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*loses at two player fighting game* "Oh man...uh, I can't even really feel my fingers right now." "Your mom isn't going to come back anytime soon? Oh man, because she will totally see how wasted I am." "Wow...I've never realized how green these trees are..."
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:23 |
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"Oh man...oh man... I am totally tripping balls right now!" *The powder was only cumin.*
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:27 |
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:27 |
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lmao at fat girls shirt
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:37 |
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Whoa
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:45 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lmao at fat girls shirt which one
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:46 |
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"Why are they called triscuits?...they aren't triangle shaped?"
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:56 |
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"..wat if.. the matrix is really real... 011011010110111101101101011011010111100100111111 "
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 00:02 |
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I'm invincible! *puts loaded shotgun in mouth, pulls trigger*
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 00:10 |
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(out of character) hello. can someone tell me how to get high on oregano? this seems to be the best place to ask.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 00:26 |
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"What if this doesn't wear off, guys? If I go to school looking like this on Monday the teachers are going to know for sure and then there goes my volleyball season and there goes my scholarship...okay...freaking out here, okay...just, just, just...okay...uh need to calm down..."
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 00:29 |
the first time my friends and i smoked weed it was new years eve of our 8th grade year and we went to see a variety show with hypnotist and my friend got called on stage to be hypnotized, but he just fell asleep and then fell out of his chair and then the hypnotist made him get off the stage. then some cops caught us drinking beer on the train tracks but let us go. twas a good night.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 00:38 |
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what kind of munchies do u have
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 00:39 |
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jerkstoresup posted:what kind of munchies do u have "Uh...." *holds an empty, crumpled up bag of Sun Chips*
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 00:39 |
"guys i think this weed is laced"
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 00:40 |
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jerkstoresup posted:what kind of munchies do u have cheese mix
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 00:47 |
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"Oh god dudes, I'm so high right now. We are like totally stoners now."
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 00:59 |
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one time bill smoked so much he ate a whole large pizza and fell asleep in the cemetery lollll
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:09 |
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i am buy 68 janer nake skin
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:09 |
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Willias posted:which one
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:10 |
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"Uh guys...there is this one youtube video I just got to show you? Its this guy beatboxing the Mario theme while...uh, he, um I forgot the other part...but I can't figure out how to turn on my computer?"
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:10 |
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drat oregano is good. heard nutmeg will totally gently caress with you though
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:11 |
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Harald posted:drat oregano is good. "Remember Jared? In 11th grade? He used to be on the basketball team, but he had to quit because he "got mono"? I heard that he took a bunch of nutmeg and had to go to the mental hospital, for, like, three months"
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:25 |
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GBS is awesome now that they let us post retarded poo poo nonstop I bet nobody knows that I'm actually a pitifully mentally ill fat idiot Hey why do I have forums cancer????????????
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 14:27 |
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*injected it and is dead*
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 14:29 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:"guys i think this weed is laced" if there's anything drug dealers love, it's giving you more drugs than you paid for.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 14:30 |
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"duuuuuuuuude... put on that playlist that u made for this!" *a mix of dark side of the moon and bob marley plays.* "wooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......."
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 14:55 |
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Marvin Freeman posted:"duuuuuuuuude... put on that playlist that u made for this!" lol
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 18:04 |
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Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Where's the cheese whiz?
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 18:07 |
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Baba Ganoush posted:"..wat if.. the matrix is really real... 011011010110111101101101011011010111100100111111 " it is
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 18:45 |
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im gonna jack off my weiner high *gets iout hius hog*
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 18:46 |
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Marvin Freeman posted:"duuuuuuuuude... put on that playlist that u made for this!" *uses Bob Marley's music and being stoned as an excuse to awkwardly touch female friend's shoulder for two minutes*
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 21:49 |
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does anyone here actually know how to roll? oh wait nevermind i just totally macguyvered this bong out of a gatorade bottle and my mom's vibrator
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:14 |
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"This spaghetti sauce tastes amazing!"
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:34 |
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I finally get Cheech & Chong
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 00:25 |
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ahhh poo poo man am i gonna die
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 00:36 |
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One of my friends snorted sugar one day during the summer before 10th grade. All he got out of it was a brief bout of agony... and then he did it again a few minutes afterward.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 00:51 |
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clearly a budding tcc user definitely channeling the ocarina post
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 00:56 |
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Wait...this isn't weed
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 00:59 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:49 |
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i was so close to stealing my dad's beer. we could have gotten so crunk.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 01:06 |