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So she's left 17 messages just today, I uploaded 5 and have them scheduled to publish at 10:00 each day for the next week.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 05:04 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 03:01 |
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these are great and remind me of the Shut Up, Little Man! recordings. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yJspYSFBxtk
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 05:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkE1Nbk-wuI This is another good one. I love how he just stays so calm as the lady goes off on him. "A rapist? That seems like a harsh accusation, ma'am." Hometown Slime Queen fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Feb 1, 2015 |
# ? Feb 1, 2015 05:21 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkE1Nbk-wuI she's nuts but he sounds like a fatty mouth breather to me, basically they both deserve each other
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 05:59 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkE1Nbk-wuI She's real adamant about taxes being audited. For a dude who probably gets a W2 and claims the basic deduction Alex there probably wouldn't give a poo poo.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:10 |
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Knight posted:This is actually a con run by the elderly, they are perfectly lucid but if they pull this exact trick on enough people, one of them will pay out of sympathy and they use the money to organize trips to Vegas. 500 is a lot of penny slots. too bad they haven't had penny sluts since at least the early 60s
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:20 |
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this lady needs catfood. she does not own any cats.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:22 |
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D.O.W. is going to murder you in your sleep if you don't give back the $500 you stole.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:43 |
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Zeno-25 posted:Tell her she'll only get her money through some sort of dead drop because of all the threats, then just put some crazy bs in the bag to mess with her This is the best idea! List of things to put in the bag: a fluffernutter sandwich one shoe a colossal dildo sesame street dvds a chapstick syllabus for a sociology class random drugs, maybe some stamps soaked in lsd so that she goes to mail a letter and gets high as gently caress
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:06 |
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fakeaccount posted:This is the best idea! that's mean. you guys are mean. this is still funny tho
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:29 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwfmT64ULRU you should send the following to her as a reply https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swGBlDn_yiI
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 16:32 |
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this is probably just some weird mental exercise to stave off Alzheimer's still great poo poo OP
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 16:54 |
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This reminds me of when I was in college and grad school, and my grandma would try to call me. She hadn't updated my number since I was a freshman, so for years she'd call the number she had and get some random dudes who would tell her she had the wrong number. Rather than being all "Sorry, wrong number," she'd be like "Oh, well, do you know Ars? She's really pretty! You should go meet her!" and then she'd chat with them for like twenty minutes about my numerous virtues and how their classes and stuff were going. Every time I'd go to visit her, she'd tell me about the nice young men she'd chatted with when she tried to call me. I have no idea how many different guys she got ahold of over the years, but they were all nice enough to not look me up and be all "Your grandma keeps calling me."
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:13 |
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I have way more than I can effectively post on YouTube, like 200. Would any of you crooks like to have access to the new ones before they get posted to YouTube?
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 01:47 |
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At least she's coherent. When my gran was near the end she'd scream at me that I was stealing her wages and confuse my brother for Adolf Hitler. One time she was convinced there were chickens under her bed and had my dad suck them out with a hoover.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:41 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 03:01 |
"I'm surprised you haven't had your phone number changed" Well.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3j6lmPWYnE
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 04:27 |