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Why does doing that hurt so much? Like I can touch it with my fingers all I like but it electrocuted my tongue. What's the deal? I would ask reddit but they would probably just say "for science" and demand nudes or something
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u ever docked ur dick?
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Jan 30, 2015 05:32
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its the tuborg feedback loop i think, better get your prostate checked
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Jan 30, 2015 05:33
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"Dicks don't do this to me, so why does the laptop cord?!"
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Jan 30, 2015 05:34
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god drat yer a loving retard, op. just plug that thing into the wall and suck the other end till u die. k thnx
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Jan 30, 2015 05:36
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try antifreeze next op
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Jan 30, 2015 05:36
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Waltzing Along posted:god drat yer a loving retard, op.
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Jan 30, 2015 05:36
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lot of dick talk in here guys. please try to be civil, we are scientists.
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Jan 30, 2015 05:42
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I don't get why you would do this do you have some sort of mental deficiency or maybe an odd sexual 'kink'? I expect as much from a Japanese cartoon
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Jan 30, 2015 05:43
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It's because it was a totally new sensation for your tongue, while your fingers have had lots of time to habituate. If you just keep licking power cords every morning when you wake up or something you'll get used to it in no time.
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Jan 30, 2015 05:44
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go back to byob
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Jan 30, 2015 05:45
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you weren't properly grounded, good thing your dick is just the right size to fit into the bottom hole of an outlet
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Jan 30, 2015 05:46
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you met your husband on a forum dedicated to stalking a retarded cross-dressing man and then, later, you both ate rotting floor pizza. after that, you apparently stuck a power cable in your mouth.
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Jan 30, 2015 05:47
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Whorelord posted:go back to byob I just asked them and they don't want her either sorry op you're stuck in adtrw and pyf now
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Jan 30, 2015 05:50
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youre not a laptop op, youre a giant human fag
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Jan 30, 2015 05:54
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Yivgev posted:you met your husband on a forum dedicated to stalking a retarded cross-dressing man and then, later, you both ate rotting floor pizza. after that, you apparently stuck a power cable in your mouth. woah woah woah that's who the op is?
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Jan 30, 2015 06:15
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jackyl posted:woah woah woah yes ma'am
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Jan 30, 2015 06:21
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Orkin Mang posted:youre not a laptop op, youre a giant human fag Same
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Jan 30, 2015 06:23
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Coil that cord in your cavernous oval office
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Jan 30, 2015 06:26
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The Rage posted:Coil that cord in your cavernous oval office I heard coiling the cord was bad for it.
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Jan 30, 2015 06:35
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Yivgev posted:you met your husband on a forum dedicated to stalking a retarded cross-dressing man and then, later, you both ate rotting floor pizza. after that, you apparently stuck a power cable in your mouth. owned and boned. welcome to clown school op
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Jan 30, 2015 06:48
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Yivgev posted:you met your husband on a forum dedicated to stalking a retarded cross-dressing man and then, later, you both ate rotting floor pizza. after that, you apparently stuck a power cable in your mouth. a true goon success story Isn't she also like 30 years his junior and signs over her checks to him or is that another goonette
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Jan 30, 2015 06:53
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is that title a papa roach lyric
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Jan 30, 2015 07:08
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i am the retard in question and i approve their union.The Rage posted:Isn't she also like 30 years his junior and signs over her checks to him or is that another goonette hadn't heard, so i'd think someone else.
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Jan 30, 2015 07:09
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Yivgev posted:you met your husband on a forum dedicated to stalking a retarded cross-dressing man and then, later, you both ate rotting floor pizza. after that, you apparently stuck a power cable in your mouth. I was going to post something else but gatdamn, never mind I want to hear more of this
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Jan 30, 2015 07:09
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Don Tacorleone posted:I was going to post something else but gatdamn, never mind I want to hear more of this They are both obsessed with Chris-chan, and met posting on his stalking forum
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Jan 30, 2015 07:24
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omigosh like no way *snaps gum*
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Jan 30, 2015 07:32
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whoflungpoop posted:omigosh like no way *snaps gum*
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Jan 30, 2015 07:33
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Update: my tongue still hurts. My husband says I was electrocuted because my tongue is wet and also because it has ions that react with my mouth or something He's smarter than I am
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Jan 30, 2015 08:02
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just put yuor husbands dick in my mouth
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Jan 30, 2015 08:10
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Clochette posted:Update: my tongue still hurts. My husband says I was electrocuted because my tongue is wet and also because it has ions that react with my mouth or something you met your hosed up smart husband on a website dedicated exclusively to discuss, stalk and post pictures of chris-chan, an internet autist; also your smart husband keeps pizza on the floor and eats it like a dog.
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Jan 30, 2015 08:14
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post a picture of yourself, your hubbie, the life-size cardboard cutout of chris you have in your living room to do sick owns on, such as use him as a hat rack, and finally, post pictures of your boobs and rear end in a top hat before you kill yourself.
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Jan 30, 2015 08:16
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I feel like I'm missing the story about the OP's identity.
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Jan 30, 2015 08:30
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Yivgev posted:you met your husband on a forum dedicated to stalking a retarded cross-dressing man and then, later, you both ate rotting floor pizza. after that, you apparently stuck a power cable in your mouth. came to post this
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Jan 30, 2015 08:53
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The Rage posted:a true goon success story I think this was an e/n thing where some sad autist goon shacked up with a 60yr old disabled woman? Was a couple years back but I think they were basically living in a shack in the woods or halfway up a mountain, right?
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Jan 30, 2015 08:55
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Clochette posted:Update: my tongue still hurts. My husband says I was electrocuted because my tongue is wet and also because it has ions that react with my mouth or something Realize that the guy who ate rotting pizza off the floor is smarter than you. You should be weeping.
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Jan 30, 2015 08:56
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OP got married at 22 which is proof enough of being a loving retard but pushes the envelope by marrying a fellow Chris chan stalker met online and eating floor pizza, also is for real literally autistic
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Jan 30, 2015 09:08
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Your life is going to be very hard OP and that's funny to me
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Jan 30, 2015 09:09
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Put laptop down pants then get in bath.
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dont want to step on any toes here but you guys are kind of being loving assholes what gives
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