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ComradeChrist
Feb 29, 2004
Xtreme Radical Leftism!
So she's left 17 messages just today, I uploaded 5 and have them scheduled to publish at 10:00 each day for the next week.

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cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
these are great and remind me of the Shut Up, Little Man! recordings.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yJspYSFBxtk

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkE1Nbk-wuI

This is another good one. I love how he just stays so calm as the lady goes off on him.
"A rapist? That seems like a harsh accusation, ma'am."

Hometown Slime Queen fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Feb 1, 2015

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkE1Nbk-wuI

This is another good one. I love how he just stays so calm as the lady goes off on him.
"A rapist? That seems like a harsh accusation, ma'am."

she's nuts but he sounds like a fatty mouth breather to me, basically they both deserve each other

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkE1Nbk-wuI

This is another good one. I love how he just stays so calm as the lady goes off on him.
"A rapist? That seems like a harsh accusation, ma'am."

She's real adamant about taxes being audited. For a dude who probably gets a W2 and claims the basic deduction Alex there probably wouldn't give a poo poo.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Knight posted:

This is actually a con run by the elderly, they are perfectly lucid but if they pull this exact trick on enough people, one of them will pay out of sympathy and they use the money to organize trips to Vegas.

500 is a lot of penny slots. too bad they haven't had penny sluts since at least the early 60s

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
this lady needs catfood. she does not own any cats.

archerb
Mar 3, 2005
D.O.W. is going to murder you in your sleep if you don't give back the $500 you stole.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Zeno-25 posted:

Tell her she'll only get her money through some sort of dead drop because of all the threats, then just put some crazy bs in the bag to mess with her

This is the best idea!

List of things to put in the bag:

a fluffernutter sandwich
one shoe
a colossal dildo
sesame street dvds
a chapstick
syllabus for a sociology class
random drugs, maybe some stamps soaked in lsd so that she goes to mail a letter and gets high as gently caress

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

fakeaccount posted:

This is the best idea!

List of things to put in the bag:

a fluffernutter sandwich
one shoe
a colossal dildo
sesame street dvds
a chapstick
syllabus for a sociology class
random drugs, maybe some stamps soaked in lsd so that she goes to mail a letter and gets high as gently caress

that's mean. you guys are mean.

this is still funny tho

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwfmT64ULRU

you should send the following to her as a reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swGBlDn_yiI

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
this is probably just some weird mental exercise to stave off Alzheimer's

still great poo poo OP

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
This reminds me of when I was in college and grad school, and my grandma would try to call me. She hadn't updated my number since I was a freshman, so for years she'd call the number she had and get some random dudes who would tell her she had the wrong number. Rather than being all "Sorry, wrong number," she'd be like "Oh, well, do you know Ars? She's really pretty! You should go meet her!" and then she'd chat with them for like twenty minutes about my numerous virtues and how their classes and stuff were going.

Every time I'd go to visit her, she'd tell me about the nice young men she'd chatted with when she tried to call me.

I have no idea how many different guys she got ahold of over the years, but they were all nice enough to not look me up and be all "Your grandma keeps calling me."

ComradeChrist
Feb 29, 2004
Xtreme Radical Leftism!
I have way more than I can effectively post on YouTube, like 200. Would any of you crooks like to have access to the new ones before they get posted to YouTube?

IronLawnmower
Aug 28, 2014
At least she's coherent. When my gran was near the end she'd scream at me that I was stealing her wages and confuse my brother for Adolf Hitler. One time she was convinced there were chickens under her bed and had my dad suck them out with a hoover.

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Naylenas
Sep 11, 2003

I was out of my head so it was out of my hands


"I'm surprised you haven't had your phone number changed"

Well....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3j6lmPWYnE

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