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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
how

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
You can start by not making gay threads

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+stop+being+gay

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
suck dick until it becomes passe

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
i'm on that guy's ignore list. oh no.

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
that is genuine despair, btw. real sad that the forums cancer guy has opted out of reading my posts

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

step one to not being gay don't use the ignore function

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

you have to get your lips to the base of the cock or you might as well quit, nancy boy.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Think it's pretty impossible for you, OP. Sorry for your condition.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013


lol

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i don't understand. so you DONT want to be gay?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

they make a patch these days

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
have you considered ending your life with dignity, on your terms?

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Drink Cheerwine posted:

have you considered ending your life with dignity, on your terms?

it would be awkward when no one showed up to the funeral

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



numberoneposter posted:

they make a patch these days

a patch that goes directly on the anus that acts like a pull door so nothing can push in

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
kill yourself

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

SHISHKABOB posted:

kill yourself


Morkyz posted:

it would be awkward when no one showed up to the funeral

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
just look at it rationally. its not men who have pointless fat sacks flopping everywhere. that shits entirely to say to you, hey breed me you spermy fucktard. contrarily men are basically 100 percent functional in design with the only really weird thing about their physique being how unprotected and forward the genitals are. its more rational to find pointlessly attached fat sacks that are their merely for you to find them attractive, attractive, then just a functional body.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Morkyz posted:

it would be awkward when no one showed up to the funeral

what funeral?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Business Gorillas posted:

a patch that goes directly on the anus that acts like a pull door so nothing can push in

hmmm a one way valve for the butt

still wouldnt stop yo from givin it though

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

the family members who don't know me very well would probably feel obligated to throw one

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Why do you want to stop being gay OP, it's working out pretty well for you on the forums, you even got posting pozzed..congrats

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

sexuality is like a horseshoe. you have to go so gay you come right round to being straight

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

mdm posted:

You can start by not making gay threads

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



numberoneposter posted:

hmmm a one way valve for the butt

still wouldnt stop yo from givin it though

we don't have to, after not getting liquid gay pumped into him for a couple weeks by other gay men, the urge for gay will subside naturally

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

it kinda defeats the purpose of the ignore functionality if you go out of your way to acknowledge me anyway, lol

don't forget to tweet at me that you're unfollowing me, while you're at it

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008

Orkin Mang posted:

suck dick until it becomes passe

yeh its just like smoking line up like a hundred dicks and don't stop sucking until you're sick of sucking dicks

might have the opposite effect tho but try it out and let m know how u go

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
jesus camp, or so im told. but it doesn't really make you stop being gay u just stay gay but only for jesus.

Davfff posted:

yeh its just like smoking line up like a hundred dicks and don't stop sucking until you're sick of sucking dicks

might have the opposite effect tho but try it out and let m know how u go

this sounds like a great way to mess up and become a willess fuckboy?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
can someone please ignore me I need to step up my gay

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



exspurt analcyst posted:

can someone please ignore me I need to step up my gay

i'd help you in your quest but my gay levels are already dangerously close to going off the charts

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



a bi guy told me that getting anal is like taking a really big poo poo and having it go right back into you

try stool softeners, op

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Op: when did you find out you were gay?

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

exspurt analcyst posted:

can someone please ignore me I need to step up my gay

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I think I'm feeling gayer. How will I know?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

obviously you should be praying more

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
you find a woman who isn't that interested in sex but is interested in having children and being a homemaker then you marry her and have kids and release your sexual tension with your other married male friends OP.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



even though he ignored someone, i appreciate the op owning this autist guy

Grey Skies
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
become a tranny, that way you can gently caress all the men you want and be straight

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yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
Post the gay away. That's what I did.

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