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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
drat!

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/bullied-girl-face-permanent-blindness-parents/story?id=28526443&cid=fb_wn



Wonder what part of her brain got so hosed, also recruit these bullies to the NFL LoL!

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
kid is obviously heroin addict case closed

but its kind of her her dads duty to threaten someone or their family or whoever to protect his brood
then oh my kid still got bullied again whoops your house burned down

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jan 30, 2015

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

lol fuckin owned

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Links niot loading someone post an alt article plz

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

if she can't handle balls flying at her face what good is she

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
I wonder what kind of ball it was.

I'm thinking it was a football thrown with a perfect spiral.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

the girl is 11 and this is horribly sad

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
gwendolyn... lmao i think whatever problem she has is hereditary

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
if a football hitting you in the head breaks you, you were already broken

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

the girl is 11 and this is horribly sad

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

she doesn't care and neither should you

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
shocking footage

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Train posted:

lol fuckin owned

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

the girl is 11 and this is horribly sad

cry little bitch boy

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i mean you just gotta live w/ the fact that there's bullies in the world because the world is hosed up but if you cant even appreciate how brutally loving owned you've been when you go blind because you got hit with a football then i dont know what to say

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Blue Train posted:

if she can't handle balls flying at her face what good is she

maybe you can give her lessons

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
maybe if girls could catch this would not happen

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Thanks for the story but i don't care so stfu

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

this is her chance to become a superhero on some daredevil poo poo if she really wants to man up

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
she could have really used some #deflategate there LOL popculture reference

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

maybe you can give her lessons

heh that's a trade secret bae I don't get 1k/hr for nothing

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
in other news holy poo poo, Scientists Crack the Code on How to Un-Boil a Hard-Boiled Egg what a world of marvels we live in

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P5xtEkicoM

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


drat op i got cut by all this edge

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

but if you want to unboil it, why did you boil it first?

just eat it sunny side up like god intended, science is dumb

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Someone should have taught her how to dodge a wrench because if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

thunderspanks posted:

drat op i got cut by all this edge

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this



quote:

And, he said, it’s also theoretically possible to un-cook a chicken but the process would make it taste awful.
Just how good is regular raw chicken?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

thunderspanks posted:

drat op i got cut by all this edge

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

but if you want to unboil it, why did you boil it first?

just eat it sunny side up like god intended, science is dumb

sometimes you just find yourself in these situations and it's nice to know that when you do, scientists have your back

quote:

In a sort of scientific magic trick, Weiss and his team first peeled the egg whites away from the yolks and soaked them in a chemical called urea to dissolve them.

wow and it's so easy!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Blue Train posted:

lol fuckin owned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlUHzPSVLO8

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
She also got hit with a frisbee and her navel* prolapsed



*it actually wasn't her navel

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Suddenly after the lawsuit, a miraculous healing trend occurs.

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
eat poo poo op

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

soaking them in piss and spinning them around is not a time machine at all so i dont care

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

soaking them in piss and spinning them around is not a time machine at all so i dont care

rome wasn't built in a day, I'm sure they're working on a machine big enough to spin people around in piss as we speak

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Blue Train posted:

this is her chance to become a superhero on some daredevil poo poo if she really wants to man up

She couldn't catch a ball when she could see, how the hell is she going to do blind?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
let's be honest these stupid science bitches were chowing down on some of those eggs the chineses soak in virgin piss and found this out accidentally

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Robo Reagan posted:

let's be honest these stupid science bitches were chowing down on some of those eggs the chineses soak in virgin piss and found this out accidentally

where can i read about this exquisite celestial piss sausage

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Carol Pizzamom posted:

eat poo poo op

Nah

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