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He survived Uwe Boll, post Uwe Boll aftermath, multiple creepy goon swarms, Slenderman video game, Smorky's assassination attempts, pills overdose, economical recessions and 9/11. How is he still alive? He the Rasputin of the internet, very difficult to get rid of permanently. What's his secret to longevity and cheating death?
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he isn't, you silly dingus
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Jan 30, 2015 05:31
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what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
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Jan 30, 2015 05:34
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Lowtax doesn't exist. He never has.
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Jan 30, 2015 05:35
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whats with all these jokes about lowtax firing shmorky and/or shmorky trying to kill lowtax? someone gimme the scoop
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Jan 30, 2015 05:36
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jackyl posted:what doesn't kill you makes you stronger Krispy Kreme is an exception
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Jan 30, 2015 05:36
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:whats with all these jokes about lowtax firing shmorky and/or shmorky trying to kill lowtax? Lowtax fired shmorky so shmorky killed lowtax. what's confusing?
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Jan 30, 2015 05:36
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Waltzing Along posted:Lowtax fired shmorky so shmorky killed lowtax. obviously i want to know why shmorky got fired you idiot
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Jan 30, 2015 05:37
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apparently he became too unbearable, even by shmorky standards I admire Lowtax for his patience all these years
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Jan 30, 2015 05:38
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schmorhay's assassination attempts? you mean like in that kate bush video where the scientists create a sound that is horrific enough to kill.
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Jan 30, 2015 05:38
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You haven't happened to notice that he hasn't been posting as of late, have you?
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Jan 30, 2015 05:39
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:obviously i want to know why shmorky got fired you idiot cuz he killed lowtax.
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Jan 30, 2015 05:39
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Mr. Popo posted:You haven't happened to notice that he hasn't been posting as of late, have you? i have a script that cuts out all of shmorky's posts for medical reasons, so no
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Jan 30, 2015 05:40
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:obviously i want to know why shmorky got fired you idiot lowtax was talking about it in a thread one time, apparently shmorky used to be a normal dude who lowtax was good friends with and then he started using that voice outside of youtube videos and basically being the shmorky character irl and claiming that was his real voice and who he was eventually lowtax couldnt take the insanity and gave him the boot lol
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Jan 30, 2015 05:41
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Mr. Popo posted:You haven't happened to notice that he hasn't been posting as of late, have you? 
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Jan 30, 2015 05:41
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I think he's moving
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Jan 30, 2015 05:41
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frajaq posted:I think he's moving moving on or moving far, far away, or perhaps both? and is sa now the property of rupert murdoch?
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Jan 30, 2015 05:44
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he was hit by a bus and died circa 2001
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Jan 30, 2015 05:45
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lowtax was talking about it in a thread one time, apparently shmorky used to be a normal dude who lowtax was good friends with and then he started using that voice outside of youtube videos and basically being the shmorky character irl and claiming that was his real voice and who he was yeah i mean i dont blame lowtax for it, was just curious it always stuck out to me that the first i ever heard of shmorky was when he made that post about him/her being fine as pronouns as long as you didnt use "it", then the second thing i learned about him was when he was super mad at everyone using him/her on twitter or something because they/them was what he wanted, even though he had never mentioned that him/her wasnt okay anymore e: and now i dont even know what he identifies as so ill just solidify the grip of the patriarchy by defaulting to first person masculine
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Jan 30, 2015 05:45
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lowtax was talking about it in a thread one time, apparently shmorky used to be a normal dude who lowtax was good friends with and then he started using that voice outside of youtube videos and basically being the shmorky character irl and claiming that was his real voice and who he was lol
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Jan 30, 2015 05:46
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:yeah i mean i dont blame lowtax for it, was just curious this is how it begins. the tumblr downward spiral.
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Jan 30, 2015 05:47
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Lowtax gets black market stem cells from the old days when he used to sell RX online
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Jan 30, 2015 05:47
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Nanomachines.
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Jan 30, 2015 05:47
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lowtax was talking about it in a thread one time, apparently shmorky used to be a normal dude who lowtax was good friends with and then he started using that voice outside of youtube videos and basically being the shmorky character irl and claiming that was his real voice and who he was i want to hear more deets about this story in an unironic fashion
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Jan 30, 2015 05:47
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it was a hard but good choice
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Jan 30, 2015 05:47
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my pronouns are "i" and "me" and i would thank u to use them when referring to me
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Jan 30, 2015 05:48
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i kinda feel like shmorky was our real-life niggerstomper58, like he was a regular nerdy dude who dove headfirst into a mostly unexplored and bizarre style of comedy that ended up having a major effect on his psyche and specifically his identity/ies maybe he wrote that post 
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Jan 30, 2015 05:49
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i kinda feel like shmorky was our real-life niggerstomper58, like he was a regular nerdy dude who dove headfirst into a mostly unexplored and bizarre style of comedy that ended up having a major effect on his psyche and specifically his identity/ies xhe saw it and was triggered by such bigoted language and quickly drew an extremely maudlin klufs comic about feelings and gender
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Jan 30, 2015 05:50
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:my pronouns are "i" and "me" and i would thank u to use them when referring to me unfortunately i also identify with these pronouns so not only have i triggered me by referring to me as "u", but i'm not sure that i and me will be able to carry out further productive conversations without me and i getting frustrated
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Jan 30, 2015 05:51
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Rambling Robot posted:schmorhay's assassination attempts? No, this. http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=h...Name=RIP+LOWTAX RIP Little Lowtax. 
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Jan 30, 2015 05:51
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lowtax is mos def alive as evidenced by his constantly tweeting hot chicks in the twit-verse
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Jan 30, 2015 05:51
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Lowtax is a hologram
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Jan 30, 2015 06:18
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every time you reg an account not only does Lowtax get your  he also takes away 1 year from your life and adds it to his own
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Jan 30, 2015 06:21
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Because he deposits parts of his essence inside Asian vaginas like living horcruxes
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Jan 30, 2015 06:25
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Lowtax died two weeks ago. Around the time he stopped posting in gbs.
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Jan 30, 2015 06:25
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It's all that mangosteen he eats, poo poo has crazy health benefits don't you know
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Jan 30, 2015 06:28
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Every man dies, not every man truly lives.
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Jan 30, 2015 06:28
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i liked shmorky's early work before he got too queer, good talented stuff like queen before the 80s
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Jan 30, 2015 06:29
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Yivgev posted:i want to hear more deets about this story in an unironic fashion That's pretty much it. SHmorky claims that lowtax had been pitch shifting his voice downwards all these years to disguise his true voice lol. Saying that makes him sound less like an attention seeking idiot and properly mentally ill, imo. Tumblr made the dude legit nuts.
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obscurity, op
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