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a tortured existance, traveling from town to town to town, forever in search of that elusive intangible deliciousness that only exists in a fever dream of maximum off the charts flavor
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 02:00 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:57 |
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I'd like to think that years ago guy fieri ate a chili dog so good it blasted his sunglasses 180 degrees
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 02:04 |
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he's found unresponsive laying against a dumpster in a ocean beach back alley behind Hodads, needle filled with wasabi blasted kimchee nacho cheese mayo sauce sticking out from between his flipflopped toes.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 02:11 |
I actually have a bottle of guy fieri bbq sauce and its.. not terrible. i hate myself sometimes
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 02:19 |
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i went to guy fieri's restaurant w/ some friends in manhatten ironically and the shameful part is we all had a good time and the food was pretty good bangin
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 02:32 |
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one day in Flavortown is equal to a thousand years on this gay earth
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 02:39 |
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Owns mumtiple ferraris Has goku hair
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 02:41 |
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TEAYCHES posted:i went to guy fieri's restaurant w/ some friends in manhatten ironically and the shameful part is we all had a good time and the food was pretty good im v disappointed in u ths
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 02:57 |
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TEAYCHES posted:i went to guy fieri's restaurant w/ some friends in manhatten ironically and the shameful part is we all had a good time and the food was pretty good I've never been there but I remember when that place opened the critic reviews were so bad that I felt legit bad for him, even though I hate him.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 02:58 |
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Free Cheese posted:I'd like to think that years ago guy fieri ate a chili dog so good it blasted his sunglasses 180 degrees He wears shirts with flames on them in honor and remembrance of that spicy dog.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:00 |
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Gimme that chilli jalapeno burger right now! *is 50* *Has frosted tips*
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:01 |
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I hope he never stops looking like he stepped out of 1998. I need some permanence in my life.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:02 |
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looking up and seeing that watching you while you eat would be the perfect diet, you'd put down the fork and never pick it back up
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:03 |
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Every morning he puts on his flamed bowling shirt, gels those frosted tips, puts on his 90s chain necklace, and thinks "God drat Guy Fieri is looking good."
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:05 |
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Guy doesn't use gel he deep fries that poo poo
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:13 |
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I remember when he got in a fight with his "hairdresser," and then explained it as two dudes being dudes.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:23 |
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A modern day Sisyphus rolling rocks on the tongues of the unclean.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:45 |
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mucocele posted:I remember when he got in a fight with his "hairdresser," and then explained it as two dudes being dudes. please tell ne this is all on video
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:53 |
More like a gay fieri dream am I rite
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 04:03 |
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i want to hate him but i'd have a beer with him. so i guess what i'm saying is i'd vote him in as president in 2016
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 04:05 |
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A troll doll travels across the countryside eating garbage
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 04:06 |
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amityville anus posted:A troll doll travels across the countryside eating garbage Instead of a jewel in his belly button it's an old fry
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 04:13 |
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fieri is the eternal burger ronin, forever damned to seek for the most donkey blasted flavorfucks amongst a dying world
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 04:14 |
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Free Cheese posted:Instead of a jewel in his belly button it's an old fry An onion ring hangs from every piercing, including the Albert downstairs.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 04:27 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:fieri is the eternal burger ronin, forever damned to seek for the most donkey blasted flavorfucks amongst a dying world i just want you to know that this is one of the most beautiful posts ive ever read
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 04:47 |
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I once entered Guy Fieri's restaurant in NYC and the next day I got a terrible stomach virus and while there is no proof it made me sick, i still blame Guy Fieri to this day.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 04:56 |
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katlington posted:please tell ne this is all on video Of course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZdr6E5tmik NSFW for language.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 05:02 |
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 05:34 |
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amityville anus posted:A troll doll travels across the countryside eating garbage lmao
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 05:36 |
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im dyin here
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 05:36 |
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My uncle hung out with him irl and I'm not really ok with that.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 05:42 |
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EnabledAssman posted:My uncle hung out with him irl and I'm not really ok with that. insanely hosed-up that he didn't introduce you
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 05:43 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:fieri is the eternal burger ronin, forever damned to seek for the most donkey blasted flavorfucks amongst a dying world Shoestring(potato) Samurai
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 15:37 |
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SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 16:26 |
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Gazing at his own reflection in the pool of mixed gravy, guy shouted "roll me"
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 16:32 |
Useless Shotgun posted:I once entered Guy Fieri's restaurant in NYC and the next day I got a terrible stomach virus and while there is no proof it made me sick, i still blame Guy Fieri to this day. What did you order?
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 16:48 |
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forget it guy, it's flavortown
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 16:58 |
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haha in that video you can hear fieri say "dude?!" in the saddest, pained bro voice.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:01 |
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He opened a Tex Wasabi in Sacramento, basically a "fusion" restaurant that put meat in and deep fried all the rolls. Basically made sushi for people that are scared of sushi. But it folded because this is California and not Iowa. You'd think a guy from Sacramento would know that since there are sushi joints in every strip mall in the area
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:25 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:57 |
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COME IN UP NEXT ON THE TRIPPLEDEE, WE PAY A VISIT TO A SANDBLASTED GOETHIAN HELLSCAPE THAT PUTS A CRAAAAAAAAZY TWIST ON EXISTENTIAL REGRET WITH A SIDE OF GARLIC CURLY FRIES YOU GOTTA SEE TO BELIEVE
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 18:03 |