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Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

Brown Paper Bag posted:

I hope swanny actually said that. Hopefully someone is putting together a YouTube video of all the tears/sick burns tonight...

Her complaint was that unions were campaigning. Presumbaly the poo poo thinks that giving workers/anyone who isn't a wealthy landowner the vote was a step backwards

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ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Tony's NOT safe, you think the NSW Libs, with a month or so to go to their poll, are going to risk losing seats? You must be mad. They're not stupid.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

You Am I posted:

I think it was mentioned in the other thread that KAP didn't run the same amount of candidates in this election as they did in 2012, so the KAP votes this time went to Labor

Yeah, from something like 70+ seats contested to 11. I don't think they lost seats though.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Holy poo poo the swing in Anastasia's seat

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
hahah this LNP lady is shilling to the end.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Burn Down Canberra posted:

hahah this LNP lady is shilling to the end.

She's my Federal member

:negative:

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Burn Down Canberra posted:

hahah this LNP lady is shilling to the end.

lol @ her defending Newman's destruction of the Barrier Reef

Unimpressed
Feb 13, 2013

Wayne Swan is so much more likeable these days. Laying it to the LNP bitch like a boss.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Unimpressed posted:

Wayne Swan is so much more likeable these days. Laying it to the LNP bitch like a boss.

I am unimpressed with your gendered slur.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
What an endorsement from one of his coalition members for Tony Abbott. Yeah I hope he does something *shrugs*

Arach
Oct 3, 2003

Dive! Dive! Di... are you diving yet?
Grimey Drawer
Knives are out and being brandished at Abbott on ABC.

Goodpart
Jan 9, 2004

quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

:getin:

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Unimpressed posted:

Wayne Swan is so much more likeable these days. Laying it to the LNP bitch like a boss.

He'd be the perfect candidate for Labor leader now that Gillard has stepped down and left the seat empty.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

Mithranderp posted:

She's my Federal member

:negative:

And she's feeling the cold cold wind coming. She can see the results will carry over to her. Fear. She's afraid.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Burn Down Canberra posted:

What an endorsement from one of his coalition members for Tony Abbott. Yeah I hope he does something *shrugs*
Yeah, both her body language and tone in her voice screamed "You're out, Abbott"

Unimpressed
Feb 13, 2013

Mithranderp posted:

I am unimpressed with your gendered slur.

I'm sorry, dickhead just didn't fit in well.

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!

Comstar posted:

And she's feeling the cold cold wind coming. She can see the results will carry over to her. Fear. She's afraid.

Im amazed she admitted as much as she did. She is scared shitless.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Whitsunday has been upgraded to likely Labor gain on the ABC page.

ASIC v Danny Bro
May 1, 2012

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
CAPTAIN KILL


Just HEAPS of dead Palestinnos for brekkie, mate!
What's all this talk about Abbotts speech on Monday?

Arach
Oct 3, 2003

Dive! Dive! Di... are you diving yet?
Grimey Drawer

ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

What's all this talk about Abbotts speech on Monday?

Knighthood for King Wally.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

What's all this talk about Abbotts speech on Monday?

My optimistic prediction is that he will step down to appear moderate and mature.

Unimpressed
Feb 13, 2013

ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

What's all this talk about Abbotts speech on Monday?

He's rebooting (again) and focusing on "working families".

Rebooting only helps a couple of times, then you dump the computer and get a new one.

Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013

ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

What's all this talk about Abbotts speech on Monday?

A bunch of personal issues have come about and purely through a decision he's made on his own, he can no longer be leader of the Liberal party.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
He is going to probably do something tone deaf and dumb so I don't know eat a poor person to show how focused he is on getting the budget back on track.

Unimpressed
Feb 13, 2013

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Whitsunday has been upgraded to likely Labor gain on the ABC page.

Yeah, but if you click in, you get Prediction: LNP ahead. One of those is wrong. Hopefully the internal one.

Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013

Mithranderp posted:

My optimistic prediction is that he will step down to appear moderate and mature.

The optimist in me is hoping for an early election :getin:

Goodpart
Jan 9, 2004

quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip

Mithranderp posted:

My optimistic prediction is that he will step down to appear moderate and mature.
My even more optimistic prediction is that he will point a revolver at his chin and pull the trigger.

Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED
You did good, Queensland.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Gentleman Baller posted:

The optimist in me is hoping for an early election :getin:

I have an early erection.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Anidav was right, all hail Anidav

Anidav was right, all hail Anidav

Anidav was right, all hail Anidav

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Arach posted:

Knighthood for King Wally.

About loving time.

Sparticle
Oct 7, 2012

Anidav posted:

Anidav was right, all hail Anidav

Anidav was right, all hail Anidav

Anidav was right, all hail Anidav

How much did you bet on ALP winning?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

What's all this talk about Abbotts speech on Monday?
Press Club address.

Regardless of the circumstances it's his first as PM and would have been an opportunity to set up the policy agenda for the year, except now it's taken on even more import.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Sparticle posted:

How much did you bet on ALP winning?

50.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Anidav posted:

Anidav was right, all hail Anidav

Anidav was right, all hail Anidav

Anidav was right, all hail Anidav

No you weren't, you went to the Greens who didn't win a seat, meaning your unemployment curse lives on

Unimpressed
Feb 13, 2013

I wonder how much the NPC speech is being modified right now in light of the results.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Burn Down Canberra posted:

He is going to probably do something tone deaf and dumb so I don't know eat a poor person to show how focused he is on getting the budget back on track.

He'll knight himself as Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Government

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

You Am I posted:

No you weren't, you went to the Greens who didn't win a seat, meaning your unemployment curse lives on

I bet ALP KAP victory, ask IRC

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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I don't normally like listening to politicians speak, but Palaszczuk is killing it on this occasion.

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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Abbott is giving the press note at the Press Club on Monday.

I'm picturing a room full of journos snickering at the ex-PM who doesn't know it yet trying to deliver a speech on his own excellent leadership and bold new directions

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