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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I believe in books. I believe books are good for you.

They make you smarter.


Science has a lot to say about books. The general consensus is that books make you smarter.


In conclusion, I am going to read a book instead of being with you all tonight.


P.S, please do not "flame" me. I am very sensitive to criticism. So please, resist the temptation.

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Also for those of you thinking that I am being pompous by saying I am going to read a book let me assure you that I am going to be reading a trashy, popular novel about a Danish cartoonist.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

archerb posted:

I don't know how to read you ableist gently caress

Let me explain something:

books are accessories, you can stare at them and people will think you can read.

You do not actually have to know how to read.

Go to starbucks, and "read" a book. Someone is sure to take notice and offer to pos yr neg hole.


Worked for me.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Okay I am going to go read now. I hope you all enjoyed my wonderful thread about books and reading.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Okay everyone, I just woke up and am glad to find such stimulating and thoughtful discussion about...


Warhammer 40k...


I might close the thread...

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I want to read Grendel.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Quick update:



Since making this high-effort, quality thread I have been reading more and using the internet less.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Since creating this thread I have read 666 pages of Shogun by James clavell.

I will now answer all of your questions for the next ten minutes

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Okay times up

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Don Tacorleone posted:

I've read a shitload of new GBS threads, idiot

good job making yourself look like a loving dork, nerd

nice waste of time, faygo

Idiot, loving dork, nerd....faygo

You are very mean and your post contained 4 insults in 20+ words.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Since creating this thread I have been reading more and using (the 'web) less.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
That the Japanese are v honorable

That dragons recommend you steal gold and guard it

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Okay I just got some more books in the mail. Books books books. Anyone recommend some good books?

Happy Friday

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

boom boom boom posted:

Just got back from the book store. Picked up three books







The hell kinda crazy as poo poo bookstore you shopping at mein d00d

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Rough Lobster posted:

Ignore big dumb dumb OP and stay ON the internet and read books:

:sg: https://www.gutenberg.org/ :sg:

Disregard: op is not big and dumb...is smart

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

jBrereton posted:

I've read a few, op, and I still like the internet.

Books don't know you're reading them and don't call you names. I urge you to read thru the thread and see all the names ppl have been calling me despite my disclaimer in the op.

Strange *fans self* my disclaimers never seem to work.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I'm on gai-Jin in clavells Asian saga. Before I get to king rat and then noble house I want to read something good. I was thinking hero with a thousand faces by Campbell, post office girl by zweig, or something by Burroughs, or maybe another book by Gardner. Any recs?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Since starting this thread I have read several books

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
What is the best terry prathectt novel?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

CrashCat posted:

I still haven't

Get out of my thread there's a place for you and your degenerate people it's the hell thread and go back there this is a good thread to discuss literature and the written word not tumbler or Doogie or whatever the hell else goes on in that hole you call a home

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i've read like two. you were right, op.

Stopped clocks ya dig?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

waveformghost posted:

i can't stand steinbeck. i've read few of his books; what dull poo poo

Books written back then didn't take into account how much the world changed since they were written. Steinbecks characters seem oblivious that I can order two day shipping on a 24 pack of vitamin water. This is a serious flaw in steinbecks writing which has been written about in academic journals


Cute av

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

SweetKarma posted:

I was reading 1776 by David McCullough and I saw a painting of one of my ancestors and I was pretty hyped. Never been so hyped reading a history book before. His name was Robert R. Livingston and was one of the founding fathers of the United States.

In the painting he was with Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, and Roger Sherman.

He was also a cracker white devil

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Noble house -- James clavell
The fate of Africa
On china -- Kissinger
The origin of consciousness in the breakdown of the bicameral mind
Heaven and earth are not humane -- Franklin Perkins
The good earth
Tree of smoke -- Denis Johnson ( my favorite)
The death of Virgil

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Just finished shadow country and creatures of a day.

Shadow country was beyond the best of the best

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I'm taking a break from reading to update this thread. Has anyone read girl on the train? Any good?

What's everyone reading these days?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Checking in to see what errybody has been reading!

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I am pleased to report that I no longer work at a terrible place that I hate because the school year is over.

That being said I am sketching my summer reading list

-hitler biography (finished vol 1)
-goebbels biography
-himmler biography
-white noise
-Nietzsche biography
-the magic mountain
-all involved
-one of us the anders brevik story
-herzog
-the human stain
--the new vollmann book whenever it comes out

Should get through most of these by June. Subject to radical change as I see fit.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

bloodsacrifice posted:

those all sound boring as gently caress read harry potter

Not set in stone. Listened to all Harry Potter audiobooks [Jim dale is the man] already

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Chinatown posted:

why the gently caress do people believe this?

They make you a better writer so at least you seem smarter. And isn't that all that really matters?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

in fact it's better to read off paper than off a screen if you can, even if it's the same exact book either way.

I only read off the 'pad if I'm in a big hurry to get the book--library don't got it--Amazon is 2 days away

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I just started Human Smoke and I think it is vewy vewy good

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

Finished Gos et a watchman last night. A ciaphas cain novel before that.

I still have half a bookcase of things to read, so OK OP, I'll find something else to read, while I have a beer.

I don't think alcohol and literature have ever gone well together, sorry to say

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

Shut Up human being.
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Furthermore a vending machine that dispenses goats is, as a concept, absurd and divorced from reality.

At best you might find a vending machine that sells goats milk? Goat cheese?



.....



Venda ghost

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

You Skelly?

My name happens to be Melvin Skelly Lopez de Los Rios so yes...yes I am

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Aka Twinky Rodriguez

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