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I'm going on a date soon and despite showering and making sure my balls don't smell like balls and my pits don't smell like pits, despite clean underwear and pants etc., my balls still reek of balls. Why is this and is it a good thing or bad thing?
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Jan 31, 2015 19:33
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because they are balls, op smdh if you cant find a girl who likes a strong musk
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Jan 31, 2015 19:35
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Better just keep scrubbing em op. Yeah lather em up with lots of soap. Soap and scrub those balls. Just keep it up, lathering, soaping, scrubbing. Those are dirty balls and you gotta clean em.
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Jan 31, 2015 19:36
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Are you rubbing them and then smelling your hand or can you smell them from three feet away
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Jan 31, 2015 19:37
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Shave them.
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Jan 31, 2015 19:37
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use an antibacterial soap you gross gently caress
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Jan 31, 2015 19:38
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mookface posted:Are you rubbing them and then smelling your hand or can you smell them from three feet away Maybe it's his hand he's actually smelling and not his balls at all. OP have you been touching balls other than your own?
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Jan 31, 2015 19:41
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Who's balls have you been touching op
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Jan 31, 2015 19:42
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ball rot
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Jan 31, 2015 19:44
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lil bit of gold bond goes a long way
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Jan 31, 2015 19:44
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amputate you're nutsack
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Jan 31, 2015 19:46
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Dip your balls in some very strong antiseptic. Vodka should do in a pinch.
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Jan 31, 2015 19:46
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Panniculus Rift posted:amputate you're nutsack With a sap coated hatchet. So sticky...
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Jan 31, 2015 19:47
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psyopmonkey posted:With a sap coated hatchet. Is this how you hope to do it
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Jan 31, 2015 19:48
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When you jizz in a girl's mouth do you say "Take, eat, this is my body which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me." Because honestly that'd be a mood killer
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Jan 31, 2015 19:52
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spooky girlfriend posted:When you jizz in a girl's mouth do you say "Take, eat, this is my body which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me." I've never been more erect, what the gently caress
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Jan 31, 2015 19:54
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spooky girlfriend posted:When you jizz in a girl's mouth do you say "Take, eat, this is my body which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me." Also scream "my life for yours" and choke her just to the brink of losing consciousness
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Jan 31, 2015 19:54
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I know a lot of goons had some success with gathering their semen and urine and combining the two and simmering them down to a fine pheromone consomme, so if basic hygiene and talcum powder and axe body spray have all failed you I'd give this cumpiss reduction a try because ladies love that musky pervasive fragrance.
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Jan 31, 2015 20:05
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Gatekeeper posted:I know a lot of goons had some success with gathering their semen and urine and combining the two and simmering them down to a fine pheromone consomme, so if basic hygiene and talcum powder and axe body spray have all failed you I'd give this cumpiss reduction a try because ladies love that musky pervasive fragrance. L'air de homme
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Jan 31, 2015 20:07
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I just keep a cumvase near my front door so when she enters the smell of my prowess fills her nostrils and gets in her hair and is really hard to wash out of her clothes
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Jan 31, 2015 20:08
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 it's the only answer, op
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Jan 31, 2015 20:11
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wax coat them like those little cheese roundels
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Jan 31, 2015 20:42
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Cover up your nad funk with the refreshing zing of Icy-Hot
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Jan 31, 2015 20:45
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I think Nair is called for in this situation.
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Jan 31, 2015 21:59
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this will be the only time we will ever correspond, op, because I find your username offensive. but... your balls reek because they are covered in poo poo from your lovers rear end in a top hat. hth
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Jan 31, 2015 22:03
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Maybe you should stop rubbing all those balls on your balls.
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Jan 31, 2015 22:07
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sometimes balls that smell like balls are ok,.
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Jan 31, 2015 22:24
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You can't make up for months of stink buildup in 1 shower OP, sorry. You think a homeless person takes 1 shower and comes out smelling great? Of course not. The stink is fused in to their skin; and in this case, in to your balls.
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Jan 31, 2015 22:24
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Jesus Christ posted:I'm going on a date soon and despite showering and making sure my balls don't smell like balls and my pits don't smell like pits, despite clean underwear and pants etc., my balls still reek of balls. gross , you have an infection
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Jan 31, 2015 22:27
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After I plow my wife I take a penis shower where I wash my junk under tub faucet and I use the Bath & bodyworks "Black Cherry Merlot" hand soap she has in there to do it. My balls smell like cherries.
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Jan 31, 2015 22:32
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Scrub them with steel wool.
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Jan 31, 2015 22:51
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You can't wash the balls off your balls, it's balls
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Jan 31, 2015 22:54
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coat your balls in cinnamon for a fresh and pleasing scent
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Jan 31, 2015 22:59
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OP must die.
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Jan 31, 2015 23:00
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lol if your balls ever stink you fat pieces of poo poo
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Jan 31, 2015 23:13
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lick your balls clean, op
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Jan 31, 2015 23:16
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By the time your date figures it out it's already too late, she'll be chained up in the school bus you buried in the back yard. I guess I would invest in some Gold Bond if I were you. Powder those sugar cookies up brah. If you sweat too much, just wipe the batter off and continue your alpha business.
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Jan 31, 2015 23:25
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Use shampoo instead of "soap". Sodium lauryl sulfate is much stronger than normal soap, and it will take care of the problem. Also, the LESS hair you have there, the MORE stinky you are likely to be! (Hair = less stinky)
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Jan 31, 2015 23:33
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Captain Pike posted:
However, sharks will no longer find you attractive. Can't win em all, op
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Feb 1, 2015 00:00
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fill a bucket with alcohol and dunk ur dam balls up in there
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