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hardcore sound gets you hypah

oh god so many thread tages to choose from

Ok yeah I live in Japan. It's pretty awesome, i've been here a while. I do not have a waifu nor a dakimakura but I am not necessarily closed to the idea. I hate the word loli. I love the Tokyo hardcore techno scene. I have the most cliche job a foreigner can have here.

irc told me you guys wanted to ask stuff. If you wanna ask stuff, ask stuff. If you don't then ok.

I live 2 minutes from this, it's pretty awesome and twice as old as my home country, that kinda blew my mind for a while.

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Salmiakki


hows the economy

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ass
I have nothing to ask you, OP. I'm sorry.

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landy.

Lock posted:

I love the Tokyo hardcore techno scene.

Tell me more about this


ass
Ugh god seriously I'm really sorry. I have nothing to say.

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Bull Runner posted:

Tell me more about this


ty crap

ty landy

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I'm trying to brainstorm something to say, but I'm a huge loving failure lmao. Sorry OP.

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Salmiakki posted:

hows the economy

bastards keep devaluing the yen. 2 years ago I was making 40k usd a year. Now I'm closer to 30k.

Bull Runner posted:

Tell me more about this



Look I am more than willing to go on about this for way too long but it is p bad music by most peoples' reckoning, are you sure ur ready.


rear end posted:

I'm trying to brainstorm something to say, but I'm a huge loving failure lmao. Sorry OP.

its ok ur avatar tells me you understand, thats all that matters

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Salmiakki posted:

hows the economy

so bad

Lock

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landy.

Lock posted:


Look I am more than willing to go on about this for way too long but it is p bad music by most peoples' reckoning, are you sure ur ready.


i wouldn't have asked if i wasn't


Chill la Chill

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how do you choose between all those vending machines?! one or two isn't enough - there's always six minimum

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Chill la Chill posted:

how do you choose between all those vending machines?! one or two isn't enough - there's always six minimum

I choose the ones with beer.

I have seen one with porn, but it was out in the middle of nowhere. And apparently those are actually rentals and you ahve to return the porn and if you don7t the yakuza give you poo poo? So I have heard at least.

Bull Runner posted:

i wouldn't have asked if i wasn't

Right then, half-effort post coming up in a sec.

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Scaly Haylie

what are your thoughts on the food as compared to your home country's, like just in general? one thing i've heard is that cheese isn't so common over there.

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What's the sexiest poultry in your opinion, OP.

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hardcore sound gets you hypah

Japanese Hardcore (no, not that kind of hardcore)

EDM is nonexistent in USA. Except for Skrillex, but I mean come on skrillex. He's ok I guess but those dubstep breaks just kinda ruin the flow of perfectly good music 9 times outta 10. Fatboy Slim was a thing for a while, he was pretty awesome.

Anyway what I'm saying is I grew up hearing maybe 3 good hardcore edm songs ever in the USA and I loving loved them and I always wondered where I could find more. Apparently there was more in Europe? Had no idea. But Japan picked up on it recently and there are a few producers and DJs here, most centered around Tokyo, who make the most amazing high-energy noises. If you don7t like hardcore or electronica or w/e then don't click because this probably isn't gonna change your mind, but if you do this stuff is, in my uneducated and unprofessional opinion, loving Amazing and Good Times.

DJ Shimamura and MC Stone: https://soundcloud.com/djshimamura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_4UF7hxbJ0

Shimamura has had stuff played on BBC, and MC Stone is the first and only dude whose speaking over the music I've found to actually work with the music instead of being some dude being annoying and not shutting up when I just wanna hear the music dammit. Helps that he's cool as hell in person and shook my hand the first live show I ever went to here. (namedropping itt)

Ryu*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFAp7Eu2P98
Guy who makes songs for DDR and BeatMania IIDX. I loved his stuff before I even knew who he was. The first CD I bought of this stuff was one with one of his songs on it. Which introduced me to:

DJ Noriken: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgdSnAqyIs4
personification of otaku, cosplayed as a Madoka first show I saw him at. I don't care. He was my favorite, and is probably my second favorite still. His song 'Hooveristic trooper' is what introduced me to this music beyond Ryu*'s stuff from DDR and BeatMania, and I will always be thankful for that.

Betwixt&Between: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YUtZj8X57Y
Dude who died (probably killed himself, sadly) not too long ago. Made some unique poo poo. Hate that he's gone.

Minamotoya (源屋): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WcUpLEFUNc
Probably my current favorite. Makes the most beautiful poo poo.

DJ Genki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QmijdssWi0
He's good.

