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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Dimebags Brain posted:

I can't wait to be completely underwhelmed by tonight's WWE Universe-shattering news.

I can't wait for Triple H to swerve us and be really smug about it despite everyone seeing it coming.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Rhonne
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NCIS is poo poo, but hey, at least we got to hear some Johnny Cash.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Whatever happens tonight, be sure that Triple H is going to be smug as hell about it.

Rhonne
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Ages posted:

Triple H to announce Raw will become a spin off of NCIS

I can't wait for NXT: Miami.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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triplexpac posted:

lol all the people watching tv standing right beside it

Remember when wrestlers were allowed to look at monitors like normal people.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Roman Reigns is the Patriots?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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pressedbunny posted:

American Football's all a work, guys.

Not like the XFL, now that was a honest mans game.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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I hope they bring back that fake NWO Sting.

Rhonne
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DFu4ever posted:

Roman, always in the bathroom right before needing to come to the ring.

He has a nervous bladder.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Sargent Slaughter told be that the only reason people were sad the Bryan was eliminated was because they could chant Yes anymore.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Uhh, nice place for a commercial break guys.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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I would not be shocked if Lesner did try to eat Bryan.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Man, this crowd doesn't care at all.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Oh wow, are we really getting this again? :allears:

Rhonne
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PunkBoy posted:

Segment became a bit of a clusterfuck, but I dunno, it sounded like the crowd was into it to me. Not sure why so many people are saying there were no reactions. But forget that, time for another Big Show v. Roman match! :shepface:

There was reaction near the end, but it wasn't nearly as loud as it could have been.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Triple H is truly a puppet master! He fooled us all!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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THE UNCROWDED CHAMPION!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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I hope Dean's IC title run goes just like is US title run.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Jubs posted:

Name a black WWE Heavyweight Champion.

The Rock?

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Would have resulted in less booing.

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AlmightyPants posted:

Not just that they're not smarks, but they're just dead for everything.

I'd argue that being dead for Reigns is worse for him than booing.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Goldust called millenials lazy on the app
Stardust hissed at him

Goldust main event push incoming.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Jerusalem posted:

Why is the face commentator sticking up for the heel tag team, and the heel commentator continuing to poo poo on them?

Because the commentators are loving awful. Booker T is the only one I like out there.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Holy poo poo! Stardust has the same name as Goldust's brother!

Rhonne
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bartok posted:

Oh God! Stardust used lead based face paint!

He put on purple face paint and WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Guys I know how the Goldust/Stardust feud will end at Wrestlemania.



I can't wait for Dustdust!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Wait...why does that dog have so many le...DAWWWWWW :neckbeard:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Why isn't Luke Harper the henchmen the Authority sends out to fight the faces all the time? He's tall and creepy looking like Kane, but he's also really fun to watch too.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Remember that time the Wyatt family beat up JBL? Good times.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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I can't wait for Eric Rowen to be the only one of the three to job tonight.

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oatgan posted:

this but dolph ziggler

You think they're going to have Rowen go over Rusev tonight?

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Feb 13, 2012

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Gatts posted:

THE WRONG PERSON! MY INDIE DARLING CESARO AND HARPER NEED WINS! gently caress THE RYBACK! Who'd be beat anyway?!?!

Harper and Cesaro should be in Big Show and Kane's role as corporate henchmen that main event a bunch of Raw's against top babyfaces.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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I think Harper and Ryback are both great. Harper is the better wrestler, but Ryback winning clean was still a good idea and that was a fun match. :)

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Dimebags Brain posted:

WWE had Big Show beat Reigns so gently caress it have Rowan go over Rusev, burn everything down.

gently caress it's the Usos

lol at the bored guy

Oh poo poo, you're right. Jobbing Rusev out to Rowen just before his big match with Cena at Fast Lane is so stupid that I could see the WWE doing it.

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Pariah Rex posted:

If only he didn't have the voice of an alien garbage man who has used diapers fall out of his mouth when he speaks.

You may be over exaggerate a bit.

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Feb 13, 2012

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CESARO WINS! :woop:

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Gatts posted:

Yeah seriously, why Kane and Big Show? Cesaro and Harper would be great.

Or at least Wade and Cesaro. Or Wade and Cesaro and Sheamus with Seth as a power stable. That'd be cool. Harper as Son of Taker.

Sheamus and Cesaro would be a great "Two big hosses who beat the piss outta people" team.

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Shima Honnou posted:

Can't top Reigns losing to Big Show in 3 minutes, unless Bryan loses in 3 minutes or Kane interferes and costs him the match.

Then Bryan and Kane can finally end their feud at Fast Lane! for real this time, we mean it!

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