut it for the problems of country life
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Jan 30, 2015 03:58
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last night I heard a bunch of coyotes outside they sounded pretty close
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Jan 30, 2015 03:59
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BossRighteous posted:We used to party in this thing all through high school and community college. Had a wood stove, a bunch of goodwill funiture, a urinal on the wall, and the loft was just a bunch of blankets and mattresses for when you got too hosed up. Take that city. That's really cool and I'm jealous.
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Jan 30, 2015 04:02
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gay sewer monster posted:That's really cool and I'm jealous. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CAbFDt3Evs
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Jan 30, 2015 04:06
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the real solution is to raze all burbs so that you can go directly from town to the country. gently caress yo sprawl
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Jan 30, 2015 04:46
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Bought a nice 4 bedroom at a stupid low interest rate fur 150k. Loving it. 8 min from work, nice "lake" out back. Basement for tornados. Kansas isn't so bad. Dude thinking to get a mansion in no where for 250k must literally mean no where. I'm as no where as it gets with FedEx and usps.
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Lutha Mahtin posted:the real solution is to raze all burbs so that you can go directly from town to the country. gently caress yo sprawl welcome to agenda 21
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