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*types furiously on a loud clacky keyboard take that THE MAN
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There's some major darkware on this server. I'm talking black-ops level poo poo.
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Jan 30, 2015 17:04
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I can't get in! The firewall is behind nine layers of encryption!
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Jan 30, 2015 17:06
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The virus... is learning.
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Jan 30, 2015 17:06
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...almost there... wait, we're not alone in here!
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Jan 30, 2015 17:19
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lemme just bypass the security core *green on black text explodes, revealing a wireframe model of earth.* heh. those fat cats in washington never learn *pushes glasses back up my smug face. meanwhile, the laser grid hampering our hero shorts out, allowing him access to the missile silo.*
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Jan 30, 2015 17:20
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soon all information will belong to the people!
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Jan 30, 2015 17:22
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we need a faster modem!
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Jan 30, 2015 17:24
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Hack the planet!
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Jan 30, 2015 17:24
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SPIKE SENT
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Jan 30, 2015 17:25
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Your mums been hacked
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Jan 30, 2015 17:27
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Jan 30, 2015 17:28
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heh...they're running a T-90 Cybernet Defence Grid. And here I thought this was going to be too easy. *pushes up glasses, types faster*
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Jan 30, 2015 17:29
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Hey OP just checking in to let you know I am almost done. *looks off camera* wait... one second. *walks off camera* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *camera goes fuzzy then disconnects*
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Jan 30, 2015 17:31
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"Honey, can you quit your hack games for a minute? I need to use the phone."
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Jan 30, 2015 17:31
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>send spike
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Jan 30, 2015 17:32
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It's a Unix system, I know this
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Jan 30, 2015 17:33
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pshh, I'm actually routing this through old satellite link ups, hackers do this all the time
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Jan 30, 2015 17:34
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*crawls through ducts to server room, lowers self through ceiling *plugs weird homemade dongle into back of terminal
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Jan 30, 2015 17:39
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BINGO
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Jan 30, 2015 17:40
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It's no good! I need to hard-jack the central core!
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Jan 30, 2015 17:43
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This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto.
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Jan 30, 2015 17:43
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I just need to reverse the firewall polarity and we'll be inside
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Jan 30, 2015 17:43
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im gay
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Jan 30, 2015 17:44
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hack teh fwiggen gibson
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Jan 30, 2015 17:44
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TeamIce posted:im gay That's right, you flood the system with white noise. I'll crack the BIOS.
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Jan 30, 2015 17:45
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let me just use a fractal encryption to lock out server access from the engineering console
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Jan 30, 2015 17:45
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Bounce the signal through Printer's IP Address.
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Jan 30, 2015 17:50
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I toasted the data directory, tweaked the p ram, and reglazed your subroutines
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Black Ice
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*tightens straps on fingerless gloves* Oh, it's a war you want?
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Flying Fortress posted:*types furiously on a loud clacky keyboard *pushes you to the side* *starts furiously mashing the left side of the keyboard with both hands while you double-fist the right side* "They're too fast! They keep getting around all our firewalls!"
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Jan 30, 2015 18:04
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*screen goes black* *slams fist on the table* "drat it! They cut the hardline!"
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*that NCIS gif*
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Jan 30, 2015 18:04
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"I'm inVINCible!" *freezes*
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Jan 30, 2015 18:07
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I'm gonna need to reroute the isdns
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Jan 30, 2015 18:09
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... need... more... bandwidth! *lightning strike hits comms tower* aha!
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Jan 30, 2015 18:13
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Is it a Gibson? You can't hack a gibson.
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Jan 30, 2015 18:13
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*skateboards wearing trenchcoat*
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Libelous Slander posted:"I'm inVINCible!" *freezes* SLUGHEADS!!!!
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