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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
What's the place where a white Englishman (think a sort of "umm err umm err" Hugh Grant-type) is most likely to get mugged/stabbed/shot/killed to death in the U S of A?

This is important as I need to give a friend some tips on where to avoid.

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Any Street named MLK

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.
Florida. But they go all the time.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Also a popeyes

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

Waroduce posted:

Any Street named MLK

Where did you get that sweet custom title?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Probably like a poison factory or a munitions testing range or something.
Lots of places will get you killed just by being in them, like a bonfire.

B. Birdsworth
Jul 31, 2014

There are not one hundred people in the United States who hate The Catholic Church, but there are millions who hate what they wrongly perceive the Catholic Church to be.
Bunker Hill

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Locash

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
A Lyndon LaRouche conference

(obscure, but look it up)

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
a bar in Boston, after asking too many questions when they pass around a hat "for the band," when there's no music

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Tumblr

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

I'm Crap posted:

a bar in Boston, after asking too many questions when they pass around a hat "for the band," when there's no music

what is going on here

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.
Wall Street :smuggo:

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
the dentist

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

subhuman filth posted:

what is going on here

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Alabama


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKcJ-0bAHB4

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
holy gently caress

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape

I guess that the connection between the IRA and Ghadaffi is somehow Lockerbie?

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Lazerbeam posted:

Where did you get that sweet custom title?

Tff is full of children and sjws with delicate opinions

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Bokito posted:

I guess that the connection between the IRA and Ghadaffi is somehow Lockerbie?
no, he was one of their major backers all along. probably the largest single sponsor they had behind, collectively, a shitload of super bro plastic paddies from the northeast united states with celtic cross tattoos who hate the hell out of all muslamics and gommunists and were too ignorant to realise they were sponsoring a libyan-affiliated sister organisation of the PLO lol.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Detroit

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
go to any average sorority and get gang-raped

downside: hearing damage from constant piercing cries of iiiilluuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvyerACCENT

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

my driveway

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Just tell whomever it is to ask his cabbie when he gets wherever he's going. Those guys get "What should I see?" and "Where should I avoid?" all of the time.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

east side of detroit

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
america is a friendly place, everyone is welcoming, even in places you wouldn't expect. for example, he could go to any night club in atlanta. just tell him to walk straight to the front of the line, people would hate to make a guest in our country wait in a line, that is how nice americans are

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
West Baltimore, also East Baltimore, and parts of South Baltimore. Pretty much just avoid us.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

captainoblivious posted:

West Baltimore, also East Baltimore, and parts of South Baltimore. Pretty much just avoid us.

"Avoid Baltimore like the plague" is good advice that people living in Baltimore should listen to.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
whole parts of Birmingham, AL

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



there's a little strip club outside of wichita that hrh the queen visits every other month to get gangfucked by rednecks and if a british citizen witnesses it they are dissolved in acid

Waroduce posted:

Tff is full of children and sjws with delicate opinions

ahahahahahaha

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
he'll know when he gets there

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
East Texas
"you some kinda fag 'er sumpthin?"

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common
Remind him that our mass transit trains and subways don't tell you to mind the gap. We wouldn't want him to get his feet stuck.

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Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

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