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Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

JebanyPedal posted:

Bruce Springsteen version of Viva Las Vegas.

This, but Dead Kennedys

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
the buffets were really hyped up when i went to vegas. turns out they're just your avg buffet except more expensive.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If you won't leave the strip for food because you're dumb then The Grand Luxe Cafe inside the Venetian is great value for your money for the strip. It's in the casino, not in that mess of shops. They're open until like 6 and serve fancy burgers and a few entrees and things like that.

thathonkey posted:

the buffets were really hyped up when i went to vegas. turns out they're just your avg buffet except more expensive.

I had a 40 dollar buffet and they had king crab legs and dim sum and nine different sausages and baba ganouj and a beef steamship and a whole lotta other stuff. Can't really bitch about that. That was in Aria.

raton fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Jan 31, 2015

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you stupid loving human being OP

Pice of Shit
Jun 11, 2003
I got mail....yay.
OP you're cool so here's a tip: go check out the white castle that just opened.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
heres a good restaurant to go to op- ur moms rear end

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

heres a good restaurant to go to op- ur moms rear end

dangit i can never get reservation there...its always full

Fini
May 3, 2002

Spaztastic!
Just take your wife to Port of Subs OP, there's one on every block in LV.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Sheep-Goats posted:

If you won't leave the strip for food because you're dumb then The Grand Luxe Cafe inside the Venetian is great value for your money for the strip. It's in the casino, not in that mess of shops. They're open until like 6 and serve fancy burgers and a few entrees and things like that.

Pretty much every major Casino has a house restaurant that is open almost 24/7 and serves really bog standard generic family dining food at pretty ok prices. The only places that's really hard up for food IIRC is Excalibur who only have a burger bar and what might be the shittiest buffet on the entire strip but if you're staying in Excalibur you've got bigger problems than the lovely food, plus you can just cross over to one of the better MGM casinos with better places to eat. I go to a lot of work conferences in Vegas every year and it's really easy to do Vegas on the cheap even if you can't leave the strip.

There also used to be a pretty good Indian place across the highway on the other side of all the strip clubs but it's not really easy to get to if you're not driving. Basically every actual place that's good and not just OK is in the part of the city away from the tourists where normal people live.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Harald posted:

dangit i can never get reservation there...its always full

nice

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
poo poo I leave to eat and come back to all this hate. You gotta feel the love. I'm staying at Circus Circus and took a walk to the Wynn. Talk about extravagant. I wonder if they sell 50 buck spaghetti too. The amount of rich stuck up white people and Arabs was amazing. I'm glad I can't relate to this type of stuck up people.

Edit: I ate at the McDonald's in front of Mandalay bay.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Watch out for the cazadores on your way out and stock up on antivenoms when you get the chance OP!!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
stayed in the Wynn last time we went to Vegas, it's nice. Much better than the Luxor or mirage or w/e

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

op, I think dad gay. so what hates you more than you hate xie.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Just drive to Henderson. They have everything a proper town has. Or just go eat at little ceasars, I think there is one on water street.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Someone explain to me that out of all the stores to have on the strip, there is a giant Marshalls.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
vegas is literally hell on earth.

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006

thathonkey posted:

vegas is literally hell on earth.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Someone explain to me that out of all the stores to have on the strip, there is a giant Marshalls.

Asian tourists love Marshalls, Ross, and TJ Maxx.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Las Vegas is a towering monument to the failure of American math education.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Cantorsdust posted:

if you wanted cheap you shouldn't have traveled to a hole in the desert run on imported water with the sole purpose of separating you from your money

seriously

vegas is doable on the cheap, especially this time of year, but it takes a smidge more planning than "order seafood, hope it's cheap"

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Las Vegas is a towering monument to the failure of American math education.

the fun comes from the times you end up ahead in the short run (which happens all the time since the house edge is tiny and random chance allows for long runs of "good" and "bad" outcomes) and then consequently have more money to spend on fun stuff

sorry you're too dumb to understand how gambling works

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Go to Lawry's Prime Rib. It's really good and the waitstaff wears stupid outfits.

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
I could recommend a good rub n tug if you're interested.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
so funny when people get to Vegas and go "i don't know wht to do" lol

As far as eating around the strip. Earl of Sandwich is a must. A seafood buffet is going to be really great. Also look for Prime Rib on weekends.

Also, whoever is hanging around the marshalls end of the strip, wtf are you doing down there? Go back to civilization. ACtually if you're down by Marshalls, you can just head up spring Mountain road and you'll see all the Pho places. I never found a bad one there..they're all roughly the same and delicious. Pho Tai is the beef noodle soup without the tendons and organs. A big mound of fresh vegetables and pickles comes with it. Grab some spring rolls and you're going to be happy happy.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







if you're spending 50 bucks on spagehetti you realy need to leave vegas right the gently caress now before you trade in your mortgage for a spin at a kia

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Las Vegas is a towering monument to the failure of American math education.

loving lol if you think there's any place on the planet where humans live that casinos wouldn't be insanely profitable

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Another fun thing to do in Vegas is leave

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
IF REQUESTED to determine from what single artifice the greatest advantage is derived we would unhesitatingly decide in favor of bottom dealing. But skill in that respect would be useless without knowledge of the bottom cards, and to retain them necessitates the ability to "blind" shuffle. Again, the bottom cards may be lost by the cut, hence the necessity of "blind" cutting. Proficiency in palming often takes the place of an ally to "blind" cut, but palming in itself is much more difficult to acquire than "blind" cutting, and is practiced only when the player is alone, and after other ruses, which are less risky, have proven unsuccessful. Hence it will be seen that proficiency in one artifice does not finish the education of the professional card player, and almost every ruse in the game is more or less dependent upon another one.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
6:35am and just got to the hotel room with the wife. All I can say is :wow: :drat: When it comes to the quality of snatch here. Omg I love the mini mini mini dresses that all the women (but my wife) wears here. gently caress I am jizzing in my pants with the mental pictures of these women I have in my mind. I bet Halloween is an amazing time to be here with how these sluts dress. Wow

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Buy a mini dress for your wife?

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Buy a mini dress for your wife?

I'm afraid his wife isn't the mini type, if you know what I mean

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Get one for each leg then.

Bivens
Jun 23, 2003

die mensch·maschine
go to https://www.smartervegas.com OP there's a bunch of deals for rooms and shows and eating and poo poo

basically the days of the $4.95 steak and shrimp dinner are gone, now that Vegas has cleaned up its image and doesn't have to beg families to spend the weekend there to prove it to anyone

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
op and his wife went to get divorced though it sounds like. most people go to vegas to get married i think thoguh.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
just go to kroger and get their premade stuff, op

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i've gone to vegas once. i got my rear end kicked by a drunk man handing out escort cards when i refused to take one.
other than that, it was a pleasant experience.
also, make sure to tip, otherwise you aint never gettin served.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
When i was there last the streets at night would be packed with people just handing out those escort cards like a swarm of mosquitos they were just everywhere

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i called one but i couldnt get laid

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

thathonkey posted:

When i was there last the streets at night would be packed with people just handing out those escort cards like a swarm of mosquitos they were just everywhere

Last time I went there were more people trying to sell time-shares on the street

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