Frank Jameso posted:

some famous guy i won't name because it'll add to his publicity was at the same club we were at and started hitting on a girl that i've been seeing and she was definitely open to it so i left don't know what happened she texted me a few hours later asking if i was mad which is retarded cuz obviously i am

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

*squeaky fruity cancer voice box thru a greasy fatneck* Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz! Z

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

*ragged homo squeal*

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

*ragged homo squeal*

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

*ragged homo squeal*

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

*ragged homo squeal*

Frank Jameso posted:

i feel like a lot of guys here harp on penis size because when women act like vapid cunts it turns their energies inward all insecure and worrying about if it had something to do with them and not the obvious cruelty that comes with most hot women

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

its bad in a fun way, a good thread

gnarlyhotep posted:

I'm drunk and looking to gas a thread, sum it up for me

Top City Homo posted:

a bitter hateful cis gendered male believes that womyn owe him sexual favours and wishes us to prove him wrong

gnarlyhotep posted:

ok that sounds amusing, it may continue

Top City Homo posted:

a bitter hateful cis gendered male believes that womyn owe him sexual favours and wishes us to prove him wrong

Top City Homo posted:

god bless

what are you drinking tonight gnarly?

gnarlyhotep posted:

some apple cinnamon cider somebody left at my place after our bad movie night

gnarlyhotep posted:

I'm drunk and looking to gas a thread, sum it up for me

VendaGoat posted:

is anyone in this thread NOT drunk?

Cherry vodka and Mt dew here. Because

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

a shameful drink

gnarlyhotep posted:

VendaGoat comes out strong, finally

I had no idea you were so gay but more power to you dude

spooky girlfriend posted:

I've read your threads, OP, if women only hosed smart guys it'd just be one more insurmountable hurdle for you

spooky girlfriend posted:

spooky girlfriend posted:

He showed me his 4.0's - first a transcript then his penis.

It's been an Asian male kind of night.

spooky girlfriend posted:

He showed me his 4.0's - first a transcript then his penis.

It's been an Asian male kind of night.

ponfed posted:

I feel like a lot of guys here harp on penis size because you're an idiot who thinks he deserves to have hot women throw themselves at him because he thinks he is smart

Frank Jameso posted:

we'd have flying cars and STD's would be cured by now. but no, they only wanna gently caress if you make them happy, since they are the center of the universe and all

e: yes i am drunk and pissed off at woman right now

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Definition: Hypergamy is a word that most men never heard of, but it is essential that all heterosexual men know not only what it is, but also how it works. The concept posits that that adult women are endlessly looking for the bigger-better-deal when it comes to men. They will abandon their husband, boyfriend, lover, friend, whoever the man is, if it means that they can hook-up with a more powerful, more famous, and/or richer man. Don’t think that just because you the man have done pretty well along these lines, that you are not subject to the instant departure of a woman who has been with you for a long time. Loyalty is nothing in comparison to the force of hypergamy. Words of commitment, diamond rings on their fingers, public promises for “better or worse,” all that means nothing. Their sense of self-interest and their looking to trade-up outweigh every other consideration.

Millions of years of evolutionary processes have brought this about. Women needed protection and resources, in order to be taken care of, and in order to make sure that their children were taken care of. The women who were successful with this strategy were the ones who got to reproduce and create the next generation. And they went on to teach their daughters how to use this same hypergamy strategy. Over time, women leveraged the notion of chivalry and got men to support new laws to facilitate this same strategy (no fault divorce laws for example). Hypergamy has for eons simply been a matter of survival. You the man can have your own reaction to that fact, including perhaps deluding yourself that you have found a “woman who is different.” But watch out, when the bigger-better-deal comes along, she may be out the door in a “New York minute.”

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Denial: So many men delude themselves with the well-worn phrase “not all women are like that” (NAWALT). So for example you may say, “yes, many women are like that, but my woman is devoted and loyal.” But really, come on, what hard evidence is there that she demonstrably acted that way before you came along? And what prevents her from abandoning that value if and when the bigger-better-deal comes along? If you really get this, you will see that it is no mistake that 70% of American divorces are now initiated by women. Many of them are simply trading-up to the bigger-better-deal, or at least they hope to soon do so. And big daddy government with the welfare, child support, alimony, and other subsidies especially for women in many cases is the bigger-better-deal.

Most men (and women) don’t want to admit the operation of hypergamy, but it is absolutely critical that heterosexual men understand how women operate in this regard. It is especially important to get this before these men get married (note — this author is strongly discouraging marriage). Unless you the man have really gotten this point, you will be surprised and shocked, you will feel abandoned and disillusioned, and you will feel betrayed and conned. You need to get that the marriage vows “for better and for worse,” and “for richer and for poorer” — all that is bullshit. These words are words that the man must by law live by, not the woman. They are one-sided obligations; they are totally inconsistent with real-world women’s hypergamy-related behavior.

Baba Ganoush posted:

hyp-sperg-amy

BKPR posted:

Ladies, I can solve medium sudoku puzzles in under 10 minutes and my penis is always turgid. Hit me up on geek2geek.

Frank Jameso posted:

i doubt it's biological but hot women just want the best they can get like anyone else and if they're super hot status becomes a huge deal for them because they can land all kinds of high status guys. the thing is, high status doesn't go hand in hand with intelligence so you get trust fund babies and athletes with no game scoring every night. if you're blaming it on my alleged small penis rather than admitting most dimes are willing to trade up for something better all the time i feel sorry for you

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

dude im not trying to be rude im just going from my experience, i am a loser with a big penis and my wife is hot, and you are angry about women and presumably also a loser, so the differential here is the penile girth and length

sorry duder