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hem a million billion dollars and ah poo poo oh gently caress god drat it why is there even an option to not pay the gov't taxes when you're working i mean like to whose benefit is it to not pay uncle sam his due motherfuckers this poo poo is hosed this country is hosed captialism - it's a motherfucker
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lol if you actually pay taxes or work
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Feb 2, 2015 03:24
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You don't have a trust fund along with a large savings account filled with gold bullion. You loving Pleb!
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de_dust posted:lol if you actually pay taxes 
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did you just not realize your paycheck was super fat bra? also lol if you have no savings anyone
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word quitting my job, gonna watch lovely japanimation cartoons full-time. That should be more rewarding than providing for my family
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know what sucks? locked in rsps' like who the gently caress are they to tell me j can't cash it out and go on a week long bender
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Uncle Enzo posted:word Perhaps the answer is somewhere in the middle.
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Uncle Enzo posted:word have you thought about putting your children to work int he coal mine?
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archerb posted:Perhaps the answer is somewhere in the middle. That image has shamed me, I not only dated 3d, I married 3d. Truly I am a rube
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You can set up a payment plan with the IRS if you can't pay it all at once.
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Volume posted:have you thought about putting your children to work int he coal mine? i tried this but they kept dying of asthma-like symptoms so we don't do that anymore
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Volume posted:have you thought about putting your children to work int he coal mine? Serious talk: I have thought it would be pretty cool to have land with a coal seam I could get fuel out of, or like getting a limetsone-y steep hill and starting a quarry
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I have priced out rock drills and industrial compressors. Wanted: Jew Boss to enrich (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Uncle Enzo posted:I have priced out rock drills and industrial compressors. *holds up a tattered cardboard sign reading "WILL JEW FOR MONEY"* (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Lucky Guy posted:*holds up a tattered cardboard sign reading "WILL JEW FOR MONEY"* This is redundant. Sign should just read, "Will Jew" (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Secks Cauldron posted:You can set up a payment plan with the IRS if you can't pay it all at once. Me: hi uhhhhh i'm here for the new job Work: that's great now fill out your tax info Me: uhhhhhh this is really complicated Work: just loving fill it out. just read the loving instructions. come on. loving do it Me: uhhhhh *reads instructions* okay i think i'm done Work: loving finally okay now come over here and do your job -- april 2015 -- Me: ah gently caress i owe the government like six powerballs what the gently caress is this Gov't: lol you didn't pay any taxes on your paycheck Me: why isn't paying you taxes on every paycheck not the loving default Gov't: ... Me: like why is it even a choice to NOT pay you taxes Gov't: okay now the price is SEVEN powerballs you wanna keep being a bitch' Me: *cries* Gov't: welcome to america i'm rick james bitch wakka wakka
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op you can at least rest assured that the interest rates on that repayment plan will be more than reasonable
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I feel very uncomfortable because I just said "gently caress the Jews" as a joke in another thread, and now, this. O Fortuna, velut luna.
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lmao at poors who count on refunds as an "investment strategy"
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here's my money-saving tip: the next time you get a job, loving grill the manager until he tells you "yeah yeah okay okay yer paying taxes on every paycheck; fuckin lay off me ya prick"
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lol if it weren't for my cool Jewish boss who I'm pretty sure is stoned most of the time I would post this up at work just to see people's reactions
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Jewish desires? ...riiiiiiiiight
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Hahahhaah op is a poor op is a poor Nanny nanny boo boo *forms a ring with richgoons dancing around the op throwing pocket change at him*
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" I underpaid my tax liability and now I get hit with an underpayment penalty! :qq" - Dumbasses who can't fill in a W-4 for poo poo.
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I found out my withholding came out to 4% gross for some reason. What in the gently caress were they thinking? I too owe a couple Gs. Filed Single 1
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gonna spend my tax return on drugs
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Saalkin posted:gonna spend my tax return on drugs 
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thats some righteous cheddar bro
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matrix ripoff posted:hem a million billion dollars and ah poo poo oh gently caress god drat it why is there even an option to not pay the gov't taxes when you're working i mean like to whose benefit is it to not pay uncle sam his due you dont make that much money you doofy dick
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Theres Only one option now OP. Dick for bucks.
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my solution is to make so little money each year that all of your withholding is returned anyway
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This is why I always take zero exemptions. You could argue that there's no good reason to give the government an interest-free loan, but honestly I like getting a lump-sum rebate and I'm an idiot who'd probably blow it all on prostitutes and beer anyway.
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How did your company not automatically deduct income tax at the appropriate rate for your bracket
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mookface posted:How did your company not automatically deduct income tax at the appropriate rate for your bracket I assume he's a contractor, probably a kid out of college at his first tech job or something.
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Zeroisanumber posted:I assume he's a contractor, probably a kid out of college at his first tech job or something. I have my taxes automatically deducted from my wages and every year I get a six or seven grand return
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mookface posted:I have my taxes automatically deducted from my wages and every year I get a six or seven grand return You can change the amount they deduct. Unless you like waiting till may for money.
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my boss just cuts me personal checks
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LAME ANSWER: Contact the IRS, tell them the truth and tell them you want to work out a payment thing. They may me goblins, but they still have mercy. COOL ANSWER: Learn to love applesauce bro, because we're gonna need all your teeth for this one...
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Half the people in this thread have jobs they're just too embarrassed to say.
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