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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mike-o posted:

gently caress you dad i'm a loving transraptor, deal with it

i know the perfect person for you

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Took a PTO today because I didn't feel like working. :feelsgood:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Took a PTO today because I didn't feel like working. :feelsgood:

Carried over a full week of PTO for this year because I barely take any PTO

Since I work from home 99% of the time and I suffer from catholic guilt i just work whenever i feel like poo poo

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i know the perfect person for you



:swoon:

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm still a grilled cheese sandwich.
Anyone who puts their dick in you gets nothing but burning blisters for their trouble?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I'm transCosby, please refer to me using the pronouns zipzop/zoobitybop/I'll watch your drink while you use the bathroom

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

platonic speed dating

wtf is that for like people who dont want to be left out but know they cant get any

yeah, I assume it's for the ones who struck out in the first two rounds

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Is this the thread we post snow pictures in?

I HOPE IT ISNT CUZ I GOT 1080p HD SNOW VIDZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-cAq9--gNI

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Spicy Guacamole posted:

That's why we need to go back to using the identifying term "sex" on all paperwork instead of "gender." There are two checkboxes; pick one, don't write a loving essay. If at some point in the future that answer changes, whatever. Until then, if you're not sure which one to pick, look in your pants.

this is me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDCxNHyND68

my preferred pronouns are vrooomvrooom\beep\screech

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I got a performance award at work despite being on the job for 19 weeks. Whatever yo, thanks for the extra money. It's weird being in an organization that rewards exceptional performance and actually gives a poo poo. My boss was concerned because I haven't used any real PTO since starting :catstare:

I guess when it gets warmer everyone on my team goes skydiving. That's cool.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Grownups ITT.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Part of being a grownup is realizing that it's rad to have a bedtime.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
currently getting buried in a snow storm.

nice knowing u all

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

elite_garbage_man posted:

currently getting buried in a snow storm.

nice knowing u all

rip in piss :patriot:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

elite_garbage_man posted:

currently getting buried in a snow storm.

nice knowing u all

just suplex your way out of it man

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

elite_garbage_man posted:

currently getting buried in a snow storm.

nice knowing u all

Did it fill your vagina too

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I hate my work inbox today. People are being crabby and abusing the high importance button.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I hate my work inbox today. People are being crabby and abusing the high importance button.

I would loving murder someone for that. I do an obscene amount of email every day, the less poo poo I have to read the better.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

we have more and more millenials at my work these days and its loving hilarious to me how inept they are at face to face conversations

take away the time they use to make a response over text/email and boom poo poo falls apart if you call them out

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

we have more and more millenials at my work these days and its loving hilarious to me how inept they are at face to face conversations

take away the time they use to make a response over text/email and boom poo poo falls apart if you call them out

bro im pretty sure you are technically a millenial

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

we have more and more millenials at my work these days and its loving hilarious to me how inept they are at face to face conversations

take away the time they use to make a response over text/email and boom poo poo falls apart if you call them out

I have to allocate an hour a day to email on my calendar. First and last 30 of the day.

Thankfully in my niche of consulting everyone is generally social. I don't deal with Intel spergs, I don't deal with anyone in IT or technology, and I don't deal with anyone over the age of 55 or so. Entire office is basically people aged 28-50 with graduate degrees or above. Generally speaking, anyway. There's a few people that don't fit that description.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

every time ive heard it used it was for kids after 86 or so

now im looking on wikipedia and now its set for 82 and later


oh shiiiiiiiiiiit my identity

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

from now on i am trans-generational

please refer to me as the generation i identify as (gen-x)

ill hang signs up on the bathrooms so you can all be educated

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i refer to myself as a ninja turtles kid to differentiate myself from all the worthless turds born in the 90s and beyond

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

every time ive heard it used it was for kids after 86 or so

now im looking on wikipedia and now its set for 82 and later


oh shiiiiiiiiiiit my identity

who cares what wikipedia says

it's not like they have any credibility over there

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
lol if you didn't watch the Batman cartoons from the early 90s though

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i refer to myself as a ninja turtles kid to differentiate myself from all the worthless turds born in the 90s and beyond

The Real Ghostbusters was 100% my poo poo

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

from now on i am trans-generational

please refer to me as the generation i identify as (gen-x)

ill hang signs up on the bathrooms so you can all be educated

we're 'cuspers' which is a really stupid way of saying you have traits of a gen-x person and a millennial.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
cusp my balls

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
present them

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I was born in '87. I'm a millenial but I'm not a fan since the label comes with connotations of entitlement and all the SJW crap.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I refuse to accept cuspers as being a thing.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

you know not what you ask sweet n4i

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
You know what's really loving stupid? Naming generations. Everyone who is not your age range (+- 4 years) is either GODDAMN KIDS THESE DAYS or loving OLD PEOPLE DRIVE FASTER GOD. What were generations called before like... 1900? When was the lost generation?

edit: lol
1909-1928 - Good Warriors
1890-1908 - Hard Timers
1871-1889 - New Worlders

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
what about the "i was born in 2000 and i'm in high school hope this makes you feel old" generation

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What's really funny to me is the consideration of calling the generation born in 2000+ the "Conflict Generation" since they were growing up during two wars. You know...that they had nothing to do with.

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