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Frank Jameso
Nov 24, 2014
we'd have flying cars and STD's would be cured by now. but no, they only wanna gently caress if you make them happy, since they are the center of the universe and all

e: yes i am drunk and pissed off at woman right now

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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
women arent even sentient are they?

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

jarvis cocker posted:

women arent even sentient are they?

You're thinking of sapience

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx
then you'd post this thread

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Ragtime Cthulhu posted:

You're thinking of sapience

i just google'd this term and im sure it does not apply to women

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Frank Jameso posted:

but no, they only wanna gently caress if you make them happy

those bitches

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
That'd loving suck dude

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Women. Sub sapient miserable cunts. Those bitches breast feed us until we're twelve and then say be a man have sex with girls get out of my house.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
frankly i don;t believe in women

Frank Jameso
Nov 24, 2014

Baba Ganoush posted:

those bitches

well most of them are only truly happy when they're with someone that is famous for dunking balls on TV for the 12th billion time (i love basketball don't get me wrong) or anyone that's on TV for that matter.



look at me i'm married to a football player. what's a blitz?

Frank Jameso fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Jan 31, 2015

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
kid: Daddy, how old is mommy?
dad: She's 35, son.
kid: Then she's bigger than LeBron James! So why can't she dunk??

WOMEN: Why Can't They Dunk?






pepito sanchez
Apr 3, 2004
I'm not mexican
i wish i had a pussy id be the best bitch ever

edit ^^^^ jesus loving christ thats a huge and retarded avatar. keep me clean and mexican

feller
Jul 5, 2006


What if men only hosed smart women?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Omelette du Fromage posted:

What if men only hosed smart women?

it's not up to the man to decide to gently caress, that's the woman's choice

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
Breaking news, humans are predicted to go extinct by 2090 as females suddenly refuse to have sex with anyone

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Frank Jameso posted:

we'd have flying cars and STD's would be cured by now. but no, they only wanna gently caress if you make them happy, since they are the center of the universe and all

e: yes i am drunk and pissed off at woman right now

yea but everyone would be driving their flying cars looking ugly as gently caress op

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
do u want a society of janky looking poindexters

Frank Jameso
Nov 24, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

do u want a society of janky looking poindexters

we'd have gene manipulation to make everyone attractive

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

Frank Jameso posted:

we'd have gene manipulation to make everyone attractive

Hell, we would be able to transplant peoples' consciousness into whatever body they chose

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Men are only life support systems for sperm, women are only life support systems for eggs.

There, I solved your loving moral crisis.

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
i am retarded

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Just pay a woman to suck yo' dick you no chin Albert Nobbs looking motherfucker.

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
Nothing validates the Dunning-Kruger Effect quite like the guys who complain that women don't want to sleep with smart guys.

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof

Boof Bonser posted:

Nothing validates the Dunning-Kruger Effect quite like the guys who complain that women don't want to sleep with smart guys.

what about nice guys

Frank Jameso
Nov 24, 2014

Boof Bonser posted:

Nothing validates the Dunning-Kruger Effect quite like the guys who complain that women don't want to sleep with smart guys.

well i know i'm a dumbass, and i get girls

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Boof Bonser posted:

Dunning-Kruger Effect


shut the gently caress up :twisted:

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

you still wouldnt get any, op

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Boof Bonser posted:

Nothing validates the Dunning-Kruger Effect quite like the guys who complain that women don't want to sleep with smart guys.

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!

Mein Eyes! posted:

what about nice guys

"I have no redeeming qualities apart from minimal politeness, why are women so selfish that they don't want to have sex with me?"

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Im pretty sure these issues only exist if youre the problem fuckup.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Frank Jameso posted:

well i know i'm a dumbass, and i get girls

Do you though, do you? Can the lie you tell yourself every night before you go to sleep hold up to public scrutiny? Can it? Can you?

Frank Jameso
Nov 24, 2014

Mein Eyes! posted:

what about nice guys

nice more like boring

Frank Jameso
Nov 24, 2014

Hobohemian posted:

Do you though, do you? Can the lie you tell yourself every night before you go to sleep hold up to public scrutiny? Can it? Can you?

i've slowed down as of late but there was a time when...

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Frank Jameso posted:

i've slowed down as of late but there was a time when...

what
was
his
name

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Don Tacorleone posted:

it's not up to the man to decide to gently caress, that's the woman's choice
We know they're not picking you!

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
What if smart guys used their intellect to make themselves more attractive to women

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Why do nice guys always get cuckolded? Gosh, I just... I'm not mad I just get upset at this injustice. It seems so unfair. I mean you try your best to be nice to someone. You give them your paycheck and make them dinner then the next thing your know you're tied to a chair and she's having sex with another fellow in front of you! Darn.

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof

Fozzy The Bear posted:

What if smart guys used their intellect to make themselves more attractive to women

im too smart to work out

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Mein Eyes! posted:

im too smart to work out

and shower

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dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
im of average intelligence enough to shower

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