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I work at a library. Love my job, love helping folks research and learn how to use computers and such. This lazy, filthy, needy racist bag of poo poo started coming in every morning last week and he's loving everything up. Instead of doing my job for people who aren't idiots or racists, this retard with "hate" tattooed on his knuckles, a burning cross tat, and a few other KKK tats, keeps telling me to research guns for him and keeps asking me about movies about the Confederacy. This guy is nasty, too. Like always dirty and smelly. I was pissing at a urinal once and someone was taking a massive, noisy poo poo simultaneously in a stall next to me. lo and behold White Power Bruce comes out, doesn't even wash his hands and starts talking to me about some Confederacy bullshit while I'm still pissing. Now, I don't want to lose my job, but I definitely want to gently caress with this guy. GBS, how can I slyly accomplish this?
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:15 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 20:25 |
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get some shoe polish and put ona nice minstrel show for him
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:16 |
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Get fired from the library and get a real job. That racist could afford to get serious ink and is clearly much better off than you. Prehaps you could learn something from him?
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:16 |
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Just calmly explain to him about being bitchmade and then he'll probably do the rational thing and respect your choices
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:17 |
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give him an exploding cigar op
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:18 |
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If he's racist, file an EEO complaint like an adult. Alternatively, give him food that you spit in if you want to be a passive aggressive little poo poo??
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:18 |
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Recommend some Chomsky bro
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:18 |
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maybe use some sneezing and/or itching powder on him
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:18 |
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give him slightly outdated scholarship
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:19 |
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plant some drugs in one of the books you give him and call in anonymous tip to the police
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:21 |
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direct him toward some of the Honorable Elijah Muhammad's works
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:22 |
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you ahould prob just ignore him and do your job because half of all those homeless people you are so proud to help are sex offenders. Enjoy working at the modern daycare for homeless people.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:23 |
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Dip all the copies of mein kampf in LSD for a good tome
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:24 |
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ronmexicospitbull rushes in to say leave the racist guy alone surprise surprise
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:24 |
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give him the ol' spicy keychain
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:24 |
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Blue Train posted:ronmexicospitbull rushes in to say leave the racist guy alone surprise surprise i think he should just realize most of the people in there are pieces of poo poo in one way or another. itll help him cope with tattoo man
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:25 |
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He's coming to you because he felt you might want to take pride in your heritage like he does. Explain that he is wrong and you are, in fact, ashamed to be white.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:25 |
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next time you meet him in the bathroom, suck he's dicl
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:25 |
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Out-racist him to show him the error of his ways. Like that comic about the guy who hates blacks a little too much in the Klan.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:26 |
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Tell your boss you don't want to help that guy and then just tell him you're busy whenever he asks you for help.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:26 |
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:you ahould prob just ignore him and do your job because half of all those homeless people you are so proud to help are sex offenders. Enjoy working at the modern daycare for homeless people. not surprised you hate libraries
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:27 |
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Beige posted:give him the ol' spicy keychain
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:28 |
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John?
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:28 |
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the gently caress is this guy doing with books
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:30 |
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Panniculus Rift posted:next time you meet him in the bathroom, suck he's dicl This should seriously work. I bet he hates gay folks, too. I give this idea 3.8/5 stars.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:30 |
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buy him an account, OP
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:31 |
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Frog Act posted:not surprised you hate libraries have you been in a public (non college) library in the last 20 years. Its bad.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:31 |
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i actually did go to my old library the other day and there's literally an anime wing and an anime club... your taxes pay for this
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:33 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:Tell your boss you don't want to help that guy and then just tell him you're busy whenever he asks you for help. See this is reasonable, however, it may encourage him to continue coming to the library. It also isn't a passive-aggressive-little-poo poo thing to do, which I am definitely trying to accomplish.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:34 |
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Most of the building has been dedicated to anime, its really pretty amazing
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:34 |
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tell him that other customers have complained about the smell and ask him to leave
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:35 |
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sexy young infidel posted:i actually did go to my old library the other day and there's literally an anime wing and an anime club... your taxes pay for this kids like all sorts of stupid poo poo
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:35 |
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Father_Johann posted:See this is reasonable, however, it may encourage him to continue coming to the library. It also isn't a passive-aggressive-little-poo poo thing to do, which I am definitely trying to accomplish. Be a reasonable adult and people will understand you. Though the guys a racist rear end in a top hat he still has the right to a public library. However if you phrase your request to your boss in a rational manner they will probably understand.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:36 |
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Father_Johann posted:See this is reasonable, however, it may encourage him to continue coming to the library. It also isn't a passive-aggressive-little-poo poo thing to do, which I am definitely trying to accomplish. Be a reasonable adult and people will understand you. Though the guys a racist rear end in a top hat he still has the right to a public library. However if you phrase your request to your boss in a rational manner they will probably understand.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:36 |
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sexy young infidel posted:Most of the building has been dedicated to anime, its really pretty amazing Anime is the new opiate of the masses--don't be surprised that the government implements it whenever it can.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:36 |
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manga books are a good deal for the library b/c they cost very little and get loaned out a lot
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:37 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:Be a reasonable adult and people will understand you. Though the guys a racist rear end in a top hat he still has the right to a public library. However if you phrase your request to your boss in a rational manner they will probably understand. Test
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:37 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:Be a reasonable adult and people will understand you. Though the guys a racist rear end in a top hat he still has the right to a public library. However if you phrase your request to your boss in a rational manner they will probably understand. Test
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:37 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:Be a reasonable adult and people will understand you. Though the guys a racist rear end in a top hat he still has the right to a public library. However if you phrase your request to your boss in a rational manner they will probably understand. Test
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Spanish Manlove posted:Be a reasonable adult and people will understand you. Though the guys a racist rear end in a top hat he still has the right to a public library. However if you phrase your request to your boss in a rational manner they will probably understand. Test
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