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Bernard McFacknutah posted:If you do this, I hope you become the victim of a blue on blue and a fellow officer shoots you to wash away the department's shame wow
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Mike-o posted:i thought brit police were supposed to be cheery and jovial, rude ACAB I guess 
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:If you do this, I hope you become the victim of a blue on blue and a fellow officer shoots you to wash away the department's shame Shut the gently caress up already, your stupid little gimmick is wearing rather thin
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Smiling Jack posted:Shut the gently caress up already, your stupid little gimmick is wearing rather thin Hipster spotted.
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It's affectionate, you gotta read the sentiment as being opposite of what was actually said. gently caress oath I guess that's why Americans are cunts.
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Smiling Jack posted:Shut the gently caress up already, your stupid little gimmick is wearing rather thin i think hes funny, especially when he uses weird slang terms
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Smiling Jack posted:basically the kind of person who wears this patch will routinely violate the rights of just about everyone while jerking off to pictures of whoever that rancher who didn't pay taxes was His name is Cliven Bundy and he deserves to have his rear end in a top hat raped until the room stinks that god damned lying, racist, freeloading, poo poo stain.
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beanieson posted:If I make detective I'm gonna troll the dept pretty hard by dressing full hipster for the first month or so. They won't even know what to make of it this far south. They'll make full of it and shoot you upon sight. "Well, with that detached expression we just knew he was hiding the fact he could have been armed."
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Branis posted:Bobby jindal our next president 
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Some serious posters itt I'm going to physically mail each of you the dictionary definition of "sarcasm"
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Just for reference, if you're unsure of my intent, all my posts should be read in the voice of sterling archer.
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beanieson posted:Just for reference, if you're unsure of my intent, all my posts should be read in the voice of sterling archer. Funny, all this time I've been hearing you as The Sheriff from Squidbillies.
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GunForumMeme posted:Funny, all this time I've been hearing you as The Sheriff from Squidbillies. I hear him as Gilbert Gottfried
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hosed up if true
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DrakeriderCa posted:Some serious posters itt but none of us in this thread have a sense of humour
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they lobotomize us all when we attend agenda 21 stormtrooper academy.
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Hezzy posted:but none of us in this thread have a sense of humour If the government wanted me to have a sense of humor they'd have issued me one.
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I doubt this will mean much to anyone but Hezzy, but I got an email off a compliance Sergeant telling me I have 34 NCALTS to complete. Thats about 20 hours of click through E-learning modules that make me want to claw my eyes out after 30 seconds. There was literally a 20 minute lesson on how to lift a box.
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Good to see some things in government are universal
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Branis posted:Good to see some things in government are universal I clicked through and passed our cyber test 100%. Then I saw one of my employees actually reading every thing and still was unsure of the answers... That's when I realized the value of the lowest common denominator.
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YOU MUST LOG IN TO YOUR TARGET SOLUTIONS ACCOUNT FOR TRAINING NOW. IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU FORGOT YOUR PASSWORD FROM LAST YEAR AND IT WILL TAKE DAYS FOR THE RESET E-MAIL TO ARRIVE. YOU MUST COMPLETE THIS ASSIGNMENT RIGHT NOW. And once it finally arrives... "You know you can click right through to the end right?".
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We have an online ethics class we have to take every year which involves watching about 20 minutes worth of video and then answering 7/10 questions correctly. How effective is your ethics class if everyone is sharing answers department wide?
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Sadly the cheeky bastards in HR got wise to people doing that, so now they have lot's of sneaky ways of making sure you are paying attention. Fair enough if it's something important like updates to our intel systems but christ on a loving bike why do I need to spend a mandatory 25 minutes learning how not to post pictures of my penis on Facebook or why I shouldn't try to goose slappers on tinder with sexy snaps of me cracking one out with my beat helmet on.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:... goose slappers on tinder with sexy snaps of me cracking one out with my beat helmet on. 
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Sadly the cheeky bastards in HR got wise to people doing that, so now they have lot's of sneaky ways of making sure you are paying attention. Fair enough if it's something important like updates to our intel systems but christ on a loving bike why do I need to spend a mandatory 25 minutes learning how not to post pictures of my penis on Facebook or why I shouldn't try to goose slappers on tinder with sexy snaps of me cracking one out with my beat helmet on. please do then link your profile tia
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Oh God, e-learnings are a loving joke. Even during my retail job back in university managers just gave staff the answers because they needed their asses back on the floor.
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Every year, same videos of dudes getting all up on womens shoulders     maaaaaaah, don't touch my shoulder! <sends email to hr again>
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Reign Of Pain posted:Every year, same videos of dudes getting all up on womens shoulders all these men have poo poo hair
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Equine Don posted:all these men have poo poo hair lmbo at the doucher with the fauxhawk
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I invite all sworn law enforcement officers to Debate and Discussion for the grand reopening of the Ferguson thread!
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Equine Don posted:I invite all sworn law enforcement officers to Debate and Discussion for the grand reopening of the Ferguson thread! sounds fun!
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Equine Don posted:I invite all sworn law enforcement officers to Debate and Discussion for the grand reopening of the Ferguson thread! I already posted. So there.
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DrakeriderCa posted:sounds fun! It's really fun and cool
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Equine Don posted:It's really fun and cool I read the thread and you're right! Some good discussion on the legitimacy of traffic laws/fines though. Don't worry - in my libertarian paradise, all roads are toll roads that you only have to pay if you're caught on them. By the 100% privatized police force who receive no wage - only a commission on fines/bribes/etc. You don't have to worry about traffic laws or racism in my perfect world!
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lol dnd is a fuckin cesspool. Though it does serve it's purpose of keeping the poo pooposters out of the main thoroughfares, for the most part. Just like a real cesspool.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:please do then link your profile tia That's the thing, I don't have a profile because I goose women the normal way...I wait for my good looking mates to crack on to a pretty bit of skirt and then I prey on her mediocre mates. I'm not even on facebook.
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