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spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Burning Beard posted:

Carl Winslow retired after 25 years on the force. He suffered some mild PTSD after the Nakatomi Towers standoff in the '80s. His hobbies include woodworking, reading and collecting Police memorabilia. He remembers the dumbass neighbor kid and thanks god everyday that he moved to a gated community in Florida.

:gerty: You made it, Carl. I'm so happy for you.

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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Robert Stack solved all the mysteries. The end.

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

spooky girlfriend posted:

:gerty: You made it, Carl. I'm so happy for you.

He was later killed in the 9/11 terrorist attack when he was in NYC on vacation. He had planned to visit the World Trade Center first thing in the morning when the first plane struck the north tower. In an act of bravery and a duty as a former police officer, Carl ran into the tower to save lives until it was too late for him to escape the falling debris of the second tower. In a fit of rage, Steve Urkles , Eddies, Laura and Richie joined the marines to avenge the death of Carl. During their tours in Afghanistan, the four soldiers were ambushed by the Taliban insurgents in the outskirt of Kabul. They were beaten, kidnapped and brought to Kandahar province.

Steven survived the attack.

Eddies lost his legs

Richies died from blood loss.

Laura also survived the attack.

After months of being held in captivity, Laura became fascinated with Islam. She decided she no longer would live the life of an American. She pledged her allegiance to the Taliban and Al Qaeda and converted to Islam. Steven's love for Laura resulted in Steve's conversion to Islam as well. Finally he could marry Laura as Islamic laws encourages marriage. They agreed and lived a new life together in Afghanistan. Steve has changed his name to an Islamic one : Emir Stefen Al Amerika Bin Medinat Chikagu


Months later, Emire Stefen , Laura and Eddies were given the honor to meet Usama Bin Laden in the caves of Tora Bora. They were shocked.....not of Bin Laden......but of the presence of Judith. For over 20 years, nobody had ever heard from her nor did they acknowledged her existences. Having felt abandoned, Judith sought revenge against her home country. As Stefen, Eddies and Laura learned, Judith was the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks as well as numerous other Al Qaeda attacks around the globe.

Judith strapped a suicide vest on her older siblings and on Stefen, she had them sent back to Kabul army base and blew them away along with their comrades.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Chrpno posted:

That is a short page for an important episode. I mean, do they not care about their specific 80's show wiki at all? Where's the analysis and themes?

They made sure to hyperlink every reference of ALF, though, that's gotta be worth something

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
The entire Smith-Banks family is serving twenty-year sentences for drugs planted by a crooked cop.

Uncle Phil died of a heart attack six months in.
Will dreams of being an A-list actor with a hot wife and kids who star with him in his movies. Meanwhile, he's actually just staring at a crack in the wall of his cell.

Nameless_Steve fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Feb 3, 2015

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
After a drunk driver swerved across the median and hit their van head-on, it's been just the six of them

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
Ren Stevens married a smart, politically active guy she met in college, with the dream of being "co-presidents". He had a sex scandal and she had to stand at his side as he gave a press conference apologizing and claiming their marriage was still strong.

Louis Stevens is a hobo, and Beans is a hobo too. The family has stopped answering Louis's phone calls asking for money.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Howard Beale posted:

After a drunk driver swerved across the median and hit their van head-on, it's been just the six of them

This happened while visiting their original hometown, and the drunk driver was none other than Mike Seaver.

edit: Seaver became an alcoholic after learning of the death of his friend, PFC "Boner" Stabone, in Operation Desert Storm.

root beer fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Feb 3, 2015

JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -
Johnny Lewis (Half-Sack) from Sons of Anarchy, and Katy Perry's ex, killed his land lady and her cat.
Then fell/jumped off the roof and died....busy day.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

among the victims of the boston marathon bombing was local man sam malone, retired bartender who was much beloved in the boston community who remembered his bar, cheers, as a gathering place for people of all classes and backgrounds before it was closed down in 1997, when the space was repurposed as a dry cleaners.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Overton is still working as a handyman.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Herr Flick fell out of a guard tower

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Earl Sinclair and his entire family froze to death at the start of an ice age that destroyed his entire civilization.

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Hingehead posted:

He was later killed in the 9/11 terrorist attack when he was in NYC on vacation. He had planned to visit the World Trade Center first thing in the morning when the first plane struck the north tower. In an act of bravery and a duty as a former police officer, Carl ran into the tower to save lives until it was too late for him to escape the falling debris of the second tower. In a fit of rage, Steve Urkles , Eddies, Laura and Richie joined the marines to avenge the death of Carl. During their tours in Afghanistan, the four soldiers were ambushed by the Taliban insurgents in the outskirt of Kabul. They were beaten, kidnapped and brought to Kandahar province.

Steven survived the attack.

Eddies lost his legs

Richies died from blood loss.

Laura also survived the attack.

After months of being held in captivity, Laura became fascinated with Islam. She decided she no longer would live the life of an American. She pledged her allegiance to the Taliban and Al Qaeda and converted to Islam. Steven's love for Laura resulted in Steve's conversion to Islam as well. Finally he could marry Laura as Islamic laws encourages marriage. They agreed and lived a new life together in Afghanistan. Steve has changed his name to an Islamic one : Emir Stefen Al Amerika Bin Medinat Chikagu


Months later, Emire Stefen , Laura and Eddies were given the honor to meet Usama Bin Laden in the caves of Tora Bora. They were shocked.....not of Bin Laden......but of the presence of Judith. For over 20 years, nobody had ever heard from her nor did they acknowledged her existences. Having felt abandoned, Judith sought revenge against her home country. As Stefen, Eddies and Laura learned, Judith was the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks as well as numerous other Al Qaeda attacks around the globe.

Judith strapped a suicide vest on her older siblings and on Stefen, she had them sent back to Kabul army base and blew them away along with their comrades.

Nah

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