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*Has bar mitzvah* *Gets the girl* *Successfully pranks the bully, teaches him a lesson, turns him into butler before getting away with murdering him right before he would die of natural causes anyway* *Graduates community college* *Has dick commensurate with capacity for empathy for fictional characters*
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PollosBromanos posted:*Has bar mitzvah* drat, I thought you meant "fair" as in "Fair Aryan Maiden".
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Jan 31, 2015 12:06
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so you're a broke jew that gets bullied by girls, failing community college, and you have a small dick. kill yourself
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Jan 31, 2015 12:13
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Life IS fair, unless you're deformed or whatever, lol.
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Jan 31, 2015 12:14
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Op gets banned
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Jan 31, 2015 12:15
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Chris Webber's 2002 championship ring sure looks purdy
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Jan 31, 2015 12:16
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GBS is good(like it was)
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Jan 31, 2015 12:17
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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*Is born in India and dies without ever accomplishing anything of significance*
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Jan 31, 2015 14:21
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PollosBromanos posted:
This doesn't sound very fair for the girl. She's stuck with you now
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Jan 31, 2015 14:34
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*has circumcision* oh wait I did 
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Jan 31, 2015 14:50
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can't wait to see the packers in the superbowl tomorrow
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Jan 31, 2015 15:28
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Frank Jameso posted:so you're a broke jew that gets bullied by girls, failing community college, and you have a small dick.
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Jan 31, 2015 15:32
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the rides suck and are dangerous the carnies are gross the food turns you into a fat bitch everyone is high
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Jan 31, 2015 15:35
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All members of the Walton family are dead.
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Jan 31, 2015 15:38
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*America collapsed under reagan and the soviets won the cold war*
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Jan 31, 2015 16:19
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*The police finally track me down and I serve a reasonable amount of jail time for robbing nothing of any real worth from twelve Radioshacks in Ohio from 1997 - 2001*
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Jan 31, 2015 16:45
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i get my dick cut off by a posse of vigilantes. i loving bleed from my gahy d9ick hole all day and then die face down in my own dick.
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Jan 31, 2015 16:55
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Wall Balls posted:can't wait to see the packers in the superbowl tomorrow
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Jan 31, 2015 16:56
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I die a painful death.
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Jan 31, 2015 17:04
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the families of my victims finally locate the bodies, and thus closure
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Jan 31, 2015 17:05
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*the moon crashes into the earth and gets absorbed, the planet is whole once again*
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Jan 31, 2015 17:11
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At the end of every JO sesh a dollar bill comes out of the tip
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Jan 31, 2015 17:13
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There is no oppression for me to be loudly concerned about *explodes*
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Jan 31, 2015 17:57
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*runs over Kevin Costner's hobo catamaran with a luxury yacht during the RL plot of Waterworld*
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Jan 31, 2015 18:03
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*died years ago*
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Jan 31, 2015 18:05
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referring to yourself as deathfat on tumblr actualyl kills you
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Jan 31, 2015 18:10
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even if life was fair you'd still be fat
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Jan 31, 2015 18:42
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*all people with more expensive stuff than me dies*
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Jan 31, 2015 18:44
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mysterious loyall Y posted:and then die face down in my own dick. drat dude you must be flexible
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Jan 31, 2015 19:09
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:drat dude you must be flexible
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Jan 31, 2015 19:12
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Val Kilmer made a deal with devil for eternal youth, Tom Cruise emerges intermittently from anonymity with people commenting "he really let himself go, what the hell happened to him?"
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Jan 31, 2015 19:28
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I am replaced as pivot-man in the circle-jerk that passes for my reality
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Jan 31, 2015 19:46
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Lowtax KOs Uwe Boll and decides to pursue a professional boxing career. SA is shut down.
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Jan 31, 2015 19:55
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*doesn't exist along with every other human because the dinos never got sucker punched by a space rock*
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Jan 31, 2015 19:57
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*all men have a dick size commensurate with what their ego requires* *All women have breasts and butts commensurate with their desires.* *Money is abolished, we all live in a post scarcity environment* We all still complain about the weather.
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Jan 31, 2015 20:22
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*is a single cell amoeba on a planet with no life except single cell amoeba in a solar system, galaxy, universe etc with no life other than single cell amoeba that live in identical environments and have no conscience*
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Jan 31, 2015 20:41
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*I get aids*
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Jan 31, 2015 20:54
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I've been working my rear end off these past few years, but the 5% raises are worth it. I think my boss is putting me on the fast track for a promotion!
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Jan 31, 2015 20:58
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Wall Balls posted:can't wait to see the packers in the superbowl tomorrow
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Jan 31, 2015 23:41
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If life was fair why was there a bully in first place
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