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America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.
Yeah, but I wonder how the mediocrity principle applies to our mind-boggingly unlikely existence.

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Cantorsdust posted:

They do.

4/10 attend multiple churches. 3/10 attend multiple religions. ~20% of Christians believe in any mystical poo poo you can name, including an astounding 22% that believe in reincarnation. Probably the one loving religious belief incompatible with Christianity, and 22% of them believe in it. And don't get me started on Mormons.

you are describing a bottom-up assimilation process
the Romans made it an explicitly top-down one
don't hold your breath waiting for that to become an attitude any political or religious leader in contemporary America adopts

FBIASSMAN69 posted:

i was taught in high school that lead poisoning from plumbing was a major contributing factor to teh fall of the roman empire. thank god we've never used that in our paints or say burned it in our fuel.

apparently this wasn't actually as big a problem as people thought because the pipes would develop a layer of oxidation pretty quickly after they were put into use

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im not looking forward to the fall

our dollar is already at .79 of USD over two months

haha, ha?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yes OP your title is correct.

How old are you?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Poverty is good because it serves as example to keep the working class just that: working. Poverty is the media fabricated ghoul that lurks in every American dream. Have you ever actually SEEN poverty? Not everybody travels with a suitcase on the bus, some prefer grocery bags to hold their poo poo. LOOKING poor is a full time job for opportunists on the sidewalk expecting handouts for looking like the poors on the television.

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
Rome was accepting of "the gays" though

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Which way to the vomitorium?








Found it right here heh

Gentwise
Sep 12, 2003
Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.

Supreme Allah posted:

Togas look more comfortable than pants but I wonder if they were really complicated to put on. Pants are non-comfortable but easy to put on. Togas = opposite, possibly.

I posit that you are wearing the wrong pants.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i cant post right unless ive got my toga on

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

im not looking forward to the fall

our dollar is already at .79 of USD over two months

haha, ha?
for reals?
https://www.google.com/search?q=1%20USD%20to%20EUR lookin good vs the euro in recent months
https://www.google.com/search?q=1%20USD%20to%20JPY good vs the yen
https://www.google.com/search?q=1%20USD%20to%20CNY on the rebound against the chinese
https://www.google.com/search?q=1%20USD%20to%20BTC gettin crushed by the strength and high demand of bitcoin ...as usual :smug:

the new empire will be started from atop the acryptocoinolis

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
The modern version of chariot races. The puella explains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcJ44B0jWM0

Power Khan fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Feb 1, 2015

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gary oldmans diary posted:

for reals?
https://www.google.com/search?q=1%20USD%20to%20EUR lookin good vs the euro in recent months
https://www.google.com/search?q=1%20USD%20to%20JPY good vs the yen
https://www.google.com/search?q=1%20USD%20to%20CNY on the rebound against the chinese
https://www.google.com/search?q=1%20USD%20to%20BTC gettin crushed by the strength and high demand of bitcoin ...as usual :smug:

the new empire will be started from atop the acryptocoinolis
Canada is getting boned right now

British Columbia, an anachronism in name itself, should get annexed by someone

gently caress Ottawa

demonicon
Mar 29, 2011
It is really getting stupid that- even if you have to say something interesting - if you say it in gbs it has to be some bullshit low effort 'ironic' post. Add some spelling mistakes and you have a thread.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Anorexic Robot posted:

Rome was accepting of "the gays" though

Actually you were only gay if you took it in the rear end and liked it and if you did that you were considered a freak. Just like the Middle East.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

demonicon posted:

It is really getting stupid that- even if you have to say something interesting - if you say it in gbs it has to be some bullshit low effort 'ironic' post. Add some spelling mistakes and you have a thread.

this, except unironically

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i just want more food and right now

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
As an armchair liker of Roman History, I have to say that while there are tons of parallels, there are just as many differences, and trying to bullshit about history being a cycle and all that happens has happened in Rome or whatever is kind of silly. There'll continue to be more parallels, as well as more differences

For instance, we don't really have a weirdo gladiator that uses a net and a spear, that we boo at.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Carol Pizzamom posted:

For instance, we don't really have a weirdo gladiator that uses a net and a spear, that we boo at.

otoh, WWE

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Carol Pizzamom posted:

As an armchair liker of Roman History, I have to say that while there are tons of parallels, there are just as many differences, and trying to bullshit about history being a cycle and all that happens has happened in Rome or whatever is kind of silly. There'll continue to be more parallels, as well as more differences

For instance, we don't really have a weirdo gladiator that uses a net and a spear, that we boo at.

we have the shockmaster

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
wrong use of 'literally' OP

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
We are a savage nation.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
how can it literally be or are you using it in the retarded opposite way that kids do now. so you're a dumb oval office in your 20s so gently caress you anyways. we need more slave hangings and public executions and pooping in the streets

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


FBIASSMAN69 posted:

i was taught in high school that lead poisoning from plumbing was a major contributing factor to teh fall of the roman empire. thank god we've never used that in our paints or say burned it in our fuel.

god bless america



One theory for America's declining violent crime rate over the past few decades is that we stopped using leaded gasoline.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

JaucheCharly posted:

The modern version of chariot races. The puella explains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcJ44B0jWM0

pro click

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i like

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
the west is declining rome. we've grown soft and weak

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lets have intracrural sex

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?
If Roman Empire adopted Islam as the state religion (instead of going with Christianity), it could still be around.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Roman empire was just a bunch of swarthy italian clowns beating down a bunch of filthy barbarians big deal

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

gently cup my balls

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
So when do we get to see Messalina's gently caress-contest in the White House?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Ephemeron posted:

If Roman Empire adopted Islam as the state religion (instead of going with Christianity), it could still be around.

How could that have even happened? The western part of the empire collapsed almost 200 years before Islam was founded.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Infidel Castro posted:

How could that have even happened? The western part of the empire collapsed almost 200 years before Islam was founded.

That and there's plenty of bible verse that specifically attempts to insulate the faith from usurping prophets so there was no goddamn chance rome, east or west, would have ever willingly converted to islam.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Amerikkka is a 200 per cent original comcept dum dum. We made democrazy and cars, so stfu!

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

Infidel Castro posted:

How could that have even happened? The western part of the empire collapsed almost 200 years before Islam was founded.
A wizard swapped Jesus and Muhammed in the timeline.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~
"who built the statue of liberty"

"thomas jefferson"

"close enough"

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

did OP call the one percent horses

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

It's a bad comparison since the Roman empire actually good at nation building.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

setafd posted:

did OP call the one percent horses

no, horsefuckers

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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gnarlyhotep posted:

it'll all go down the drain eventually, it always does

but the ancient Chinese dynasties are truly impressive, they were stable for centuries

chinese history is basically a constant cycle of dynastic collapse actually

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