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Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

beanieson posted:

Public toilets? Hell naw, I poop at the office.

Exactly, just take enough cups of coffee in the morning and you'll save on toilet paper in no time.

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Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

beanieson posted:

If I make detective I'm gonna troll the dept pretty hard by dressing full hipster for the first month or so. They won't even know what to make of it this far south.

They'll make full of it and shoot you upon sight.

"Well, with that detached expression we just knew he was hiding the fact he could have been armed."

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Oh God, e-learnings are a loving joke. Even during my retail job back in university managers just gave staff the answers because they needed their asses back on the floor.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
I guess now's not the best time to mention I start work as a correctional peace officer on Tuesday. Yeah, I've heard it sucks but I've actually wanted to work in a prison for much of my life.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

gently caress wrong wit you?

Don't know, ask me in a bit.

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