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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I've never felt so old and at the same time, so loving happy to be the age I am, in my entire worthless, life.

Jesus, I wouldn't go back to 18-20 years old if you paid me. At the same time :corsair: pump my gas sonny.

The Old thread.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
everybody gets old, it's how you deal with it that matters

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
unlike you i keep going back to 18-20 year olds to pump my gas

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

everybody gets old, it's how you deal with it that matters

BrianPhillips
May 10, 2006
Best way to deal with aging is dying imo.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I think I'm going to start dating more willing twenty year old women.

That should deal with this nicely.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



i pump 18-20 year old rear end

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




I look at kids these days and gotta shake my head because they're so loving dumb. Kinda glad to be old tbh.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
im 19 years old and sometimes i look at these pussy 18 year olds like uoeno XDD

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Iron Prince posted:

im 19 years old and sometimes i look at these pussy 18 year olds like uoeno XDD

*pumps your 19 year old rear end*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Rage posted:

*pumps your 19 year old rear end*

*Same, but wears a condom, because who the gently caress knows where you have been.*

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



VendaGoat posted:

*Same, but wears a condom, because who the gently caress knows where you have been.*

*you do know, it was me, I was just in there*

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
jokes on you, fucko, i'm a 33 year old woman IRL

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
^^^^^^^^Do you go to Sheetz at 2:20 am on a Sunday morning?

The Rage posted:

*you do know, it was me, I was just in there*

*Wears Three condoms*

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I thought I was old when I was 21. Man I was dumb (er) back then.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Kuato posted:

I thought I was old when I was 21. Man I was dumb (er) back then.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



As long as I don't grow a beard I look much younger than I actually am. Don't have too much gray in my hair, but my beard comes in silver as hell.

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