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naem
May 29, 2011

Key perry is the girl who had sex with all the football players and then sang a song entitled "I had sex with all the football players yaaaay!" And just generally has a really great attitude about it and want more sex now

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gaunab posted:

she's a brick...hauwse

I'm not sure anyone but Warwick Davis could live in a house with those dimensions

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i hope she bounces around a lot

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

i hope she bounces around a lot

:confused: I...I don't think it's possible for her not to Jiggle and Bounce.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

etalian posted:

36-25-35

Heh, only if she's 5'3".

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wanna tickle that Elmo

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i looked her boob

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
gonna slip into something comfortable and read a katy perry gigantess face sitting fan fic with the volume down during the halftime show

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

JiveHonky posted:

i looked her boob

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

she's so ridiculously fine jesus christ

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'm waiting on the dick slip where she's a dude this whole time

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

VendaGoat posted:

Wanna tickle that Elmo

Skull gently caress that Elmo actually.


Why did she stop wearing tiny latex dresses?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

amityville anus posted:

I'm waiting on the dick slip where she's a dude this whole time

Same but with Condoleezza Rice

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Zombie Boat posted:

Skull gently caress that Elmo actually.


Why did she stop wearing tiny latex dresses?

gotta leave something to the imagination right?

lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the surprise guest will be taylor swift and the entire beef between them will be revealed to be just a long con and they will kiss at the end of the performance and it will cause the entire internet to melt down

calling it right now

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Blue Train posted:

gotta leave something to the imagination right?

lol

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I'm imagining I'm not squirting everywhere.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


:holymoley:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
"I don't think I'm so much of an expert on the game of football, but I can assure everyone in here, nothing in my performance will be deflated," she said at a press conference on Thursday, deflecting any controversy with ease.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2015/01/29/katy-perry-halftime-super-bowl-preview/22543835/


I won't be deflated, if you know what I mean. :heysexy:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

lucky chimp

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
That chimp is actually like " holy poo poo look"

naem
May 29, 2011


I am so ferociously heterosexual

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Chinatown posted:

the surprise guest will be lizzy caplan and they will kiss at the end of the performance and I'll just my pants instantaneously

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

VendaGoat posted:

"I don't think I'm so much of an expert on the game of football, but I can assure everyone in here, nothing in my performance will be deflated," she said at a press conference on Thursday, deflecting any controversy with ease.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2015/01/29/katy-perry-halftime-super-bowl-preview/22543835/


I won't be deflated, if you know what I mean. :heysexy:

i will be fellating myself if you know what i mean :heysexy:

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

boobs are cool

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

better than football

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
I hope she kisses a girl.

I would like it.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
The pre-game coverage should just be about katy perry

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Stick Figure Mafia posted:

better than football

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Gaunab posted:

The pre-game coverage should just be about katy perry

I'd watch the game if it was just her for four hours. Instead I'll be a goon and play dying light

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
well i guess two things at the superbowl aren't going to be deflated...

her boobers

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Harald posted:

well i guess two things at the superbowl aren't going to be deflated...

her boobers

Whoaaaa :aaaaa:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

You may say she's, Pneumatic

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
12.5 to 13.5 psi, yeah these breasts are good to go

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
I think she is really pretty.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Chinatown posted:

the surprise guest will be taylor swift and the entire beef between them will be revealed to be just a long con and they will kiss at the end of the performance and it will cause the entire internet to melt down

calling it right now

Taylor's probably at home with her girlfriend.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
katy pery if ur reading this pls email me kpboytoy@juno.com

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

you irl posted:

katy pery if ur reading this pls email me kpboytoy@juno.com

So you're the one who stole my new email address

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

EngineerSean posted:

So you're the one who stole my new email address

yeah got my fingers on your dick pics now

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