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Uncle benny is hitting the mid strength beers again uh oh here comes his wondering hands lol Cut to 15 years later, cankles, 3 angry awful children, a meth habit and living in squalor. being an adult owns and i love beer and drugs lol so free! Sober? Heh and give up this?
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Jan 31, 2015 01:45
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Commercial pilot poppin uppers on a 19 hour dubai flight. Sober flying is for ww1 queens *flies plane into mariana trench* Yew!
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Jan 31, 2015 01:46
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Mid-strength is a hilarious qualifier for beer.
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Jan 31, 2015 01:46
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dont know how people can drink every night. i cant even have 1 beer on a work night because now its a total roulette on if I'll wake up feeling fine or if i wake up completely immobile due to some ridiculous hangover that won't disappear until night time. ps ofc it never used to be like this...
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Jan 31, 2015 01:48
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*Huffs paints, diddles toddler in shopping centre toilet* Sober dad takes his son fishing. Shows him how to tie knots and appreciate the outdoors. Then gets t boned by drunk driver on the way home Don't you dare touch my beers! lmao
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Jan 31, 2015 01:48
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Celebrates daughters 18th bday. Has a couple of beers. Drug tested next morning at work. Fired. Murder suicide lol sober living aint got nothin on this!
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Jan 31, 2015 01:50
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*keeps flicking burning cigarette butts in your face forever*
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Jan 31, 2015 02:05
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dad gay. so what posted:*keeps flicking burning cigarette butts in your face forever* enjoy your carpal tunnel fucknuts
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Jan 31, 2015 02:11
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whats the drunkest youve ever gotten
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Jan 31, 2015 02:28
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STONE OF MADNESS posted:whats the drunkest youve ever gotten
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Jan 31, 2015 02:34
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Spanish Manlove posted:Volume are you ok? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4
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Jan 31, 2015 02:35
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I have done so much of every drug on the planet that I am trying to kick the booze (which is the last and hardest of all the addictions, coke/amphetamines were loving nothing) and once I do, I will simply stick to stuff like LSD, DMT, ketamine, and the occasional spliff. That's all I want to do anymore. Everything else..... there have been some amazing times, and some harrowing times, but you just come to a point when you realize that enough is enough. So I guess I won't be totally sober 'cause I love a good trip, but that's like... you know... maybe 3 or 4 times a year at this point? I hope that when I quit drinking my body won't be so dysfunctional that it won't be able to recover. My poor pancreas.  Seriously, I know it's funny to be all like "wooooooo let's get all hosed up all the time" when you're 22 and yah it's pretty awesome until you get a bit older and eventually hit a point that you will never know when you hit it until you hit it and then it's like "oh gently caress let's take poo poo down a bit." Anybody who disagrees with that has never actually been anything other than perhaps a weekend warrior and I laugh at you if you say that striving for (general) sobriety is not a good thing for everybody at a certain point in their lives.
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Jan 31, 2015 02:48
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Jan 31, 2015 02:49
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cant work the steps because i'm an athetist 
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Jan 31, 2015 02:51
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i drink every day livers grow back right
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Jan 31, 2015 02:54
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I'm on a constant diet of antibiotics and brewer's yeast with the hope that one day the yeast makes a permanent home in my stomach and converts all of the sugar I consume into alcohol and I'm always drunk.
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Jan 31, 2015 03:06
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Heh I spend all my disposable income on weed and I've never felt better, there is literally no other way to live and gently caress you for suggesting otherwise you loving square
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Jan 31, 2015 03:35
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I switched to caffeine instead of alcohol everyday and sometimes I will take 1-2 inhalations of the marijuana before bed. Feels p good
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Jan 31, 2015 03:38
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I know a guy who has had a real serious drinking problem for the last 10 years or so, he's my age, so probably 28 or 29. He finally started going to AA meetings and has been sober for like 3 weeks now, and posts loving non stop about it on Facebook. I always feel bad for people who become recovering addicts in their 20's, because they have the majority of their good drinking years ahead of them, and they already called it quits. Like, if you're going to become a recovering alcoholic, at least wait until your 50s or 60s so you get some good stories out of it.
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Jan 31, 2015 04:47
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i legit envy someone who hates drinking and smoking because jesus christ you have NO idea how much money you are saving yourself
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Jan 31, 2015 04:51
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:I know a guy who has had a real serious drinking problem for the last 10 years or so, he's my age, so probably 28 or 29. He finally started going to AA meetings and has been sober for like 3 weeks now, and posts loving non stop about it on Facebook. I always feel bad for people who become recovering addicts in their 20's, because they have the majority of their good drinking years ahead of them, and they already called it quits. Like, if you're going to become a recovering alcoholic, at least wait until your 50s or 60s so you get some good stories out of it. haha or just bloww your loving brains out already haha am i rite?
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Jan 31, 2015 05:05
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I'm p drunk
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Jan 31, 2015 05:08
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jackyl posted:I'm p drunk holy gently caress PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU GOT THERE THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC
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Jan 31, 2015 05:09
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dad gay. so what posted:holy gently caress PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU GOT THERE THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC ok u fag here's a thing I built in my basement 
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Jan 31, 2015 05:16
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jackyl posted:ok u fag here's a thing I built in my basement cool shower, i guess you have to go to the doctor alot? you must be pretty drunk i guess
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Jan 31, 2015 05:18
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do you get aids from that shower? what is your fungus protocol?
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Jan 31, 2015 05:19
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ugh, i almost puked in my mouth
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Jan 31, 2015 05:19
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you sick gently caress
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Jan 31, 2015 05:20
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dad gay. so what posted:do you get aids from that shower? what is your fungus protocol? plz show your drinking 
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Jan 31, 2015 05:20
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jackyl posted:plz show your drinking ugh, you have a broncos toilet? sick gently caress
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Jan 31, 2015 05:21
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okay........ so jackass has a loving shithole shower and pisses in a cup ... good times... moving on..... what are you goons drinkin tonight? im drinking a miller lite 16oz "bottle can" i find it fits my cock pretty good
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Jan 31, 2015 05:23
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i wonder what drugs are like...probably bad
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Jan 31, 2015 05:24
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Frog Act posted:i wonder what drugs are like...probably bad haha you would think so but they are actually really good if you find the right ones (not the gay drugs just the good ones)
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Jan 31, 2015 05:25
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Frog Act posted:i wonder what drugs are like...probably bad they are really fun
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Jan 31, 2015 05:31
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Frog Act posted:i wonder what drugs are like...probably bad they are probably terrible reality as it is, is perfect so so perfect
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Jan 31, 2015 05:32
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its morally wrong to do drugs
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Jan 31, 2015 05:33
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Frog Act posted:its morally wrong to do drugs drugs suport terrorism
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Jan 31, 2015 05:33
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i dont do drags because im already crazy lol XD
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morality..... is......... relative.
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