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Romeo and Juliet, act 3 scene 1 from line 95, directed by Guy Ritchie and probably starring Danny Dyer and Jason Statham. Romeo: Give over, mate, it's just a fuckin' scratch. Mercutio: 'E stuck me inna fuckin' bollocks, though, I'm bleedin' out in my Adidas pants. I'll be pushing daisies pretty sharp, The pair of youse are slags and no mistake. Isn't that a fuckin' liberty: To shiv a bloke to death, right in the nuts, 'E's a sneaky little skinny oval office, I could've 'ad the fucker, too, if you hadn't got all lairy. Romeo: I was tryna 'elp. Mercutio: Get me to the fuckin' A&E Before I pass out. gently caress the pair of yous! 'E's fuckin' killed me, 'cause your poncy moves Do gently caress all in a fight. Romeo: My best pal, drinking buddy and wingman Is gonna die because I was a twat, 'Coz Tybalt said my muvver was a slag And that's not on. An' I thought we were mates! Oh Juliet, you silly little tart, You're so fit, you make me go all mushy, So I can't fight and that's, like, really gay.
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