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put it in the butt?
down to pound the brown
up to pump the rump
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logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
and what would you do if you got some poop on your dick

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
have and would again

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
could someone clarify the difference between the first two responses please? i want to make sure im choosing the correct one

e: is it about who is on top?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
put what in a girls butt op

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
id wipe the poop off with a towel then wear the towel as a turban, with the poo stain on the front like a sultans jewel

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

put what in a girls butt op

ur algebra texbook

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

put what in a girls butt op

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_%28novel%29

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

put what in a girls butt op

penis

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

could someone clarify the difference between the first two responses please? i want to make sure im choosing the correct one

e: is it about who is on top?

let me put it this way: there's two kinds of men in this life. those who are down to pound the brown, and those who are up to pump the rump. you feel me?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Seems pretty gay, so of course.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

JiveHonky posted:

ur algebra texbook

:eyepop: thats a huge bitch!

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Who cares its a hole

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

that seems v dangerous sorry but no

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

logical phalluses posted:

let me put it this way: there's two kinds of men in this life. those who are down to pound the brown, and those who are up to pump the rump. you feel me?

oh okay so it depends on whether my boner curves up or down, i gotcha

e: what if its kinda hanging a left at about 20 degrees

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
no

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
wait i mean yes

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

oh okay so it depends on whether my boner curves up or down, i gotcha

e: what if its kinda hanging a left at about 20 degrees

then yer going left to stab the cleft

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

oh okay so it depends on whether my boner curves up or down, i gotcha

e: what if its kinda hanging a left at about 20 degrees

it's like this, man. some things in this life you got a choice about. sometimes you got two paths. and you can say to yourself, what kinda man am i? which way do i wanna go? but other things in life you're just born into. they're just inevitable. someday we're all gonna die. some things you don't get a choice.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


If she wants it I gots it. Also poop cleans pretty well with liquid soap.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i like to slide my penish between the buttchecks. no penetration tho

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
the key is to put it in her butt and then in her mouth

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
wanna bury my hog in some girls bog

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

wanna bury my hog in some girls bog

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
baby got bog

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Butts are cool but buttholes are gross

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

put what in a girls butt op

A thermometer

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Have and would again as well. You finish and hop into the shower regardless of poo poo on your dick or not.

One girl made me stop once mid rear end coitus to go take a big poo poo. I was annoyed I didn't finish, but kinda proud that I made her take a poo poo.

W424
Oct 21, 2010
I would, yes. Poopy dick could be remedied by a refreshing swim for example.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Ivor Biggun posted:

A thermometer

i would ask her to do it herself unless she was delirious from raging fever

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
haha probably yeah :cheeky: but I'd make sure to take it out again afterwards, let me tell you that much

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Need pics

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
u peehole get poop noodle

CruelCoin
Jan 23, 2015
Is awesome everytime.

But yeah, shower afterwards.

Do not want to be scratching around in your sleep and wake up with pink-eye

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Am I weird because I don't like poo poo on my dingus? I mean you might as well have her lick the filthy flaps between your smegma filled dog dicks you gross fucks.

Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Jan 30, 2015

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin
regret

e: misread thread title like some sort of garbage dick.

to answer - yes, I would put it in girl butt, if "it" was my butt, and created an infinite recursion of butts in butts.

Mechanical Pencil fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Jan 30, 2015

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
Curved wieners creep me out big time

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

only if she used my preferred gender pronoun

archerb
Mar 3, 2005
Sodomy is an affront to God, op.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Any hole's a goal OP.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Subtly wipe off the poop on her buttcheeks, but do it like you're trying to be sexy and rubbing your dick on her sexily.

This will serve as an excuse to leave later when you say she's got skidmarks on her underwear, and you gotta go cause you don't dig on no unclean skanks.

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