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kingcom
Jun 23, 2012

http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/01/power-rangers-ricardo-medina-arrested-murder-sword/


Someone buy me a name change to Murder Sword. tia.

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
i like how tmz puts in lots of ellipses to stress that you should be reading the article in the voice of one of their airheaded newscasters

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Not one of the original Power Rangers? Nobody cares.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
"It's MORPHIN' TIME!!!"

*stabbystabstabstab*

kingcom
Jun 23, 2012

The White Dragon posted:

i like how tmz puts in lots of ellipses to stress that you should be reading the article in the voice of one of their airheaded newscasters

Is TMZ a tv channel ? Why?

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

Justin Godscock posted:

Not one of the original Power Rangers? Nobody cares.

ChosenbytheZetans
Jan 21, 2013
God damnit Cole, you're the Red Wildforce Ranger you're supposed to know better.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Justin Godscock posted:

Not one of the original Power Rangers? Nobody cares.

You'd never catch one of the original power rangers slippin this hard

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


If you can't trust the cops and you can't trust the Power Rangers, who can you trust these days?

kingcom
Jun 23, 2012

Lord Z did nothing wrong.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

TOOT BOOT posted:

You'd never catch one of the original power rangers slippin this hard

Does that include the one that got killed by a hit-and-run?

Seems like slippin' pretty hard to me.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Fat Lowtax posted:

If you can't trust the cops and you can't trust the Power Rangers, who can you trust these days?

the government

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
All that childhood bullying by Bulk and Skull must have broke him

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Craptacular! posted:

All that childhood bullying by Bulk and Skull must have broke him

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i hear the original blue ranger also liked to stab guys with his sword

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You know it sounds like "murders a guy" might be kind of strong. Sounds like the dude beat his way in the door going after his girlfriend or something, and likely will get him cleared on self-defense. It sounds like they were trying to get away from the guy.

I want to hear more details before I label the dude a murderer.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Justin Godscock posted:

Not one of the original Power Rangers? Nobody cares.

This.

Also, apparently he was in Palmdale. Everyone does meth 24/7 there.

Yo, imma blob
Apr 29, 2007

have you any wool
name a power ranger that turned out OK

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Maybe giving a teenager with attitude a sword wasn't the best idea. Thanks Obama Zordon

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Yo, imma blob posted:

name a power ranger that turned out OK

the guy who played screech

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
are you sure it wasn't a zord

kingcom
Jun 23, 2012

Yo, imma blob posted:

name a power ranger that turned out OK



This guy beats the poo poo out of people for a living, seems like hes doing okay.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



kingcom posted:



This guy beats the poo poo out of people for a living, seems like hes doing okay.

Hes got a loving baby on his chest when he has sex with people they will be looking at a babys smile why did he do that why

Blazing Ownager posted:

You know it sounds like "murders a guy" might be kind of strong. Sounds like the dude beat his way in the door going after his girlfriend or something, and likely will get him cleared on self-defense. It sounds like they were trying to get away from the guy.

I want to hear more details before I label the dude a murderer.

honestly who doesnt long for the excuse to s-word somebody?

Yo, imma blob
Apr 29, 2007

have you any wool
im teh disgusted baby tattooed on his pec

kingcom
Jun 23, 2012

Yo, imma blob posted:

im teh disgusted baby tattooed on his pec

My reaction to the baby on his chest is the same as the baby.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Amy Jo Johnson has a career

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



chicks love babies right i'll get a baby tattood on my chest this'll be great

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
♪♪♫ "No No Power Ranger" ♪♪♫

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

TOOT BOOT posted:

You'd never catch one of the original power rangers slippin this hard

the yellow power ranger slipped right off the road

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Power Rangers Judge: After ten thousand years you'll be free

*does karate pose, transforms into lord zedd*

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



gonna get silhouettes of me,the wife, the 3 kids and two dogs and the cat and the bird tattooed across my shoulder blades and MUMS TAXI in gothic script across my stomach

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Ramsus posted:

♪♪♫ "No No Power Ranger" ♪♪♫

Harvesting posts from tmz comments?

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Manifest posted:

Harvesting posts from tmz comments?

no i made that up

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXN5CQ_ZED0

yeeeeesss

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

it was hosed up the black power ranger was black and the pink ranger was a girl and the yellow ranger was asian lol

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Simian_Prime posted:

"It's MURDERIN' TIME!!!"

*stabbystabstabstab*

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

david... posted:

it was hosed up the black power ranger was black and the pink ranger was a girl and the yellow ranger was asian lol

The Red ranger was native american.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

Johnny Aztec posted:

The Red ranger was native american.

lol

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

kingcom posted:

Is TMZ a tv channel ? Why?
nah it's a tabloid news program they run on the same station as those action dramas that all look like they were directed by the guy who did twilight. i think it's like the ct or the cm or someshit, i see it sometimes when i'm flipping through the channels

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IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
sounds like self-defense/stand your ground/castle doctrine to me, imho

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