P*Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UnCzrfYzq0
He's good too.

Yukacco: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMio15Yo9fE
She's as gorgeous as her voice makes her sound. Not a producer, but a singer who works with several of the dudes mentioned above.

Also a lot of these dues have soundcloud pages but I only linked the first one because this is getting long and man I need another beer hold up a sec. But if you want the links I can give them?

NOTE: Yes there are a long of animus in those related youtube vids. It's Japan. It's gonna happen. I am sorry. I tried to limit it.

There are more and if you want more I will tell more but I think maybe that is enough for now otherwise there might be riots.

I have been told by European friends that these noises are like from 10 years ago Europe. Fair enough; I wish I had been around for 10 years ago Europe.

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Al Borland posted:

Hows the racism?

I am neither Chinese nor Korean so pretty nonexistent. (Real answer: Not as bad as I expected. Being from southern USA, there's probably less blatant racism than I'm used to.)


my new dog posted:

can you kill me

they dont teach ninjutsu to filthy gaijin, trust me i asked


Lizard Wizard posted:

what are your thoughts on the food as compared to your home country's, like just in general? one thing i've heard is that cheese isn't so common over there.

It isn't and it makes me sad as hell, I'd kill for some good sharp cheddar (aged for you non-americans). That said, when 90% of the population doesn't know what obesity is, you can't argue with the diet. Also, I have discovered the joy that is Japanese curry. Oh god it is amazing.

also raw horse is so much better than you think it is


K. Flaps posted:

What's the sexiest poultry in your opinion, OP.

chicken and its not even close

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Stormyish

do you, being of a greater stature than the citizens of said country, ever contemplate going godzilla on the place?

tao of lmao

have you met chief arino yet and if not wtf is wrong w you

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Stormyish posted:

do you, being of a greater stature than the citizens of said country, ever contemplate going godzilla on the place?

true story: I have been here long enough that some of my elementary-school aged students have grown into high-school-aged students, and almost all of the males have grown taller than me and it bugs the hell out of me (I'm 5'8", not tall but not a midget either)

also I am not fat, I want to be the one jackass who defeats the fat american stereotype over here


Dont bully me! posted:

have you met chief arino yet and if not wtf is wrong w you

No but I've met some of the assistants from the show and visited the booth at tokyo game show, is that close enough?

Also I've been an extra in a movie, but I don't know if I actually showed up on screen because I never saw the movie. Should fix that some day.

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GoodbyeTurtles

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hmm.. i dont believe you op. japan does not exist

Stormyish

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

hmm.. i dont believe you op. japan does not exist

yeah, I'm pretty sure it only exists in anime

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GoodbyeTurtles posted:

hmm.. i dont believe you op. japan does not exist

gently caress

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OP How do you feel when you try to play internet videogames with your friends and your ping is uniformly terrible

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AirRaid posted:

OP How do you feel when you try to play internet videogames with your friends and your ping is uniformly terrible

it is when i feel the most alone

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whats it like being surrounded by odd sexual fetishists

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Squirrel007 posted:

whats it like being surrounded by odd sexual fetishists

i am sorry but if bukakke is a fetish than i dont wanna be sexuonormative

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what was the gaki no tsukai no laughing batsu this year and was it good?

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Dont bully me! posted:

what was the gaki no tsukai no laughing batsu this year and was it good?

No idea, I was flying back from visiting my family at the time sadly.

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whats it like getting actual okonomiyaki

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Do you think that we should Occupy Japan

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Lock posted:

No but I've met some of the assistants from the show and visited the booth at tokyo game show, is that close enough?

Also I've been an extra in a movie, but I don't know if I actually showed up on screen because I never saw the movie. Should fix that some day.

which assistants

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How large is the Seinfeld fan-scene in Japan?

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Lock posted:

I have seen one with porn, but it was out in the middle of nowhere. And apparently those are actually rentals and you ahve to return the porn and if you don7t the yakuza give you poo poo? So I have heard at least.

i refused to return a japanese vending machine porn video just to fight the yakuza. i won and am now their leader.

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Funnypost Collabo posted:

How large is the Seinfeld fan-scene in Japan?

georgie-san: im not at one with tea.
seinfeld-san: [teardrop] you dislike the tea?
georgie-san: tea, im not one with it.
seinfeld-san: live in japan,, not at one with tea?!
georgie-san: live in japan, not at one with tea. [peace sign] pepsi! -=^-^=-
tall fidget man: [smashes through paper wall] neighbor! let me borrow item! haste!
seinfeld-san: :psyduck: you enter abode with much disgrace!

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