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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
You know you've got a winner when she farts on the first date. Especially if your tongue is buried in her pussy at the time.

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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
i know the op is not being serious but i have seen goons unironically posting the best moment in their relationship was when their girlfriend first farted in front of them and how good and natural it was to fart constantly in front of your so and how immature it was to think it was gross

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
i had a gf who farted in front of me all the time. i hated it. it's not cute.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i save it till the next morning and blow him out of bed

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
When she fart and laughs but you are disgusted inside

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I Fart On The First Date

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Monstrous Dooklord posted:


Monstrous Dooklord
Oct 26, 2007
I am a poo poo stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD poo poo STAIN

I Fart On The First Date

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i fart on peoples dates

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Waltzing Along posted:

i had a gf who farted in front of me all the time. i hated it. it's not cute.

People pay for this and you were getting it for free you ingrate.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
any farts but my own have an agenda

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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
a bay

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