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http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/i-slept-with-my-high-school-teacher-and-it-sucked-122quote:Teachers have always hosed their students. It's a tradition dating back to Socrates, and probably before that. Yet we still act incredulous each time a new story of teacher-student sex makes its way into the news. Apparently it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 14:25 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:35 |
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*3 pages about vice not being actual journalists so its all bullshit* *flicks on john stewart*
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 14:28 |
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this never happened http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3631118 is the thread you're looking for, op
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 14:37 |
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but op imagine if u were......home schoooled!!
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 14:38 |
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This one time, i sauntered up to my smoking hot teacher, grabbed her head and banged it against her table
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 14:39 |
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quote:She wanted to blow me. Okay, sure. She pulled her top off halfway through the process, and I saw those large breasts I'd admired from my desk all year up close: the stretch-marked flesh, the slow succumbing to gravity that is the mark of maturity. Up until this point, my partners had all been teenaged girls – which is, you know, normal for a teenaged boy. One usually ages along with one's sexual partners. You sag, scar and bloat in tandem. This wasn't just jumping into the deep end of the pool – it was a polar plunge. There was nothing wrong with her body, of course; I was just jarred by the realness of it after a sexual career of seeing nothing but taut teenaged flesh. By the time we started loving doggy-style, I noticed quite a few tufts of hair in places I was not used to seeing tufts of hair. This was starting to become too much for me. ahahahahhahaha
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 14:42 |
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"Oh no I'm having old people sex!"
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 14:49 |
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I had an ongoing sexual relationship with one of my university professors, but I was in my 20's at the time, not a teenage minor. Didn't help with my grades though, she still marked my assignments and exams pretty strictly.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 14:54 |
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fatherboxx posted:ahahahahhahaha hahahaha holy poo poo what a fuckup
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 15:46 |
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yo anyone got some other good stories about tufts of hair
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:42 |
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im a tuft enthusiast
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:42 |
Youth is wasted on the young.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:48 |
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this really turns the stereotype of sex being good on its head
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:51 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:im a tuft enthusiast tuftwaffe in this b
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 17:51 |
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fatherboxx posted:ahahahahhahaha There IS a reason I posted it.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:01 |
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tufts of anything usually arent good
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:18 |
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quote:I knew that if I told my friends, they'd never believe me. How would I be able to back this up to the select few I'd have to share this with? quote:"Hey. I heard you hosed Mrs X. Is that true?" quote:"People are talking. Is there a tape? I'm hearing rumours about a tape." quote:I didn't want this woman's life and livelihood in my hands. i think an interview at vice goes "do you have personal stories of being a human shitbag and no particular talent for writing"
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:32 |
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post pictures of ur fuckable teachers pussy and tits here and her mother fuckin pohone number and address mother fuckers (its for a project)
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:45 |
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"this kid is inhuman in bed" - albert einstein
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:47 |
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mdemone posted:Youth is wasted on the young. medication is wasted on the old
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:50 |
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Banged my own rear end in class while yelling "Don't need that used up pussy teach."
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:52 |
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in second grade i threw up on my teacher. thats kind of the same depending on how you like your sex
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:55 |
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Don't age-shame women
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:59 |
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every single one of my grade school teachers were either homely as gently caress or standard moms
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:05 |
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I took one semester of education credits in college, and with the financial apocalypse happening around us jobs were scarce enough that any of the good looking women in the class made it really obvious they'd sleep with someone to get hired Like we visited a grade school and all the girls dressed like we were going to a soft core porn shoot entitled "21 year old student teacher casting couch"
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:17 |
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souunds pretty sexy naem
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:25 |
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"My glasses frames are so big and thick and, black haha just how I like them" *whips off glasses, shakes hair around* "Oh I dropped my chalkboard eraser" *bites glasses frames, bends over a lot in really tight skirt suit outfit* "Whoops I keep bumping my butt into your pants area mister guy who hires school teachers haha I'm so clumsy he ha say! Are there any openings here?" "Hey are you getting the message that I'm a 21 year old girl and would sleep with someone for a $40k a year job? Can I drop the pretense and just like say that out loud or what because"
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:27 |
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hot girls fuckin rule. i like when they decide to not cultivate a sense of humor, or any sense of empathy. narcissism for the win
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:28 |
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what was trhe name of the guy you sucked off for the 40k/year job?
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:29 |
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i am rock hard right now
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:30 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:i am rock hard right now what is the mans name you are thinking about?
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:30 |
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"lol if you" went through highschool without loving at least one of your teachers
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:31 |
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Xaris posted:"lol if you" went through highschool without loving at least one of your teachers what were the mens names?
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:32 |
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dad gay. so what posted:what was trhe name of the guy you sucked off for the 40k/year job? I didn't and it was a painful life lesson, plus there was a LOT of that going on as I naively attempted to be a nice normal heterosexual non-prostitute college grad, fortunately as a blonde white dude everything worked out great for me like in a low budget comedy
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:34 |
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>implying that faggotry is somehow negative
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:35 |
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:35 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:im a tuft enthusiast Did you go to ... Tufts?
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:37 |
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What a sick opinion. I can't say I share that sentiment, at all.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:39 |
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dad gay. so what posted:what is the mans name you are thinking about?
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 22:41 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:35 |
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Another life lesson is that I bet anything various coworkers have had to do weird sex stuff to get jobs at some point before, and I haven't ever, and I get to be this twirpy dweeb and as long as I'm six feet tall and have yellow hair I can bumble around getting paid the same, oblivious to how lovely life is all day like some kind of adult shaped baby person forever
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