MLB February N/V: I Am a Dog

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thompson: Jun 6, 2006

MourningView posted:

He'll miss a chunk of spring training but otherwise that injury shouldn't be a huge deal.

I'd agree with you if he wasn't 36 years old. I think that may be a bigger deal than it usually is.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 20:25

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 06:15

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Ryan Howard had a torn medial meniscus also.

They'll say 6-8 weeks but that depends on damage on the bone that could make it longer.

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Feb 5, 2015

# ? Feb 5, 2015 20:39

Timby: Dec 23, 2006; Your mother!

thompson posted:

I'd agree with you if he wasn't 36 years old. I think that may be a bigger deal than it usually is.

Same knee that he's had ACL and microfracture surgery on, too.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 20:51

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

zakharov posted:

We've got our first of 2015 and it's a big 'un

https://twitter.com/beckjason/status/563412566953963520

Victor Martinez

Before I clicked on the link I thought you were saying that Victor Martinez is actually dead.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:03

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Sometimes I forget that not everyone has SALR which embeds tweets automatically sorry!

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:07

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

zakharov posted:

We've got our first of 2015 and it's a big 'un

https://twitter.com/beckjason/status/563412566953963520

Victor Martinez

How can I believe a Tweet from someone other than the Injury Expert.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:10

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

zakharov posted:

Sometimes I forget that not everyone has SALR which embeds tweets automatically sorry!

thats an option?? holy poo poo

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:11

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

The Tigers offense is going to be hilarious if both Martinez and Cabrera aren't ready for opening day.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:11

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Monicro posted:

thats an option?? holy poo poo

Holy poo poo

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:17

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

[delete this dumb post]

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:22

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

ozymandius1024 posted:

The Tigers offense is going to be hilarious if both Martinez and Cabrera aren't ready for opening day.

Actually it will be very helpful, because then Nick Castellanos can be the DH and not on the field.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:24

ManifunkDestiny: Aug 2, 2005; THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THE SEAHAWKS IS RUSSELL WILSON'S TAINT SWEAT

Seahawks #1 fan since 2014.

Red Sox just Cost Certainty'd Wade Miley for some reason, buying out his arb years at 3/$19m

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:44

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Monicro posted:

thats an option?? holy poo poo

I'm not seeing it.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:00

Len Dykstra: Oct 24, 2010

I'll just leave this here

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:03

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

OK now I really wish the Tigers had signed Hanley instead. :qq:

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:03

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Len Dykstra posted:

I'll just leave this here

I really hope we don't end up with another Major League Baseball Star Wars Broadcast on Espn this year.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:07

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

I really hope we don't end up with another Major League Baseball Star Wars Broadcast on Espn this year.

why would chewbacca hang out with the dude who kidnapped his best friend, poo poo made no sense!!!!

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:13

Darude - Adam Sandstorm: Aug 16, 2012

ManifunkDestiny posted:

Red Sox just Cost Certainty'd Wade Miley for some reason, buying out his arb years at 3/$19m

Hahaha

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:15

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

I really hope we don't end up with another Major League Baseball Star Wars Broadcast on Espn this year.

Did they add lightsaber effects to every bat?

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:16

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Did they add lightsaber effects to every bat?

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:20

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Did they add lightsaber effects to every bat?

No, but it was somehow stupider

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:23

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Nice to have an excuse to post this

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:28

TheChaosPath: Jul 22, 2005

Why the gently caress is it Bisons

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:30

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

TheChaosPath posted:

Why the gently caress is it Bisons

The name dates to 1879. People spelled things weird then.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:33

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Harlock posted:

Didn't anyone ever teach Joe Buck to keep his finger off the trigger?

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:40

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

I'm not seeing it.

Well some extension I have is doing it, not sure which one. I'm on Chrome if it matters.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:46

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

I'm not seeing it.

It's in "Configure SALR" under Thread Options apparently. hooray

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:49

thompson: Jun 6, 2006

Intruder posted:

Nice to have an excuse to post this

I hadn't seen this until now... and :vince:

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:50

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Monicro posted:

thats an option?? holy poo poo

It should be under the Thread options tab. Might be only with SALR Redux
E: Beaten

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:50

TheIncredulousHulk: Sep 3, 2012

Apparently depending on the surgery type, Martinez's timetable could run 12-16 weeks.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:55

thompson: Jun 6, 2006

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Apparently depending on the surgery type, Martinez's timetable could run 12-16 weeks.

He's going to need a few extra doses from TJ to shorten the timetable.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:56

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Apparently depending on the surgery type, Martinez's timetable could run 12-16 weeks.

I just tack-on an extra month to everybody's return timetable.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:58

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Martinez probably won't be back until the All Star break and even then he'll be severely rusty. Look on the bright side, he'll be a great fantasy draft pick in 2016.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 23:01

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

here's a thing I found on a Dodgers blog

# ? Feb 5, 2015 23:08

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Rob Manfred might reinstate Pete Rose

# ? Feb 5, 2015 23:55

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

gently caress rob manfred

# ? Feb 6, 2015 00:03

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

According to Al Michaels the Twins were pumping in fake crowd noise in '87 :laffo:

# ? Feb 6, 2015 00:05

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

For some loving reason, the Jacksonville Suns (Marlins AA affiliate) will be starting off the MiLB season with a 20 game homestand.

http://www.milb.com/schedule/index.jsp?sid=t564

# ? Feb 6, 2015 00:07

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Apparently depending on the surgery type, Martinez's timetable could run 12-16 weeks.

If it's repaired, which is really rare...about 10% of people under the age of 35 can get the repair operation. For repairs, you get a brace and cant put any weight on it for a few weeks making it a longer recovery. If they cant repair, which I would guess would be the way they are going given his previous history with the knee, they just remove meniscus tissue giving a 4-8 week timetable. His previous injury might cause more swelling and weakness which could lengthen recovery a bit, but not too much more.

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

New Concept Hole posted:

Didn't anyone ever teach Joe Buck to keep his finger off the trigger?

And McCarver is holding his gun backwards.

# ? Feb 6, 2015 00:11

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