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A pig must copulate with a human male or face embarrassment and disgrace at the local feed trough.
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President Kucinich posted:A pig must copulate with a human male or face embarrassment and disgrace at the local feed trough. lets make a golden boy ad central
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Feb 17, 2015 08:34
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in fact lets cringne
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the bbc hires a robot correspondent so glib and cynical his tweets make people literally die. People still twitter him because of mobile addiction. Also everyone has only a holographic child b/c we all gently caress in commoditized vr simulations.
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Feb 17, 2015 09:58
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wherein we live in a society where everybody is a pornstar watching each other do porn
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Alan Smithee posted:wherein we live in a society where everybody is a pornstar watching each other do porn
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Feb 17, 2015 10:20
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a world where every time you flip a coin it creates a parallel universe where the opposite outcome occured, but you are also forced to go on a date with someone from that other universe and they are always 100% of the time loving unbearable
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Feb 17, 2015 11:48
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A man starts reading a CYOA book, but realizes that all the things that happen in the book have nothing to do with what happens in reality! What choices will he make? The fate of the world doesn't hang in the balance!
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quakster posted:69 million merits 
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Feb 17, 2015 12:19
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Alan Smithee posted:wherein we live in a society where everybody is a pornstar watching each other do porn But in a society where everyone's a porn star, wouldn't their version of porn be watching fully-clothed people do mundane things? Rodd Steele comes home early from his shift at the gently caress factory, opens the door to his apartment, and to his horror, finds his girlfriend and his two best friends... fully clothed and playing Scrabble. He wails in anguish and falls to his knees, erection rapidly deflating.
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Feb 17, 2015 14:44
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atheist philosophy professor discovers the student he failed for giving a lousy response to an essay assignment on the problem of evil is actually God.
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Feb 18, 2015 00:23
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Scientists build nanomachines to eradicate all disease and release them. The nanomachines decide humanity is the deadliest disease of all.
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Feb 18, 2015 05:00
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I Greyhound posted:Scientists build nanomachines to eradicate all disease and release them. The virus turns on its creators who were all made out of nanomachines.
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Feb 18, 2015 05:36
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A young writer named Harlan Ellison time travels to the mid-80s and watches a film called Terminator. He goes back in time and writes a couple of Outer Limits stories inspired by it. Years later, James Cameron writes a movie called Terminator, inspired by some old Outer Limits episode and Ellison sues him for idea theft for the stories "Soldier" and "Demon with the Glass Hand." The twist is Cameron was actually inspired by an episode written by Anthony Lawrence called "The Man Who Never Was", not Harlan Ellison's.
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A man starts reading a thread with an interesting and funny premise. However, it turns out that the thread is cursed and is full of mediocre Hitler jokes. The thread is endless and he is cursed to read it forever The twist practically writes itself AndreTheGiantBoned fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Feb 19, 2015 |
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prick with tenure posted:atheist philosophy professor discovers the student he failed for giving a lousy response to an essay assignment on the problem of evil is actually God. God removes his mask God is actually Hitler
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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:A man starts reading a thread with an interesting and funny premise. However, it turns out that the thread is cursed and is full of mediocre Hitler jokes. Meh. Agreed, but then the thread gradually overcame that. Starting with this post: Some Genius posted:William Shatner wishes for infinite genie Hitlers on 9/11 in Pearl Harbor, but nuclear winter aliens. Hitler Hitler genie bottle gypsy. Gypsy wishes Hitler gypsy magic magic mirror but actually Hitler. Hitler gypsy Hitler, magic Hitler Hitler. Hitler magic wishes gypsy, genie wishes magic Hitler. Future gypsy 9/11 Hitler. Gypsy genie finds a magic Hitler that tells the future. 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 Pearl Harbor. Nameless_Steve fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Feb 19, 2015 |
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A cameraman for Scifi TV in the 90s in Vancouver spends 20 years believing he was filming episodes of The X-Files. However, he learns he was really filming Outer Limits episodes.
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A goon discovers a bottomless paper cup of cola. He starts drinking from it every day, not caring for the risks of diabetes and obesity. But fate has worse in store. Slowly the cola transforms into diet cola! Once the goon figures it out he throws the cup in disgust. Then a short time later another goon finds the cup, and the process begins anew...
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One man is obsessed with the F-22 to the point where it threatens his marriage. During counseling he is advised to take up another hobby to take his mind off the jet fighter. He decides to build a house but discovers all too late that he's building it on hallowed swampland where the Indians used to defecate. Ancient poo poo spirits gives the house a mind of its own and it starts sprouting electrical outlets everywhere and demands constant sacrifices in the form of ugly windows and hideous vinyl siding. The man desperately tries to burn it down using his barbecue, but to no avail. In the final scene we zoom out and see that it's actually a lego house being built by autistic children, which explains the design even better.
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