Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/i-slept-with-my-high-school-teacher-and-it-sucked-122

quote:

Teachers have always hosed their students. It's a tradition dating back to Socrates, and probably before that. Yet we still act incredulous each time a new story of teacher-student sex makes its way into the news.

...

At the end of the school year, our teacher – who I'll just refer to as Mrs X from here on – gave us each handwritten cards. Each, I assume, contained a heartfelt message of appreciation and well-wishing, as mine did. Mine also contained her personal contact information.

"If you ever want to grab a coffee over the summer and discuss what you've been reading, email me."

...

"I've wanted to suck those lips all year," she said.

Ew. I'd wanted to do things to her too, but I was 18, and I had those sorts of thoughts about pretty much every girl I glanced at. The singular focus of that comment threw me off a bit as we settled down onto the couch.

...
I went inside and stopped the tape. I rewound to right before I called it off and hit record again to wipe any evidence of my impotence. Even if the sex itself had sucked, I still had something to show for this whole uncomfortable experience.

Apparently it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
*3 pages about vice not being actual journalists so its all bullshit*

*flicks on john stewart*

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

this never happened

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3631118 is the thread you're looking for, op

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



but op imagine if u were......home schoooled!!

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
This one time, i sauntered up to my smoking hot teacher, grabbed her head and banged it against her table

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

quote:

She wanted to blow me. Okay, sure. She pulled her top off halfway through the process, and I saw those large breasts I'd admired from my desk all year up close: the stretch-marked flesh, the slow succumbing to gravity that is the mark of maturity. Up until this point, my partners had all been teenaged girls – which is, you know, normal for a teenaged boy. One usually ages along with one's sexual partners. You sag, scar and bloat in tandem. This wasn't just jumping into the deep end of the pool – it was a polar plunge. There was nothing wrong with her body, of course; I was just jarred by the realness of it after a sexual career of seeing nothing but taut teenaged flesh. By the time we started loving doggy-style, I noticed quite a few tufts of hair in places I was not used to seeing tufts of hair. This was starting to become too much for me.

"I... I need to stop," I choked. "I'm just not feeling this."

ahahahahhahaha

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
"Oh no I'm having old people sex!"

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

I had an ongoing sexual relationship with one of my university professors, but I was in my 20's at the time, not a teenage minor.
Didn't help with my grades though, she still marked my assignments and exams pretty strictly.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

fatherboxx posted:

ahahahahhahaha

hahahaha holy poo poo what a fuckup

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
yo anyone got some other good stories about tufts of hair

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im a tuft enthusiast

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Youth is wasted on the young.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
this really turns the stereotype of sex being good on its head

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

im a tuft enthusiast

tuftwaffe in this b

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

fatherboxx posted:

ahahahahhahaha

There IS a reason I posted it.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
tufts of anything usually arent good

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

quote:

I knew that if I told my friends, they'd never believe me. How would I be able to back this up to the select few I'd have to share this with?

quote:

"Hey. I heard you hosed Mrs X. Is that true?"

I was genuinely confused. "Where'd you hear that?"

quote:

"People are talking. Is there a tape? I'm hearing rumours about a tape."

"No, no," I lied.

quote:

I didn't want this woman's life and livelihood in my hands.
i believe the parts where the author is a complete shithead who would participate in something with someone else while he already plans to rat them out the whole time just enough to ruin their life then play innocent about it for the rest of his

i think an interview at vice goes "do you have personal stories of being a human shitbag and no particular talent for writing"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
post pictures of ur fuckable teachers pussy and tits here and her mother fuckin pohone number and address mother fuckers

(its for a project)

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



"this kid is inhuman in bed"

- albert einstein

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


mdemone posted:

Youth is wasted on the young.

medication is wasted on the old

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Banged my own rear end in class while yelling "Don't need that used up pussy teach."

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



in second grade i threw up on my teacher. thats kind of the same depending on how you like your sex

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Don't age-shame women

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
every single one of my grade school teachers were either homely as gently caress or standard moms

naem
May 29, 2011

I took one semester of education credits in college, and with the financial apocalypse happening around us jobs were scarce enough that any of the good looking women in the class made it really obvious they'd sleep with someone to get hired

Like we visited a grade school and all the girls dressed like we were going to a soft core porn shoot entitled "21 year old student teacher casting couch"

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
souunds pretty sexy naem

naem
May 29, 2011

"My glasses frames are so big and thick and, black haha just how I like them"

*whips off glasses, shakes hair around*

"Oh I dropped my chalkboard eraser"

*bites glasses frames, bends over a lot in really tight skirt suit outfit*

"Whoops I keep bumping my butt into your pants area mister guy who hires school teachers haha I'm so clumsy he ha say! Are there any openings here?"

"Hey are you getting the message that I'm a 21 year old girl and would sleep with someone for a $40k a year job? Can I drop the pretense and just like say that out loud or what because"

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
hot girls fuckin rule. i like when they decide to not cultivate a sense of humor, or any sense of empathy. narcissism for the win

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what was trhe name of the guy you sucked off for the 40k/year job?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i am rock hard right now

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

i am rock hard right now

what is the mans name you are thinking about?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
"lol if you" went through highschool without loving at least one of your teachers

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Xaris posted:

"lol if you" went through highschool without loving at least one of your teachers

what were the mens names?

naem
May 29, 2011

dad gay. so what posted:

what was trhe name of the guy you sucked off for the 40k/year job?

I didn't and it was a painful life lesson, plus there was a LOT of that going on as I naively attempted to be a nice normal heterosexual non-prostitute college grad, fortunately as a blonde white dude everything worked out great for me like in a low budget comedy

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
>implying that faggotry is somehow negative

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Shonuff
Sep 26, 2007
White like Frank Black is

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

im a tuft enthusiast

Did you go to ... Tufts?

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

What a sick opinion. I can't say I share that sentiment, at all.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

what is the mans name you are thinking about?
mr. teacher b. hardmeatstickens esq.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

naem
May 29, 2011

Another life lesson is that I bet anything various coworkers have had to do weird sex stuff to get jobs at some point before, and I haven't ever, and I get to be this twirpy dweeb and as long as I'm six feet tall and have yellow hair I can bumble around getting paid the same, oblivious to how lovely life is all day like some kind of adult shaped baby person forever

  • Locked thread