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Yeah let me just get my library card for some free entertainment cause I can't afford to do fun stuff.
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I read everything on my phone in the tub. You'd think this limits my reading but I finished 6 books this month.
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Jan 30, 2015 03:39
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what kind of out of touch loser thinks libraries are still relevant
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*reads stories about elves and poo poo* *has strong sense of intellectual superiority*
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Jan 30, 2015 03:43
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if it reads, we can kill it
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Jan 30, 2015 03:44
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Op confirmed for illiterate oaf.
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Jan 30, 2015 04:39
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I don't even read the forums. I highlight posts and let windows narrator read it to me because I'm not a nerd
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Jan 30, 2015 05:33
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a messed up horse posted:if it reads, we can kill it Daaamn... almost spit Coke all across my keyboard from this one... nice!
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Jan 30, 2015 13:09
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I take my cell phone with me on the shitter these days. I'm horrified whenever I think of this fact.
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Jan 30, 2015 14:22
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Nathilus posted:I take my cell phone with me on the shitter these days. I'm horrified whenever I think of this fact. Outbreak the film 2015 remake, but the moneky is a celly
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Jan 30, 2015 14:37
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I really wanted to hate e-readers but they're actually surprisingly good and cool. got my paperwhite and it does almost everything i could ask for out of a thing that holds thousands of books on a sub-1 pound device. only thing i want to do to it is stop it from communicating with amazon servers about anything ever, but even rooting it apparently can't stop it from doing that. i grew up in a house of 25,000 books, i'm kinda sick of them at this point. has an effect on you, seeing all that knowledge in one place and how little it amounts to, in more ways than one. but old habits die hard, so e-reader it is.
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Jan 30, 2015 15:02
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Volume posted:Yeah let me just get my library card for some free entertainment cause I can't afford to do fun stuff. libraries are great. my local one no longer get much dvd or cds because people don't want that anymore because people view it on internet because people are rich because they have money.
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Jan 30, 2015 15:21
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Volume, is there something wrong with you lately? I've been noticing you keep posting threads like "THIS THING SUCK" and "IF YOU LIKE THING YOURE A BITCH NIGGA." Is everything ok with you? Tell me about your day. I'll pull up a chair ----> \__
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Jan 30, 2015 15:25
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Books are basically 'artisanal kindles' and if you read one you are most likely a hipster hth.
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Jan 30, 2015 15:30
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You have to aquire a set of expensive out of print books to decorate your personal space with, also always leave one copy of a book related to the interests of whomever visits you that day open on your desk. But nobody should actually read them, that's just stupid. E-Readers are the better books for actually carrying around.
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Jan 30, 2015 15:32
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Just hire that one company that supplies fake books for your fake bookshelves
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Jan 30, 2015 15:45
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Elf books are not literature, you twats. Go read something about depressed French people or an old man's hosed up anecdotes or whatever, there is some legit cool poo poo in this media.Tautologicus posted:I really wanted to hate e-readers but they're actually surprisingly good and cool. got my paperwhite and it does almost everything i could ask for out of a thing that holds thousands of books on a sub-1 pound device. only thing i want to do to it is stop it from communicating with amazon servers about anything ever, but even rooting it apparently can't stop it from doing that. Word.
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DjLando posted:Daaamn... almost spit Coke all across my keyboard from this one... nice! You almost had to tell him he owes you a new keyboard. Close one.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Volume, is there something wrong with you lately? I've been noticing you keep posting threads like "THIS THING SUCK" and "IF YOU LIKE THING YOURE A BITCH NIGGA." Is everything ok with you? Tell me about your day. I'll pull up a chair ----> \__ leave it a bitch nigga like you to not notice I'm trying to enlighten goons
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Jan 30, 2015 16:48
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Volume posted:leave it a bitch nigga like you to not notice I'm trying to enlighten goons Is everything OK? You can tell me, I'm here to help.
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Volume posted:leave it a bitch nigga like you to not notice I'm trying to enlighten goons We care about you Volume.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Is everything OK? You can tell me, I'm here to help. just give him a 30-day vacation from the forums to help him lighten up 
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Jan 30, 2015 17:09
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i pay prostitutes to read GRRM to me until i drift off to sleep
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JebanyPedal posted:I read everything on my phone in the tub. you must be fuckin pruney
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Jan 30, 2015 17:40
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I think you will find, OP, that it is precisely pathetic poors who DON'T read books.
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Jan 30, 2015 17:53
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A readin' nigga, that's the poo poo I don't like
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Jan 30, 2015 18:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOcMFeWUsuM read a book yall
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Artificial Idiocy posted:I think you will find, OP, that it is precisely pathetic poors who DON'T read books. Indubitably. 
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Jan 30, 2015 19:26
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There is a homeless guy that hangs around my university. He sneaks in the university restaurant for free lunches and dinner and you can often find him in the library reading something, he's also around in the university parties and apparently just begs for money to get some extra food and buy clothes from thrift shops. Dude's legit doing better in life than most people I know.
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Jan 30, 2015 19:34
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sometimes the people who write the books have funny names like moorcock, updike, or kotzwinkle and these names end up on the ends and fronts and inside pages of the books
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Jan 30, 2015 19:47
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ZearothK posted:There is a homeless guy that hangs around my university. He sneaks in the university restaurant for free lunches and dinner and you can often find him in the library reading something, he's also around in the university parties and apparently just begs for money to get some extra food and buy clothes from thrift shops. Dude's legit doing better in life than most people I know.
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Jan 30, 2015 19:49
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My Dragonlance and Forgotten Realms book collection was amazing Now its all on a thumb drive 
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Jan 30, 2015 19:49
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SA is p much a Confederacy of Dunces: the Forum so you readin a book by default.
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bunch of ignatius j reillys
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ZearothK posted:There is a homeless guy that hangs around my university. He sneaks in the university restaurant for free lunches and dinner and you can often find him in the library reading something, he's also around in the university parties and apparently just begs for money to get some extra food and buy clothes from thrift shops. Dude's legit doing better in life than most people I know. i wish i was that guy
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fyodor posted:SA is p much a Confederacy of Dunces: the Forum so you readin a book by default. got a hot dog thread and everything, drat
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Jan 30, 2015 20:10
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Book Barn is hilarious because they read the worst books imaginable, and then seriously discuss them. It's 90% genre fiction, lol.
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Jan 30, 2015 22:20
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Someone I work with asked me what a book was, and here's how I described it:quote:Imagine having a bunch of toilet paper sheets stacked on top of one another. Now sandwich those in between two pieces of cardboard. That my friend, is a book.
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Jan 30, 2015 22:24
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I'm readin a book wrote by William Gass. It's awesome as poo poo.
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A Good Book Is Hard To Find Flim-Flammery O'Cuck
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