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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Am I super into titties or do I have some genetic predisposition to mate with the pretty titty ladies? I'm not complaining, but I can't figure out where it comes from.

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
ive never dated a girl w big tits but ive had intercourse with a lot of them.


idk what that means, if anything

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
everbody loves big milkie udders op

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Fetus Tree posted:

ive never touched a girl

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Volume, how's your day been?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i have had a lot of sex

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Congrats on being a chubby chaser, OP

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

they were men, OP

they were men

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
Nice!!! :pervert: :sonia: :pervert:

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!
Pics or it didn't happen.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
That sounds pretty cool

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Fetus Tree posted:

ive never dated a girl w big tits but ive had intercourse with a lot of them.


idk what that means, if anything

Because they are great when they are young but long term the sag and are a lost cause

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
translation: every girl you have dated has been fat

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

translation: every girl you have dated has been fat

What's the deal with the fat chicks who have no tits? Do their breasts just get absorbed into the fatness?

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer
Jealous goons itt.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i guess all your gfs were fat op

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I dunno if i would date a girl w/ small boobs and that makes me feel kind of bad but whatever boobs are too fun to miss out on

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Volume posted:

Am I super into titties or do I have some genetic predisposition to mate with the pretty titty ladies? I'm not complaining, but I can't figure out where it comes from.

Actually, yes. Big breasts show great fertility, your sub-concious makes them more attractive for you.

e: But you should try for the flat-chest girls as well. They can be quite nifty.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

imagine forgetting your new gf had no titty game and going to squeeze her boobs from behind only to bruise her collarbone while hesitantly patting her concave chest

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Pendent posted:

Jealous goons itt.

yeh its 2015 and with the internet p much anybody can get laid

these threads tend to draw out the exception to that and lol

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
every girl I've ever dated is A FILTHY loving WHORE.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

a bone to pick posted:

every girl I've ever dated is A FILTHY loving WHORE.

yeah they hosed you

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

a bone to pick posted:

every girl I've ever dated is A FILTHY loving WHORE.

If it makes you feel any better, prostitutes only call them "dates" because it sounds less illegal so technically you haven't dated anyone.

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Volume posted:

Am I super into titties or do I have some genetic predisposition to mate with the pretty titty ladies? I'm not complaining, but I can't figure out where it comes from.

It's because you're broken. You're an affront to nature and you should probably seek therapy immediately or kill yourself.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
Oh yay a sex havers thread... I am a sex haver as well goon sir.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
Asses are better.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

mysterious loyall Y posted:

I dunno if i would date a girl w/ small boobs and that makes me feel kind of bad but whatever boobs are too fun to miss out on

i started dating my wife when we were in high school and then she hella rack'd up and i was like "nice" and put a ring on it

so be careful about this rule, it could lead to missing out

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'd rather date a fat girl with proportionally fat tits than a skinny woman.

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

i started dating my wife when we were in high school and then she hella rack'd up and i was like "nice" and put a ring on it

so be careful about this rule, it could lead to missing out

I know we have few young goons these days but this is a hot tip. Keep an eye out for girls who are "future hot" and lock them down while their self-esteem is low enough that they are still attainable for you.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Hot Jam posted:

I know we have few young goons these days but this is a hot tip. Keep an eye out for girls who are "future hot" and lock them down while their self-esteem is low enough that they are still attainable for you.

so loving true man, get em used to mediocrity early and it just becomes normal and safe for the rest of their life

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
yeah she had u and ur twin brother ahahahahahahahahahahahagagahahaha

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
i've had sex

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
gay sex

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Volume posted:

Am I super into titties or do I have some genetic predisposition to mate with the pretty titty ladies? I'm not complaining, but I can't figure out where it comes from.

what was his name?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

BKPR posted:

i'd rather date a fat girl with proportionally fat tits than a skinny woman.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

skinny girls got their perks, deep pussies

sometimes a handful is all you need

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Blue Train posted:

skinny girls got their perks, deep pussies

sometimes a handful is all you need

lol round here "the deep pussy" is just the euphamism for the butthole

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I didn't post this thread? :confused:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Big boobs are awesome. Just love em. Chubbiness is a very small price to pay for big fat tits in your face.

I can't even imagine dating a girl with a flat chest. Like what the hell bitch you aren't even a real woman, get outta here!

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MeaningOfLife
Nov 30, 2001

:staredog: <(I can tell you that it is NOT '42'.)
you gay OP

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