I've been trying to learn German with Rosetta Stone and it's bullshit. I tried to read some news articles in German but to me it looked like it was all some nonsense like "preparations for the dawn of the fourth reich are almost complete" but when I looked at the English version it was just some boring celebrity poo poo. Don't get Rosetta stone, it's a loving waste of money.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:00 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:25 |
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Herr Morkyz, I have PMed you some important info.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:00 |
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You should start with the English version.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:01 |
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Quit being ungrateful. It was a gift and you chose to open it instead of letting the person know you didn't want it or first researching that it's a scam.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:31 |
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Good to know, I was planning to learn every language using Rosetta Stone at some point but now I know not to bother. Thnx!
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:34 |
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yeah I can't read German either but I'm always seeing German writing. If it doesn't work I'll try suicide or something else
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:36 |
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Ich bin ein non germanspeaker
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:38 |
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if you can't learn a language related to the one you speak you are likely stupider and gayer than a truck stop piss hog
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:49 |
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If they ain't american i dont wanna know em
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 03:57 |
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http://www.michelthomas.com/ Get his German lessons. He also does French and Spanish.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:22 |
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loving german everywhere I just want to order a pizza!!!
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:25 |
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rosetta stone cannot fail; it can only be failed. youre too dumb to use it
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:26 |
has anyone ever successfully learned any language using any kind of software/tape learning thing? I'm pretty sure they are all scams
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:46 |
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rosetta stone works best unopened lying in your desk drawer you absorb the language through radio waves in the atmosphere hth
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 22:51 |
my nickname in college was the "rosetta stoner" because when i get high i think i can speak russian
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:00 |
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What a maroon
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:02 |
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Dr Cox MD posted:http://www.michelthomas.com/ 2nd this. I speak Spanish at home. When I got the French Program I was astounded at how fast I was picking it up & putting up more & more complex sentences together. The familiarity between the Romance languages just really jumped out at me. Michel Thomas is linguistic Viagra.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:02 |
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I think it would be cool to get the One for Swahili, and people would see it and be like "You speak Swahili?" and I'd be like "Just cuz I'm South African doesn't mean I speak Swahili you racist." then I kick them out of my house. This is an easy foolproof way to never have to hang out with anybody and this way they'll feel guilty and you don't have to feel bad about being a flake.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:05 |
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wtf just use duolingo it's free and better and does literally exactly the same thing rosetta stone does only it's free and there is an owl a loving owl you shithead an owl
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:41 |
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dicks
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 00:02 |
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watch hitler videos and learn it from there
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 00:25 |
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dad gay. so what posted:loving german everywhere I just want to order a pizza!!! You should get out of germany
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 00:28 |
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if you learn an useful language like japanese then you can translate all the anime you could ever want
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 00:29 |
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what program should you use to learn Japanese so you could understand all of the animes?
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 00:32 |
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I just want to be able to finally translate all the filthy hentai.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 00:33 |
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ich nichten lichten
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 04:31 |
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Language learning is notoriously hard, and takes a lot of persistence. Good luck. Your best bet is actual immersion, but this may be hard to arrange depending on the language and your location. Local groups, if committed enough, are probably the next best choice. There are also a lot of threads for individual languages in the SAL subforum (under A/T).
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 04:40 |
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:2nd this. I speak Spanish at home. When I got the French Program I was astounded at how fast I was picking it up & putting up more & more complex sentences together. The familiarity between the Romance languages just really jumped out at me. Michel Thomas is linguistic Viagra. Isn't French just Spanish with your hand in your mouth?
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 04:42 |
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I learned German by repeatedly watching all of Hitler's speeches for free. EDIT: But apparently I didn't learn how to read.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 04:42 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:wtf just use duolingo it's free and better and does literally exactly the same thing rosetta stone does only it's free and there is an owl a loving owl you shithead an owl that website offers to teach you how to speak Irish. Irish isn't a language.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 04:46 |
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rosella stone
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 04:48 |
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boom boom boom posted:that website offers to teach you how to speak Irish. Well, there's Irish English and Irish (or "Gaeilge"), which is trying to avoid death through a Hebrew-like language revival (and not doing nearly as well). Scottish can refer to Lowland Scots, Highland Scots, or Scottish English, which is even more confusing.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 04:51 |
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Cardinal Ximenez posted:Well, there's Irish English and Irish (or "Gaeilge"), which is trying to avoid death through a Hebrew-like language revival (and not doing nearly as well). What the Gaelic speakers need is a band to become ultra popular, Tyr did it for the Faroese, probably got it more exposure than it deserved.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 05:07 |
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How do I learn language without talking to anyone, tia
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 05:11 |
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all life and sales and everything involving money is a scam and especialy food an dfamily and loves ones and death
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 05:12 |
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SHARTING BEAR posted:You should start with the English version.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 05:32 |
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just teach me how to hire prostitutes in every country thats the only reason i got it
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 06:11 |
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 06:40 |
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Broenheim posted:just teach me how to hire prostitutes in every country thats the only reason i got it from high school german i think it's "eine scheide, bitte"
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 06:45 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:25 |
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Lmao you actually paid money for rosetta stone. Hahahahjahab
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