A friend of mine started, in December, getting calls from an old lady regarding some money owed to her by a "Troy". This isn't my friend's name. He assured her that he wasn't Troy, that he didn't know who has her money. She accused him of lying. She called back constantly, so he blocked her number. But she kept leaving him voicemails. At first it was only one or two every few days, shortly after that it became between 10 and 30 voicemail messages a day. He's received about 300 or so messages from her since the first, all of about 4 minutes in length. Twelve hours. He contacted the local PD and explained the situation and they assured him they would handle it. She is still calling, leaving messages as I type this. And now, without further ado: Voicemails from a demented elderly woman
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:48 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:08 |
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After doing the right thing isn't enough, all you can do is listen.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:51 |
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a yankee
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:52 |
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I was laughing so hard I had to get myself a glass of juice.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:54 |
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I was hoping she'd have broken out some of the "black guys" nicknames in one of those phone calls.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:56 |
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those 4 black guys
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:57 |
Listen to it with this underneath. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0v6dmme1DU
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:57 |
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I had a demented old lady who wrote me a letter about leaving my Siberian Husky in the snow during the day and that it was animal cruelty because she could see our Husky on the snow mound(the dog would sleep in the snow) and that she has watched the dog for hours and it had not moved or eaten anything. I wrote her back telling her I bought the dog in at night and she just likes being out during the day and we feed her when she gets inside. The next day she was throwing baguettes over the fence and the dog was going ballistic because "OMG FOOD" but everything fell out of the dog's reach. I had to convince her that the dog was not being abused by showing her the crate of kibble and Styrofoam containers of meat I would cook for the dog.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:58 |
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Kumbamontu posted:those 4 black guys
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:59 |
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u know, u can probably go on your carriers website and completely block the number as in, he wont even know when she calls
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:01 |
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Naylenas posted:A friend of mine started, in December, getting calls from an old lady regarding some money owed to her by a "Troy". This isn't my friend's name. He assured her that he wasn't Troy, that he didn't know who has her money. She accused him of lying. She called back constantly, so he blocked her number. cry more noob
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:01 |
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Zeike posted:cry more noob Top quality comedy.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:03 |
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it sounds like a guy trying to sound like an middle age woman
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:07 |
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play this in the background for maximum effect https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:07 |
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Kumbamontu posted:those 4 black guys I didn't see this coming
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:07 |
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Is she reading all of this?
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:23 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:u know, u can probably go on your carriers website and completely block the number He did, and it now no longer rings at all. However, he was informed they cannot block her in the voicemail system. So it just goes straight to voicemail now, and has for almost two months now. Since this came up another one came in: You mean the voicemail box of Troy the crook! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsi7BplRsq0
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:30 |
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Why doesn't he just answer and call her a dumb oval office every time she calls, and then hang up? edit: or sue her for harassment.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:38 |
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He should just give her the $500.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:38 |
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He should unblock her and put her on 3 way calls with phone sex lines
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:43 |
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This is like Raleigh Soliloquy.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:43 |
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Why's this old lady hating on malnourished starved people so much? Bet she goes to Africa with her gang of four black dudes and just beats on starving kids for fun.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:44 |
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fakeaccount posted:He should unblock her and put her on 3 way calls with phone sex lines I mean seriously, he he should straight up call up a phone sex line and describe in graphic detail how he's beating off while she tells him he's the devil eating crackers
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:45 |
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fakeaccount posted:I mean seriously, he he should straight up call up a phone sex line and describe in graphic detail how he's beating off while she tells him he's the devil eating crackers I'm driving around in my big black hearse with four black guys! I'm the devil eating crackers! I am the whore master! Here is where the 'Whore Master" quote comes from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uuYX6XTu18&t=180s
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:49 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uuYX6XTu18 "My cats have the dry food but they want the canned!" so sad and funny
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:00 |
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why do I have to subscribe to listen to the old lady this is bad and dumb
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:06 |
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I'm the black guys in the op
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:13 |
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junkies are scum
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:19 |
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Rich Evans as Mrs Plinkett.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:20 |
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Uncle Teddy: 87, whoremaster, crazy man
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:22 |
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where is the $500 op where is it
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:33 |
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She's like 90 years old, her husband Mr. Teddy A.K.A The Whoremaster is already dead and she's this mad about 500$ Also lol at her getting scared, changing the locks and demanding he leaves the money on the porch instead of in the umbrella.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:34 |
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i don't think she sounds like an old lady at all. this is probably some kind of art project.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:40 |
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Rambling Robot posted:i don't think she sounds like an old lady at all. You're a rotgut.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:41 |
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With all that talk about not eating enough and starving yourself? She old, dude.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:42 |
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just get a new number
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:54 |
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she reminds me of my grandma after she had a few beers
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:58 |
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Cracked_Gear posted:she reminds me of my grandma after she had a few beers she threatened to get 4 black boys to chop off your fingers till you gave her $500?
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 06:10 |
I like that she thinks people will commit felonies for her because $500
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 07:42 |
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Naylenas posted:I like that she thinks people will commit felonies for her because $500 Because her dead husband bought them hamburgers or something.
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