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When you get a cut, you're supposed to keep the wound clean so that it doesn't get infected. This process usually involves soap and water at the minimum. Now, why is your rear end in a top hat a different story? Sometimes we poop too many times in one day and bleed a little bit from wiping too much. I *guarantee* literal poop is getting into that wound, and nobody washes their butt with soap, let alone water. Why does the butthole scrape not get infected and kill us? I couldn't think of a way to phrase this so Google would understand, so I am asking the next best resource.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:49 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:07 |
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the worms help keep it clean
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:50 |
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LargeHadron posted:nobody washes their butt with soap, let alone water. ummmm
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:50 |
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dad gay. so what posted:the worms help keep it clean Listen to this guy he's a loving expert
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:51 |
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Flying Fortress posted:ummmm I mean right after pooping give me a break e. Ok, except some Europeans who do use a bidet but my question still stands
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:51 |
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LargeHadron posted:Sometimes we poop too many times in one day and bleed a little bit "we"
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:52 |
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how many times is too many times? Like 7? I'm asking for a friend
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:55 |
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rear end wounds do get infected and can get really bad My tip would be to get some baby wipes or stop wiping so hard. Or a bidet
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:57 |
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what the gently caress toilet paper do you use to make your rear end in a top hat bleed
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:58 |
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i mean goddamn my work has practically sandpaper for toilet paper and never once has it ruptured my anus
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 16:59 |
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Relatedly, can you give yourself a cold by eating your own snot? Asking for a project.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 17:00 |
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your poop isn't really prime harmful bacteria real estate until it's been outside your body a bit, OP
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 17:08 |
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You dab some piss on your damaged ring, just like a poison jellyfish sting.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 17:14 |
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Rapman the Cook posted:You dab some piss on your damaged ring, just like a poison jellyfish sting. Is this a song lyric? It hsould be.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 17:55 |
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poop carries a lot of organisms that cause infections. however poop itself doesnt. if your poop has bacteria or viruses that will give you an infection, you already are fighting it OP, since it came from your butt, you idiot. dont rub someone else's poop into your anal fissure source - biology
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 19:46 |
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1gnoirents posted:dont rub someone else's poop into your anal fissure
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 19:50 |
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where does lal the poop go
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 19:52 |
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 19:54 |
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Can you get sick from eating faeces, asking for a friend
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 19:59 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Can you get sick from eating faeces, asking for a friend Helicobacter Pylori. Look it up.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:00 |
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I grinded up my rear end in a top hat with the hair trimmer once. I don't really bother trimming down there after that. The hair has reached terminal length and poop can get through it so all is well.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:01 |
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BossRighteous posted:I grinded up my rear end in a top hat with the hair trimmer once. I don't really bother trimming down there after that. The hair has reached terminal length and poop can get through it so all is well.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:05 |
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LargeHadron posted:Sometimes we poop too many times in one day and bleed a little bit from wiping too much. believe it or not op this does not happen to most humans
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:12 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Helicobacter Pylori. Look it up. Frederick told me to tell you thank you
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:16 |
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1gnoirents posted:poop carries a lot of organisms that cause infections. however poop itself doesnt. if your poop has bacteria or viruses that will give you an infection, you already are fighting it OP, since it came from your butt, you idiot. dont rub someone else's poop into your anal fissure what about those sick doctors that take the poop from one man and turkey baster it up into the b-hole of another man?
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:26 |
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Coat your lovers penis in antibiotic ointment.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:28 |
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i've never hurt my butthole while wiping. op is wiping too drat hard
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:34 |
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so you can eat ur own poo poo and dont get sick? im asking for a friend
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:36 |
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Protocol7 posted:i mean goddamn my work has practically sandpaper for toilet paper and never once has it ruptured my anus It helps if you use more than one tiny square when you just shart blasted the toilet and left several fecal landmarks on your poorly hygiened sphincter hole.
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:39 |
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# ? Jan 30, 2015 20:41 |
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I never cared much for his band, but it's sad to see what Dave Grohl has to do to pay the bills these days
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 01:21 |
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sometimes the doctors take one persons poop and puts it in another persons colon to cure some kind of butt pipe problem
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 01:27 |
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If this was GBS1.0 this thread would be much, much funnier.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 01:28 |
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LargeHadron posted:When you get a cut, you're supposed to keep the wound clean so that it doesn't get infected. This process usually involves soap and water at the minimum. Now, why is your rear end in a top hat a different story? Sometimes we poop too many times in one day and bleed a little bit from wiping too much. I *guarantee* literal poop is getting into that wound, and nobody washes their butt with soap, let alone water. Why does the butthole scrape not get infected and kill us? also op get help butt bleeds can be cancer
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:24 |
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I gargle my own piss to cure throat cancer
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:35 |
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if your bleeding for your butt you prob gonna die in like a year
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LargeHadron posted:I *guarantee* literal poop is getting into that wound, and nobody washes their butt with soap, let alone water. sorry OP, I defiantly wash my rear end with both soap and water
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:04 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:rear end wounds do get infected and can get really bad lol at your infected rear end wound
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:05 |
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it's best to not poo at all
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So thats what dave grohl sitting on a toilet looks like
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