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i just finished grinding nine pounds of O?lde Englishe cheddar and i am now dead/dying (posting from the ER) i cannot believe this isn't somethin we have figured out as a wordl! why is that wheneve ri want to eat hnachos cheese i have to grind grind grind?? can i PLESE someone buy a BAG OF THIS FRICKING STUFF somewhere like it's so hard or something i don't think we should have to pay wvery high wages for this kind of thing it's not "skilled" so probably you could train a monkey to do it
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owwwww gently caress i just stabbed my face through with a nacho chip thankifully the neurse was right there so the situation did not get "out of hand"
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Feb 3, 2015 01:13
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http://www.tillamook.com/products/cheese/shredded-mexican-4.html
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Feb 3, 2015 01:13
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one time i was grating cheese and a piece of my finger got grated off but i couldnt find it so i just used the grated cheese with skin in it because i am lazy
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Feb 3, 2015 01:14
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Un chien andalou posted:one time i was grating cheese and a piece of my finger got grated off but i couldnt find it so i just used the grated cheese with skin in it because i am lazy holy poo poo dude are youin a gang?
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Feb 3, 2015 01:15
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i think it's probably aokay as long as you were the one who ate the cheese kind of like eating your own boogers or whatever (or your jizz  ) but if you fed it to someone else it' sa little questionable
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Feb 3, 2015 01:15
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heres a neat little trick OP. freeze the block of cheese put it in a cloth sack put the sack on an anvil and bash it with a 15lb sledge
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I find grating to be ok. But gently caress me if I'm ever going to use a mandolin slicer, that poo poo cray.
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Feb 3, 2015 01:17
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well i know where i can get a sledge but i don't kno about the eanvil
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Feb 3, 2015 01:18
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i didn't mention "gdegrading" but it is that too (and a good pun nonetheless!!) i'm not sure if it's just the sweat and toil etc or if it also has to do with the "utnrained monkey" thing i said in the op but there it is, grating cheese makes me feel like i should ge tpaid 8 dollars an hour and THTA THT is degradting
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Feb 3, 2015 01:19
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nomadologique posted:well i know where i can get a sledge but i don't kno about the eanvil
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Feb 3, 2015 01:19
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op, would you like some cheese with that whine?
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Feb 3, 2015 01:19
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wear finger protection and freeze your cheese like your alan moore don't buy preshredded cheese, it is gross and also a fake idea of capitalists
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Feb 3, 2015 01:20
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mng posted:I find grating to be ok. But gently caress me if I'm ever going to use a mandolin slicer, that poo poo cray. my finger has fallen vitcim to a mandolin as well. Recently a vegetable peeler got the best of me
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Feb 3, 2015 01:20
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they sell it pre shreddedd at walmart
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Feb 3, 2015 01:23
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Un chien andalou posted:my finger has fallen vitcim to a mandolin as well. Recently a vegetable peeler got the best of me you are a danger to yourself an dothers!
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Feb 3, 2015 01:25
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or you have especially protrusive fingers, which i find hard to believe
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Feb 3, 2015 01:25
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nomadologique posted:you are a danger to yourself an dothers! i have been told this before also i dont have protrusive fingers so much as huge hands
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Feb 3, 2015 01:43
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hey the pre shredded stuff in a bag is sprayed with something thats meant to make the shredded cheese not stick to itself in the bag, but it makes it not as good during the melting process so dont use it for pizza or other melty stuff. thanks
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Feb 3, 2015 01:46
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shred cheese using mind powers
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Feb 3, 2015 02:07
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I thought shredding cheese was a euphemism for machine-gunning your farts.
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Feb 3, 2015 02:10
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Man up and work that goddamned box grater, son
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Feb 3, 2015 02:18
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Haverchuck posted:hey the pre shredded stuff in a bag is sprayed with something thats meant to make the shredded cheese not stick to itself in the bag, but it makes it not as good during the melting process so dont use it for pizza or other melty stuff. thanks holy poo poo if you're not meant to use pre shdeeded chese for melting applications what in the goddamn hell is it for then anyways??!
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Feb 3, 2015 02:20
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The Cubelodyte posted:Man up and work that goddamned box grater, son how gay are you?
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Feb 3, 2015 02:20
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i would slip your dick in my butt if that's what you're asking
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Feb 3, 2015 02:21
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nomadologique posted:holy poo poo if you're not meant to use pre shdeeded chese for melting applications what in the goddamn hell is it for then anyways??! Glitterbombing people?
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Feb 3, 2015 02:22
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nomadologique posted:i would slip your dick in my butt if that's what you're asking wait what, have yu seen that Mexican girl?
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Feb 3, 2015 02:22
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imagine a stop motion animated movie where a guy goes into a public bathroom and he 'urinates" shredded orange cheese, and then he has sex with another man (a s tranger) in the said bathroom and that man "jizzes" shrredded white cheese!!
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Feb 3, 2015 02:23
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dad gay. so what posted:wait what, have yu seen that Mexican girl? (sign says) "SHE WENT THATAAWY) (with an arrow thataway)
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Feb 3, 2015 02:23
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dont grate your cheese like an ape and you won't get injured, it's pretty simple
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Feb 3, 2015 02:36
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grated cheese is better than sliced for melting and better for non-melted eating, both due to its higher surface area can't have a painting without the pain
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Feb 3, 2015 02:40
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I was once making a cheese cake for someone and grated my hand pretty bad. I fed them hand cake and never told them. You all now know my dark secret.
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Feb 3, 2015 02:51
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Once you get beyond sharp, you'll just want super sharp. Aged will melt in your mouth.
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Feb 3, 2015 02:53
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god is this like one of those hot sauce things? am i getting into something i dont' really want to get into? is thi ssome dark sex cult thing?
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Feb 3, 2015 03:01
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nomadologique posted:holy poo poo if you're not meant to use pre shdeeded chese for melting applications what in the goddamn hell is it for then anyways??! just dont do it. it's a trick to make your food suck
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Feb 3, 2015 03:06
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op, why did you need 9 lbs. of grated cheese?
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Feb 3, 2015 03:08
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:op, why did you need 9 lbs. of grated cheese? a lovely cheese pizza, just for Me.
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Haverchuck posted:a lovely cheese pizza, just for Me. Stu, what are these? Greek Olives.
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Feb 3, 2015 03:10
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dad gay. so what posted:how gay are you? Hey man, I'm just looking for a c/g buddy, slim and muscular, for mutual oil rubdowns and grating- some commodity cheddar, maybe a nice farmhouse-style then and again, and if you're up for it, some mizithra on the weekends when the wife works and the kids are out. Discretion a must. No homo.
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:op, why did you need 9 lbs. of grated cheese? i mya have exeaggerated just slightly! guilty as charged... 
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