favorite breakfast cereal?

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Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

1. Crispix.

2. Corn Chex

3. Honey Nut Cheerios mixed with Rasin Bran

# ? Feb 2, 2015 16:27

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Applewhite posted:

mixed with

get out

# ? Feb 2, 2015 16:34

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

get out

Oh but Tony Homo gets a pass with his banana bullshit. Bananas aren't even cereal!

# ? Feb 2, 2015 16:44

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Vodka mixed with a handful of pills

# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:41

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

Applewhite posted:

1. Crispix.

2. Corn Chex

3. Honey Nut Cheerios mixed with Rasin Bran

mixing two cereals like that sounds like a recipe for disaster

# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:41

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Applewhite posted:

1. Crispix.

crispix is really good. i find most cereal pretty bland and lovely to eat, most of it tastes like cardboard coated in shitloads of hfcs but crispix owns

# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:50

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

why are all good cereals mde outta corn? crispix, loops, kix, everything

# ? Feb 2, 2015 18:12

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

Kix is good cereal. It's mild but still sweet.

# ? Feb 2, 2015 18:13

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Applewhite posted:

Oh but Tony Homo gets a pass with his banana bullshit. Bananas aren't even cereal!

# ? Feb 2, 2015 18:21

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Best cereal is made out of vicodin and amphetamines washed down with gin

# ? Feb 2, 2015 18:23

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

gary oldmans diary posted:

Seriously. Put banana slices in Frosted Flakes with milk and grow up.

Tony Homo fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Feb 2, 2015

# ? Feb 2, 2015 18:43

milkingmycow: Mar 28, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Quarry. You can get it anywhere.

# ? Feb 2, 2015 18:59

Fairly passive: Nov 4, 2012; Not as productive as I should be

Shredded wheat
Grape nuts
Oats

Anything else with no added sugar.

# ? Feb 2, 2015 20:03

SymmetryrtemmyS: Jul 13, 2013; I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Unsweetened bran flakes with fresh fruit

Weetabix with honey

Grape nuts warmed up with a touch of molasses

Shredded wheat - the full size pillows, only one or two will fit in the bowl

# ? Feb 2, 2015 20:11

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

i usually pour bourbon over some pecans. walnuts work in a pinch.

# ? Feb 2, 2015 20:14

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Fruity Pebbles.

Goldmine

# ? Feb 2, 2015 20:14

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Pieces of poo poo like you

# ? Feb 2, 2015 20:29

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

you eat poo poo for breakfast

# ? Feb 2, 2015 20:43

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Yes

# ? Feb 2, 2015 20:47

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

archerb posted:

Raisin Bran, or Raisin Bran Crunch if I'm feeling reckless.

Sometimes I feel juvenile and mix it up with frosted mini wheats, so I can feel childish but also continue my love of pooping.

# ? Feb 2, 2015 21:21

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

Trader joes high fiber cereal. It's actually pretty good and it makes you poo poo which is basically all you can ask for in a cereal

# ? Feb 2, 2015 21:28

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gary oldmans diary posted:

I didn't expect to see this in here.

Knock-off bag brand Cheerios for me.

# ? Feb 2, 2015 21:52

Maka: Mar 18, 2001

TEAYCHES posted:

bacon and eggs with black coffee

# ? Feb 2, 2015 21:57

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

mueslix, retards

# ? Feb 3, 2015 00:17

pwnyXpress: Mar 28, 2007

1. French Toast Crunch
2. Oh's
3. Cocoa Pebbles

Thems my top 3 but I can actually only eat one of them because my body hates wheat now.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 01:05

El Duderino: Mar 28, 2003; If you're not into that whole brevity thing..

Loves me some Grapenuts with wholemilk. When I first started eating Grapenuts, my jaw would get sore as poo poo from chomping dem nuts but you get used to it. Oh and I've never poo'd better in my life since regularly eating da nuts.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 01:32

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

The best cereal was the Bart Simpson promotional one they made back in like 2002. It was shaped like Corn Pops but it tasted like Peanut Butter Crunch. Amazing.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 02:02

old wooden ships: Jan 22, 2015

1. Fruity Pebbles
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch

# ? Feb 3, 2015 02:11

The Cubelodyte: Sep 1, 2006; Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990; Grimey Drawer

Good 'ol frosted flakes for me and that's it. It's the only breakfast cereal I like, period.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 02:16

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

The Cubelodyte posted:

Good 'ol frosted flakes for me and that's it. It's the only breakfast cereal I like, period.

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# ? Feb 3, 2015 02:19

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

No particular order

Corn Pops, CT crunch, Raisin bran, Honey smacks, Lucky Charms, Fruity/Chocolate Pebbles, Honey Nut Cheerioes, Nut 'n Bitch, Honey Bunches of Oats, Cinnamon Chex, Frosted Flakes

# ? Feb 3, 2015 02:25

NiceGuy: Dec 13, 2006; This is my BOOMSTICK; College Slice

golden grahams, cinnamon toast crunch, captain crunch, both cocoa and fruity pebbles, raisin bran, frosted flakes, and surprisingly reeses peanut butter puffs. nothing else is really necessary. also cereal marshmallows taste like poo poo and it blows my mind how much people seem to like them.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 02:47

RadioactiveKid: Aug 12, 2005; Gato Rebelde

Rice Krispies Treats

# ? Feb 3, 2015 03:00

empty sea: Jul 17, 2011; gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Off-brand Raisin bran, Cinnamon Toast crunch, Pebbles chocolate and fruity, Just Right fruit and nut, Kix, off-brand Lucky Charms and either Cheerios or Frosted flakes with banana. Oh and I can't find it anymore because some dumb poo poo discontinued it, but Honey Bunches of Oats with the dried peaches is so loving good.

Now they just have the less good Honey Bunches of Oats with strawberries in it. I want the peaches back you fuckers.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 03:32