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Like, I'm talking sticking your dick and stomach inside the urinal. No one is trying to look at your disgusting flaccid cock and you're basically covering yourself in piss. Explain yourselves.
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I like covering myself in piss.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:40
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I don't have to.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:40
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Waltzing Along posted:I like covering myself in piss.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:40
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i don't have to like covering myself in piss, but i do
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I do it do I can coil my monster dong around the drain sometimes if I'm lucky I can fit just the tip in.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:40
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I prefer to sit down when using urinals.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:41
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i go into the stalls
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Waltzing Along posted:I like covering myself in piss.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:42
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I pull my pants down to my ankles and pull my shirt up and pin it to my chest with my chin.
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www posted:i go into the stalls being pee shy is a legitimate handicap so i use that one
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Waltzing Along posted:I pull my pants down to my ankles and pull my shirt up and pin it to my chest with my chin. Whats up pee buddy.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:44
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I should have known goons like to piss all over themselves.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:49
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I'm not gay.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:50
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Does anyone else really like the musky smell sometimes? Not the smell of piss, but the smell of a powerful, masculine dong?
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Feb 3, 2015 23:51
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Dick's too small OP, gotta stand close.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:53
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I get some twin snake poo poo going on where a second stream comes out at a weird angle and threatens to golden shower my feet.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:54
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Personally, I like to stand on the other side of the room when using a urinal.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:54
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I don't want mr. willy getting cold.
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Feb 3, 2015 23:58
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well i can only use a urinal that someone else is already using, OP, so i kinda have to stand quite close
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Feb 3, 2015 23:58
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did you ever think that maybe they want to be covered in piss? 
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Arrhythmia posted:Personally, I like to stand on the other side of the room when using a urinal. same get that nice arc goin
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Feb 3, 2015 23:59
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Prostate's is too big OP, gotta stand close. Got no force in my stream 
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Innerguard posted:Does anyone else really like the musky smell sometimes? Not the smell of piss, but the smell of a powerful, masculine dong?
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Feb 4, 2015 00:01
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my penis is very small and smells of prawns
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^ ^ ^ ^ Throwback Tuesday
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Feb 4, 2015 00:02
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i am deathly afraid of urinal spray, i stand a good 1/2 foot back. heh look at my pathetic dick if you want, at least i dont have the last dudes piss all over me 
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Funkalicious posted:i am deathly afraid of urinal spray, i stand a good 1/2 foot back. heh look at my pathetic dick if you want, at least i dont have the last dudes piss all over me this but unironically
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Feb 4, 2015 00:07
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I wouldn't have too if you'd stop trying to look op. Seriously awkward dude.
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Feb 4, 2015 00:07
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OP is probably one of those guys that stands directly next to you instead of taking literally any of the other empty spots.
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Feb 4, 2015 00:10
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I like to stand directly behind the guy standing too close to the urinal.
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ArbitraryC posted:OP is probably one of those guys that stands directly next to you instead of taking literally any of the other empty spots. nah it's really creepy when dudes do that actually
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did anyone say feels good man
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Another thing is making GBS threads at work. The guy that stays in the stall until the bathroom is completely empty so no one will your hear noises or smell your poo poo. Courteous but kinda pathetic.
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Feb 4, 2015 00:12
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I just piss on the floor like an animal.
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once i was watching football at the pub and went for a piss, and some (drunk) 50+ guy came in and grabbed my shoulders (while im standing at the urinal, dick in hand) and gave them a squeeze and went "Doing fuckin well aint they!??" in reference to the football, and then went off to take a piss. I felt so violated. I got pee raped.
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Feb 4, 2015 00:16
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I'm so cool, I make people slightly uncomfortable at the urinal by pissing next to them when there's open stalls 
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Feb 4, 2015 00:19
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bradzilla posted:I'm so cool, I make people slightly uncomfortable at the urinal by pissing next to them when there's open stalls Learn to share.
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I'm a sweat pig hamburger fucker and my rear end trauma gets really inflamed when someone tries to pee on the same floor tile I'm aiming at. There's literally hundreds of other tiles garbage fucker, get your own.
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