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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8sQb9nb7w

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

1) nothing wrong with me

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Eye of Widesauron posted:

1) nothing wrong with me

lmao

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

2) nothing wrong with me

e: drat i was hoping this would be 'a thing'

Dexters Secret fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jan 29, 2015

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
im buying the AO game where u blastoise civvies and slay pigs

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You
Lord have mercy.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

I feel like everyone involved in making this game was bullied a whole lot at school.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
Smash TV was better than postal, imo

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.
I'm with you, OP. Hatred puts the murder back into murder simulators!

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

GOTY 2015

LordVonEarlDuke
Jun 24, 2011

His hair is clipping through his loving face in the first shot

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

...hardcore

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
despite all my rage i am still stats in a video game

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

LordVonEarlDuke posted:

His hair is clipping through his loving face in the first shot

a haircut so edgy it slices through his nose

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

LordVonEarlDuke posted:

His hair is clipping through his loving face in the first shot

I don't see it

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Anime Curator posted:

I don't see it

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Anatharon posted:

Smash TV was better than postal, imo
Smash TV needs to be modernized into a terrorist simulator, for big prizes.

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
so there's some fanart shipping the Hatred protagonist with FPS' premier Manly Man, Duke Nukem

it's so

loving

adorable

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs
"unconsciously waiting"

its subconsciously waiting lol

liquid courage
Aug 12, 2011

where's his cool slipknot tee?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

3. Something's got to Give.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

E: poo poo... Missed the boat on that one. My bad.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
I couldn't remember what song that was but the something's got to give let me start going through it in my head. Thank you.

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Wormskull posted:

3. Something's got to Give.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkzO44VaUB0

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I've never heard the actual song but I got the cover of it by Marc M in my head.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wormskull posted:

I've never heard the actual song but I got the cover of it by Marc M in my head.

It's sounds exactly like you think, probably.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

88h88 posted:

I feel like everyone involved in making this game was bullied a whole lot at school.

It was made by Polish white nationalists, which explains a whole lot.

El Wombato
Mar 19, 2008

Mexican Marsupial
realchat the destructible environment stuff actually looks good

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
This game looks very bad, and also not good.

1upclock
Sep 25, 2009

Taken completely out of context

Mach2 posted:

This game looks very bad, and also not good.

bhlaab
Feb 21, 2005

Human Grand Prix posted:

It was made by Polish white nationalists, which explains a whole lot.

no its not

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Schnedwob posted:

so there's some fanart shipping the Hatred protagonist with FPS' premier Manly Man, Duke Nukem

it's so

loving

adorable


:3:

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm excited for Postal 2k15, honestly.

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

El Wombato posted:

realchat the destructible environment stuff actually looks good

yeah, it does. shame that the murder simulator angle they're going for is going to limit the enemies screaming, fleeing targets to being generally pretty boring, I think that if they just palette swapped everything to WW2 Berlin, left the desaturation and added in some nazis to shoot, it could be a solid game.

Larry Parrish posted:

I'm excited for Postal 2k15, honestly.

But Postal is funny. funny in an early south park way, so not very, but still

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Schnedwob posted:

yeah, it does. shame that the murder simulator angle they're going for is going to limit the enemies screaming, fleeing targets to being generally pretty boring, I think that if they just palette swapped everything to WW2 Berlin, left the desaturation and added in some nazis to shoot, it could be a solid game.


But Postal is funny. funny in an early south park way, so not very, but still

they should make it a game where you shoot frenchmen and russians as a nazi

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

they should make it a game where you shoot frenchmen and russians as a nazi

russians can't afford guns, and frenchmen won't shoot back either.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Schnedwob posted:

so there's some fanart shipping the Hatred protagonist with FPS' premier Manly Man, Duke Nukem

it's so

loving

adorable


so kawaii

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Schnedwob posted:

so there's some fanart shipping the Hatred protagonist with FPS' premier Manly Man, Duke Nukem

it's so

loving

adorable

*heavily synthesized voice* I love it.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Mach2 posted:

This game looks very bad, and also not good.

:iamafag:


:razz:

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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

maybe the game's difficulty will come from how stylishly and efficiently you can murder innocent people

or that's what i would be saying if i had any faith in this not being a pile of poo poo

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